The second thread was 30 pages long. So here's the third.

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Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish someone would make the third thread.

Granted, but I already did.

I wish there were side-quests in MP3.

Granted, but they take too long to complete.

I wish people here on Neo appreciated Beyonce more.

granted,but she makes every1 who hears her turn into dark samus
i wish i had a 9000 wii points it cant blow up anything ,cause my wii 2 stop working or not work beat that
stickdude 97 copy and paste the first page of the last forum

Granted, but you stole them from someone else.

I wish that Sunkist was more popular.

Granted, it popularity goes up. But then it goes back down 2 seconds later.

I wish that in MP3 there was a secret way to fight Admiral Dane as a boss battle.

Granted but each time you try to hit him, the game freezes and the TV implodes.

I wish that I didn't

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disappear for months at a time and then randomly post again for a day then vanish again for another few months.

Granted, but now you dont post at all.

I wish I could do work and complete tasks insanely fast.

Granted, but you die of exhaustion.

I wish I had twenty copies of I Am...Sasha Fierce.

Granted, you die shortly after.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but its only a main menu.

I wish Samus could use the Chaos Emeralds to activate her super form.

Granted, but Knuckles uses the Master Emerald to destroy her.

I wish I had $17.4 million.

Granted, but I have $17.5 million. You get jealous and kill yourself.

I wish I had an Arm Cannon.

Granted, but the Space Pirates mistake him for Samus and kill him.

I wish I was the King of Hyrule.