quote skyrider22

quote Maxwell Atoms

Well, i was watching a Splicer for ages once becuase he couldn't see me, despite the fact i had no invisibility at the time or anything wrong. He just couldnt see me , obviously i ended this with a firm blow to the head from my wrench, but i thought it was one of the funniest times.

did ur carh glow a blue

My 'carh'?

And no, like i stated (This is if you mean invisibility), i hadn't obtained the cloaking plasmid yet in the game.

quote Maxwell Atoms

My 'carh'?

dude dont take the piss cos i cant spell man and maybe u had rench lurcker or somthing like that

1st funny moment: My brother thought that killing big daddies was hard.(big daddy and lil sister were like 20 ft away on my screen).I glanced at him(my brother),took my crossbow out, loaded the electro trap ammo, shot the wall next to me about 5 times, pulled out my pistol and shot the big daddy.The big daddy charged at me,ran through all 5-7 traps(cant remember how many exactly i laid out)and fell dead at my feet.

quote Archmaster

1st funny moment: My brother thought that killing big daddies was hard.(big daddy and lil sister were like 20 ft away on my screen).I glanced at him(my brother),took my crossbow out, loaded the electro trap ammo, shot the wall next to me about 5 times, pulled out my pistol and shot the big daddy.The big daddy charged at me,ran through all 5-7 traps(cant remember how many exactly i laid out)and fell dead at my feet.

same here but i used the granade launcher to blow his ass to *bleep*

Funny:
Watching a Big Daddy beat a splicer senseless.

I just found that funny...

I saw a lone splicer, and used telekinesis to launch a cash register at him--when it hit him, he exploded. I lol'd

I've got a few. I used to play a lot last year, I rented it and rarely returned it. But I've got some funny and messed up moments. I'll list them as I rememer them. My memory unit is damaged.

1. Travelling through Fort Frolic with my crossbow I come across a Thuggish Splicer. I've loaded trap bolts and I fired at him. It missed. Seconds later he runs at me and falls, the sound of the trap bolt going. I find out that the claw part hooked him in the center of his arse. How? I spent the next five minutes laughing heartily.

2. Similar status, walking through Fort Frolic with the crossbow, about fifteen minutes after my laughing. I fire the trap bolt into a wall after hearing a Splicer yell. I turn to watch the claw part, since I like the sound of it flying out. Much to my amusement the claw hits the very Splicer, another Thuggish, dead center in his crotch less than three feet behind me. Another laughing fit, ten minutes.

3. Two hours later, mind that this happed about a couple of weeks ago, I fire a random bolt into a random angle into a random spot on the floor. The angle launches the claw into a security camera and blows it up. I fire another bolt as a security bot flies by, the claw hit it and destroyed it as well. WTF?

4. Recent event, yesterday morning, Dr. Steinmen battle. I flame the 'good' doctor and he runs away. He drops into the water at nearly full health, and he dies. I spend a few seconds looking for him because his body has blended into the water before it glowed. This isn't the funny, the funny is that I had one, count it, armor piercing pistol loaded for the crazed surgeon. Sadly, a memory error left the bullet loaded. I fire this bullet into the ceiling in celebration, and then I remember that it was my only bullet of its kind for the pistol. For about two seconds I sit there, just thinking. "... *BEEP*! NO WAY!" I yell. I shake my head, muttering 'I didn't just do that.' I vent my frustration by killing the rest of the splicers that ambushed me on the way back to the control room.

4. This is done every time I get to Fort Frolic. When Cohen snaps and sics his splicers on me to classical music, I move around like I'm dancing ballet. Running along, killing splicers with a shotgun, jumping and spinning, turning and blasting the splicers at tasteful moments until I am left with a bloody ballet performance. I know of no real reason to do this, but I find it fitting to 'dance' while I slaughter to classical music.

5. This is a badass moment I went through. Against Fontaine at the end, I took no damage, and I just toyed with him like a cat with a mouse. Two security bots on my side, Fontaine being frozen while I dash away, leaving decoys behind me for him to attack. Natural Camouflage turning me invisible while he searches, the security bots taking the splicers and other bots out for me. I strike him with Electric buckshot, stunning him while I freeze him again, heading to another spot, just ahead of the other bots. In the end, I walk away without a single burn mark, electrical, fire, or frost made, and not a scratch on my shirt or pants. That last needle, well, I'm glad I stuck the big brute. Good ending achieved, flawless victory over the coward, and a *Beep*load of ADAM. Oh yeah, I'm that good.

