Granted, but she gets mad at you for stealing her cookies and kills you

I wish someone would check out my new message Metroid Prime 8

Granted, but it's pointless to speculate for a game that would never exist.

I wish Mr. Cool's responses actually made sense and did not involve cookies.

granted,but it involes pies
i wish for pie cars,pie games and pie clothes and nothing can go wrong and they dont divsole and they dont blow up

Granted but they go bad, not dissolve.

I wish that they did make a Metriod Prime 4-8

Granted, but they last only an hour long each.

I wish I could be Magneto.

Granted, but you don't have his powers.

I wish that the Balance Druid T8 set had more crit and haste than the T7 set like it's supposed to (not less in exchange for more Spirit), and that none of the set bonuses were made for the Eclipse talent.

Granted, but I don't know what you're talking about.

I wish I understood Latin.

Granted, but it's the only wish you ever get corrupted.

I wish that I did not suck at hypermode.

Granted, now you epically fail at hypermode.

I wish Metroid Prime 3 had online multiplayer.

Granted, but Nintendo Wifi sucks.

I wish I had wifi.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I had some food.

Granted, but it's pet food.

I wish.... that I could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but that was pretty pointless.

I wish this wish wouldnt get corrupted.

Granted, but you get corrupted instead and die.

I wish I had tickets to Beyonce's concert.