Granted, but then Ganondorf kills you.

I wish Samus would fight Link.

Granted, but one Missile destroys Link.

I wish you couldn't come up with a way to corrupt my wish.

...Granted but I become smart and I figure out how to corrupt it.

I wish Samus could fight Mario without either winning too easily.

Granted, but Samus still wipes the floor with Mario because she's a total badass and Marios sucks.

I wish that the makers of Twilight Princess would make a sequel to it that is even better.

Granted, but it's so epic that your Wii explodes.

I wish Mr. Diachronos would try my quiz in the LinKing Quizzes thread.

Granted, but he fails at it (somehow).

I wish someone would try the new questions in my quiz thread (that were added through an edit).

Granted, but Mario dies in one hit anyways.

I wish Samus could fight Snake.

Granted, but they both die due to explosives on both sides.

I wish that Kirby and Stafy would duke it out without either one of them dieing a horrible death or either one winning too easily.

granted,but samus blows them and makes them into space ship bummer stickers
i wish u didnt come up with that wish

Granted, but the Lord of Hyrule comes and kills you because you took his cookies.

I wish I had an arm cannon and I would never die and it cannot be removed.

Granted, but a Metroid latches onto your head, and (since you only have one hand and cannot remove it) he sucks your life force forever.

I wish Beyonce was here.

Granted, but it takes 100 years to get there so she is all old and wrinkly and lost her voice.

I wish to be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good at doing nothing.

Granted, but you're life is pointless, so you commit suicide.

I wish Sasha Fierce was here.