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stickdude97
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Granted, now you do assignments every second all year for the rest of your life.
I wish Samus had heat vision and that she wouldnt hurt or kill me or anyone I know with it. | |
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LinKing12
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Granted, but she can't use it because her visor is in the way.
I wish I could control Metroids and rule the world, and neither Samus nor anyone like her existed. ------------------- ![]() "Turn the lights on." -Beyoncé/Sasha Fierce Extreme Credit to hugs 4 hackers! | |
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X Naut Shroober
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Granted, but since Metroids cannot be 100% controlled, they eventually suck out your life & then precede to drain all lifeforms in the universe without anyone getting in the way since Samus isn't there to stop them.
*GASP* I wish that the Jonas Brothers & Hannah Montana would've died instead of MJ & Billy Mays. *tries to catch his breath* ------------------- I'M ALIVE!!! ![]() Banner credits in NeoHome. | |
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stickdude97
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Granted, but they come back as zombies and now their singing is even worse.
I wish I could have a Scan Visor. | |
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X Naut Shroober
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Granted, but all it can scan is moldy cheese.
I wish I had an X Parasite as a pet and that it wouldn't try to infect me or anyone else in the universe. ------------------- I'M ALIVE!!! ![]() Banner credits in NeoHome. | |
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stickdude97
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Granted, but Samus appears and absorbs it. You get mad and try to kill Samus, but she kills you.
I wish I had a Thermal Visor that can be used on anything. | |
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Dimonthisis
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Granted, but the Porno Police think you're trying to use it for some dirty looks so they arrest you.
I wish I had yurr Mom ------------------- | |
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LinKing12
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Ummm... Granted... but... she doesn't do anything with you.
I wish I had Meowth as a pet. ------------------- ![]() "Turn the lights on." -Beyoncé/Sasha Fierce Extreme Credit to hugs 4 hackers! | |
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X Naut Shroober
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Granted, but it steals all your cash & pokemon games (if you have any) and runs away as it's really the Meowth from Team Rocket.
I wish that I had a Diglett as a pet. ------------------- I'M ALIVE!!! ![]() