woah nice idea here's mine ( and please don't make fun of me QQ )

Guild name: Shadow
Uniform: Lower ranks are naked to show noobyness, Higher Ranks wear Priest of Order Robes
Armour: Lower ranks wear Dremora and Higher ranks wear Deadric
Weapons: Lower ranks use either spells ( meaning no weapons ) or a dremora dagger with poison, higher ranks user spells ( meaning staves ) or a deadric short/long sword enchanted, depending on the height of the member.
Spells: Lower ranks cast paralyzing spells as well as healing, higher ranks cast fire balls and lightning ( frost FTL ), summon dremora lord, summon lich, shield 100%, chameleon 100% and command humanoid.
Rules: 1) Killing other guild mates will NOT BE TOLERATED! 2) stealing from other guild mates will be prohibited 3) The word " noob " is a curse word and is a shame to our Shadow God...
Punishments: The first time a guild member breaks a rule it's a warning, the second time is torture, the third time is either expulshon or death
Offerings: Every Turdas at midnight guild members meet in the guild hall to offer either a) deadra hearts b) deadra/dremora weapons or armour or c) pictures of michael jackson in honor of michael jackson.

quote G1LB3RT

Guild Name: Hunter's Guild.
Jobs: Hunt anything from deer to Ogre's to Dremora. You start of
Uniform: Customized Hunter's Guild Light Armour, Higher Ranked Members wear Full Enchanted Hunter Armour.
Weapons: Primary Weapon is the Bow, and the best Enchanted bows are available to the higher ranked members. Dagger's are used for backup.
Rules: 1)You must not kill any humans, unless in self defense.2) Not steal from another member, or attack another member.

Benefits: 1)Sell meat and fur to merchants for better price. 2) Once Guildmaster, you get a weekly cut of the earnings, a statue in your honour and specialised Armour

I think my guild is kewler but your guild sounds tight too, if it was in oblivion id join!

@ TheFallenOne: Some Daedric Princes are enemies. Don't you think at least one of them will get pissed if you try to worship them all equally?

quote Sterlin22

I think my guild is kewler but your guild sounds tight too, if it was in oblivion id join!

I disagree. I'd totally take G1LB3RT's guild over your Shadow Guild. It's more original. Yours is an amalgam of TheFallenOne's guild, the Dark Brotherhood, and the Mythic Dawn.

My guild: The Order of Perverts.

This is why I love neoseeker.

Tell me, Leut, what are the jobs of this order?

Hand jobs.
Blow jobs.
Foot jobs.
the list goes on and on.

So it's basically a guild of women and bisexuals/homosexuals?
Unless Rosie O'Donnel hires you.

Oh no no no. You see...women also receive these things. Most people refer to them as different things. But they are essentially the same thing.

Ah... I see. I thought you were referring to the other things.

BTW, I won't be joining your guild.

Patron of the guild it is, then. *makes note*

I'll send you a list of services and going rates.

Take note that I won't be serving women.
Also, I won't be wearing pink.

Guild Name: Clan Nova

Uniform: An enchanted amulet with the Clan Nova symbol.

Armour: Whatever the armourers can make or clan members can loot.

Weapons: Bows, Ninja stars, Darts, Daggers, Swords, Words, Axes, Staves, Maces, Hammers, Hands, Shields, Money, Potions and Poisons.

Spells: Powerful enchanted items granted as rewards if member succeeds in fulfilling every aspect of a contract.

Rules: 1: No stealing from another guild member unless in training. Failure to uphold will result in possessions of equal value being taken to compensate the victim.
2: No attacking another guild member unless in training. Failure to uphold will result in weapon privliges being removed during missions.
3: In assassination missions only the target must be assassinated and in the way the contract demands. Failure to uphold will result in a lesser reward.
4: In theft missions only the target must be stolen. Failure to uphold will result in a lesser reward.
5: 20% of outside income must be paid to the clan. Failure to uphold will result with all clan privlages being removed until all debt has been paid.
6: No killing another clan member. Failure to uphold will result in removal of breathing privlages, or if you don't understand this the clan will kill you and use your corpse as a reminder of what happens to traitors.

Benefits: 1: Clan members will help members no matter what their rank.
2: Clan members will buy any item which can be fenced through clan stores.
3: Clan members are entitled to store premesises.
4: Powerful enchanted items rewarded for excellence.
5: Amulet will act as teleportation to clan headquarters.