Granted, but Beyonce is murdered and you're framed for it.

I wish it was the 28th.

Granted, but its at 11:59 P.M. so you have one minute on the 28th.

I wish I had never ending wishes.

Granted, but after that, you never have another vacation for the rest of your life.

I wish I could use Morph Ball without hurting myself.

Granted, but the Space Pirates mistake you for Samus and kill you.

I wish could be finished with college right now.

Granted, but then you start all over again the next day.

I wish I was a Space Pirate and nobody would hurt or kill me.

Granted, but Michael Jackson is still dead .

I wish I was Metroid Prime and could not be destroyed.

Granted, Samus severely injures you and renders you immobile instead.

I wish all the Beams and stuff in the Create your own Weapon thread were real.

Granted, but you get thrown in jail and never get to use them.

I wish I had a Samsung Instinct phone.

Granted, they come back as vampires and drink all your blood.

I wish Samus would be in the Mario game.

Granted, but you can't hear them say it.
(Nice homeade banner and avatar, btw)

I wish no one else had the cool background effect that my sig has, featuring my screenname behind the characters.

I could always read the compliments though
(Thanks for the compliment, I am quite fond of this avatar & banner )

Granted but your sig gets deleted for you being selfish & wanting to keep the BG effect to yourself.
(it IS a rather cool sig though )

I wish that I didn't have to do assignments for school during the summer.