Ive been wanting to do a Diary for my AC, even though I have been working on Phenac town since the game came out. After seeing Harvest Hunny's diary, it inspired me to stop screaming at my pencil for not being able to draw my Pokesona in morph form properly and chill out and do a diary. Heh. Denise is my character. Phenac town is my second town, but the story of its predecssor, hyrule, is a long one.
Wednesday 9th June, 2008 at 21:51
After being relieved of 30k+ of bells to pay back my flipping house, with still 600,000 bells left to pay exactly, I was more than annoyed at Nook. Needing some zen, and some cash, I headed over to see if any of my neighbours needed work. I stopped by Bea's place, she had fallen asleep and was quite alarmed at being awoken. I mean, who the hell falls asleep STANDING UP OUTSIDE? Weirdos, I tell you...
Anyway, she says she buries her stuff in the ground (!) and forgets where she put it. She asks if I have the same problem, Of course I dont, since im not some deranged dog, and I tell her so. Apparently, Im calling her a crazy spaced out airhead, which she probably is, and says I can't just insult her. Why not? Its a free world, but ah, I shall save the insults and PWNSOME NINJA SKILLZ! For Twirp. Anyway, Bea says she should never have asked my opinon, and after breifly ending our conversationm falls asleep! Just like that! After re-awaking her, I ask her for work. After she can't think of anything, I edge away from newly revealed psycho-freak Bea, and go talk to Cesar who live sin the same acre. Someone with some sense at LAST! Bah. He tells me not to overdo my body (!) I think Bea is getting to him..apparently so as he states the obvious to me that the day has ended and the sun has gone down but he is only getting started (!!!!!) Ewww. He asks if I buy carpets from Sahara, which I do, but before I can answer he accuses me of only buying from nooks and again states the obivous that they are rare. Meanwhile, In the background Bea is still sleeping...Weirdo..But he has no work for me, so I go and see my stalker, Tank. He sent me a letter expressing his unrequited love for me, Here, I will give you a copy
- |------------------------------------
- |My dreamy Denise,
- |No One can match my love for you!
- |Whenever you leave, I find myself
- |gazing longingly after you
- |From Tank
- |------------------------------------
Anyway, HE HAS NO WORK EITHER! Seriously, I need a sign "WILL WORK FOR COLD HARD CASH! P.S, NO PERVERTS" So I go to see Tom in the nest acre over. He has no work but asks If I have seen a glowy, bluey, burny white spooky thing at night. Yes I have his name is Wisp and he painted my roof, but this sends tom in to a fit of shivering hysterics and I leave to go see my beloved, if not dense, friend Dizzy and his "friend with benefits" Sandy. They are both asleep when I get there, worn out after doing who knows wha...EWW! but....HE HAS WORK! DIZZY WANTS ME TO GET HIS COMIC BOOK! Back from Cupcake, the strange, pink, drugged looking, transvestite bear, Alarmingly, he asks If Ive read any good notice boards and inquires if im born in the year of the rabbit. I am most certainly not! I was born in the year of the Pig! He thinks this is odd since all the Year-Of-The-Rabbits he knows things the how-two book is the pinnacle of civilazations achievments (!) I try to kindly tell him he asked about NOTICEBOARDS not how-to books. He shrugs it off and calls me odd, so I go see balding, middle aged fat bird Sandy (Literally!) She has no work, and tries to get my Classic Painting but Im having none 'o it! That canvas and paints for the Museum. Before I leave I note she is wearing one of my designs. Heading down the slope to the floodplain...oops I mean lower acres I boogie on over to Cupcake, crossing Olives Bridge on the way, and I pass Winnie to witness a oozing mass of pink, drugged, tranvestite flesh coming towards me...my bad, its only Cupcake. Shehe gives me back Dizzys book, and tells me that if shehe ran the weather, summer would get here much sooner (Actually, according the the aforementioned noticeboard, by the 16th) Shehe likes camping and asks what I like to cook on camping trips. I am-a italian-a and-a so-a I like-a to cook-a Spaghetti! (But im not really Italian..) Then the most funniest emotion I have ever seen on Animal Crossing follows. A love heart goes up and then cracks suddenly...ROTFLMAO! Anyway, I head over to return the Comic Book of Holiness... BUT DIZZY ASLEEP IN HIS HOUSE! Disgruntled, and Mightly annoyed, I go home.
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Topic: Denise's Adventures In Phenac
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