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My funniest moment is when i completed the game then climbed into the girls dorm and kissed all of the girlfriends then eunice came along kicked me in the balls then i hit her down the stairs with my rubber band ball and she bounced down the stairs like a whale

then that woman came along and tried to catch me so i jumped over the banister and landed on that fat whale eunice who was obviously still knocked out, then i was getting bored of being in there so i went outside and recruited the black dude from the greasers and russell from the bullies then i tried to grapple this little girl and she kneed me in the balls

so russell gave her a powerbomb, and i couldnt stop laughin and then a prefect went to catch me and i kept pressing triangle then the black dude and russell beat the holy hell out of him

then i decided to try my luck on the policemen in town but that didnt work not one bit lol.