6. Idiot moment. I set up a room full of tripwires, and I had a Big Daddy walk in seconds after I smile at my work. He hit one, and then he hit me. And then his mine hit a splicer behind me.

7. Funny moment. I finally saw the Big Daddy outside of the city. I'm in the bar in Port Neptune, in the office with the safe, when I hear a Big Daddy. I've saved all of the Little Sisters in the area, so I decide that he's good for some cash. *John Pinette walkes in 'Oh nay nay!'* Thank you Mister Pinette. *'No problem, I'm going to go raid your fridge real quick.'* Go for it. Anyway, I look out the window and see him walking along the sea floor. I turn around and in walks another one. I look between them and shrug, followed by killing the one inside with four electric buck and a pair of standard Thompson rounds.

Last: Angry but funny moment. What happens when you tack six prox mines to a dead body and TK it around looking for a Big Daddy in Fort Frolic? You find a Leadhead Splicer of course. I drop the body and Lady Luck kicks me in the *BEEEEP*. I drop the body as he fires from two feet away. It blows his ass to the stone age and I get stuck in a cloud of smoke. Luckily, I have the upgrade that protects me from my own bombs. Here's the punchline, the Big Daddy I was looking for walks by as the smoke clears. Whoop, whoop-whoop-whoop *Beep* *Beep* Whoop! *Beep Beep Beep Beep* Whoop-whoop-whoop *Beep* Whoop *BEEEEP*! I cussed until my throat was sore and I layed his armored ass out like a *Beep*ing bathmat. Whoop!

These are just a few of my memorable moments in Rapture.

Glitch, funniest moment ever:


I was getting my arse kicked by a bunch of spider thuggish and other splicers when a Big daddy came, so I thought this could be good or bad I don't want them to shoot it and I will get totally destroyed (towards the end of the game on hardest difficulty)

So the only thing I had left was Cross bow trap bolts and Pistol, of course I'm going to use crossbow it's B.A.
I fire a couple trap bolts and it kills one splicer -.-

Then the cool thing happened, I fire a trap Bolt, and it hits the wall goes over to get the other wall but collides with the big daddy, my first thought is well I'm dead.. but no instead it glitched and it didn't set off but made the big daddy angry, while the trap still kept on working forever! The Big daddy chased me around with a trap bolt attached to him and a wall and colliding with splicers killing about 20, the trap bolt finally disapeared when he went around and it kind of whiplashed colliding with killing him as well, it was easily the coolest glitch in Bioshock I have ever seen so far.

My funniest moment would probably be this:

I was in arcadia,I was looking for a vending machine so I could get more first aid kits (I was low on health),I found my way to where the vita chamber was (I didn't quite know my way around yet),and I found a big daddy that I had attacked earlier. I was like "OH CRAP!",and it attacked and killed me. Then it killed me a bunch more times until I finally (and luckily) killed it.

I don't think I laughed at all playing this game. I was just in constant awe of the environments, and caught up with the story to get distracted by these odd instances you guys keep talking about. It's cool stuff, but with all the things this game has to offer, I didn't find time to take in whatever humor you guys found in it. I guess I could if I played through it a few more times like I'm sure you all did.

I will say I was amused by hiding using that invisible tonic, and shooting splicers when they were right in front of me. I didn't laugh, it was just a nice felling...kinda like ambushing someone in Metal Gear Solid.

I never actually laughed myself,except when I killed a thuggish splicer with my shotgun as it was trying to attack me .

When I set up 5 Trap Bolts in a hallway between me and a Rosie, then shot him once with a Steel-Tip Bolt.

By the time he reached the area I was standing at, he was dead.

best moment for me would probably be acidently blowing up a whole room with a single splicer in it by useing the incinerate plasmid, how was i meant to know there was a oil barrel in there, couldnt find the body in the end either =P

had plenty of laughs in this game

when spider splicers drop from the ceiling freeze them in mid air