Have you guys noticed all the suicidal splicers in this game? For example, I see splicers with shotguns pointed at their chin and blood all over the wall all the time, and I'm sure some of you have seen the family of splicers AND children sitting around a tv, poisoned by a bottle with a skull on it. I've also had a nitro splicer try to suicide bomb me, he didn't accidentially drop it on himself, he stuck it back into his box and ran towards me. Have you guys seen this as much as I have?

Yeah, its there to show you how the citizens went mad once, some drone the streets (Splicers), others killed themselves a long time ago...

But talking about suicidal Splicers, i was in Cohen's place, the name escapes me for the moment, and it was just after everything turns red, and he sends a ton of the bastards after you, i hid up by the vita chamber shot some wires across the hallway and waited.

All of a sudden, a splicer came out of nowehere with a wrench, he just stood there, saw me and ran so fast that he didnt see the electric wires, he plowed through them however his neck got snagged and it twirled him across the room

Very, very funny moment...

quote Maxwell Atoms

i was in Cohen's place

there is that room

He means Fort Frolic.

cant say ive ever noticed that

quote BeZ

He means Fort Frolic.

no i mean where is his room u can only get if sander cohen lives

I hated Fort Frolic. The 'statue' splicers, the stupid security attacking me whenever anything breaks the windows, and the fact that I run into Big Daddies every couple of minutes. I honestly think that the place itself was out to get me.

Still, when Cohen sent his splicers after me with the red spotlight, I pretended to dance around the room. Jumping while spinning around, just to break some splicers teeth with my wrench, or blow a splicer away with an exploding shotgun shell.

And his room when you let him live? Terrible. If you hit some of the bunny masks, they bleed. How creepy is that?

I hated Cohen more than I hated Fontaine. He's much stronger than Fontaine though. He at least got in a few hits.

Still, I rather detest seeing dead bodies all over Rapture. Suicide does not sit well with me. The sheer number of suicides makes me wonder where it all went wrong.

Also, the worst suicide was the couple in Neptunes Bounty. Death by sleeping pills, and it looked like they'd been dead for a long time. Almost mummified.

Funny thing though. As much as I hate suicide, I find it outrageous what happened to Cohen one time. I killed the dancing Houdini splicers and he came down to look for me.

I make it a habit to get the natural Camouflage as soon as I can, and I always have it equipped as soon as I get it.

So I'm looking at his door, loading in some anti-personel rounds into the pistol and Thompson SMG, some Exploding Buck, Prox mines, trap bolts, and Liquid Nitrogen. I stand still looking at the door when he steps out.

First thought is 'This guy fell out of the highest branch of the ugly tree, and he hit every single branch on the way down.' I switch to the shotgun and he poofs away. 'Apparantly he got hit by the idiot-mobile after he fell.' I think to myself.

I walk around and see no sign of him, so I figure he must be a bigger idiot than I thought. I go up to his room, take everything I can, and leave.

Five minutes later, after killing three Big Daddies in a row, I see his body on top of a clown Vender. I laugh my head off because he probably got killed by a Big Daddy. I take his picture, and just to spite him, I buy twenty things of Vodka while having the Booze Hound tonic equipped.

To top this off, I ran into another Big Daddy while being in a state three feet to the left of 'Hammered, smashed, and ripped'. I'm seeing what looks like ten Big Daddies, all Elite Rosies to boot. I load up the Electric buck, thank the lord that I've fully researched the target, and I somehow kill it before it knows I'm there.

But that's not the funny. The funny, is that a Leadhead Splicer steps on this Mine that I layed out about five minutes before going into Cohen's apartment. The body lands right on the Big Daddy just as I sober up.

'Jackpot!' Was the only thing I could think as two more splicers land beside the corpses in front of me. I've played 'Vampire Rain', but don't feel sorry for me, because at that moment, I played the sequel.




'SPLICER RAIN!' Sorry for my stupidity.

quote Shrike

cant say ive ever noticed that

Maxwell Atoms was talking about Fort Frolic, Sander Cohens apartment is in Olympus Heights.

i mean i hadnt noticed splicers being suicidal

quote Shrike

i mean i hadnt noticed splicers being suicidal

i never noticed them

Now that somebody else says so...
wow the city is beyond mad...