I was playin online, server was full. We were in fuel depot

a locust was trying to snipe a teamate, so I ran up behind him and got out MY sniper. Then I aimed at his head, ready to fire

and as soon as I pull the trigger, another locust did that jump and roll thing and got into the way of my bullet and his head popped right off, RIGHT IN MID AIR!

I was laughing so hard

There was one time a few months back when I was trying to snipe Curtis in Canals, then ryancola jumps in front and headshots him instead

=D

quote Excalibur

There was one time a few months back when I was trying to snipe Curtis in Canals, then ryancola jumps in front and headshots him instead

=D

I bet he messaged Curtis about that a second later. :L

quote Excalibur

There was one time a few months back when I was trying to snipe Curtis in Canals, then ryancola jumps in front and headshots him instead

=D

quote Jim Haslett

They'll play hard or they're not going to be here.

bet after I killed that guy though, he was screamin HACKER! HACKER OMFG!

I was playing in Canals with friendly fire on. It's me and a friend against four other guys. Me and my friend are in combat with three of them (shotguns) while the other guy stands back with a Boomshot. He hits one of his teammates in the back, killing all three of them without leaving so much as a scratch on us. He later headshotted his own teammate among other things.

I rushed for the sniper rifle in the tower in the middle on Gridlock and got there before the enemies. They were coming, so I quickly got out of the tower to join my teammates taking cover a the base of the stairs. I then blindfired a completely random shot in order to get an active reload. Right as I blindfire my teammate front flips out of his cover and i cap his head off. It was completely unintentional, but it looked so funny seeing my teammate go completely limp midflip as I go for an active. At the end of the round he went psycho at me.

I also once had a flukey chainsaw massacre. There were 6 chainsaws all in a row with people joining in. The entire room stopped playing for about a minute as we all picked up the guts that we'd just laughed out. It was just like a congo line.

the other day i was the only cog left facing 4 locusts in a ranked match. i purposely let them all run up to me fighting over who would get the kill. i grenade tagged one and then ran like hell. it blew all 4 of them up since they were so close together. well actually it killed 3 and downed the 4th. so i curbstopmed the last one and won the round.

One time there were 2 enemies left vs my full team of four. I see one enemy go for the frags and start at him with the lancer, for some reason he showed particular resistance to my gun as he roadie ran towards me. He managed to tag me. No big deal really as I did a sideways roll to try and get him with the explosion and ended up rolling right into the midst of my tightly packed teamates unwittingly giving my opponent a quad kill.

You should have heard the roasting I got in the lobby.

oops.

Yeah, Manna, you totally screwed that awesome memory up for me.




But Curtis came in and saved the day by getting it right.


I have to say that as much of a douche as Dan is, we make a pretty unstoppable team.

ryan, plz, if anything, we all remember you getting headshotted 10 times by the same sniper in Bullet Marsh

Walking around like a total nub with a chainsaw revved at all times, looking up at the sky, and chainsawing someone in a ranked match.

quote Excalibur

ryan, plz, if anything, we all remember you getting headshotted 10 times by the same sniper in Bullet Marsh

lol I will always remember the moment on Gears that had me "LOL" the most.

ryancola was on my team, and he had just been downed in the middle of the map on rooftops. I ran from the right side to heal him, and as I got to his body, Manna (Excalibur) came running around the corner with a shotty and I just quickly turned and swept the sniper across the screen, blindfiring in his direction.

I took off his head clean! Oh my I was laughing so hard.

HAHAHA, there was so much shit talk when that happened, I nearly died of laughter.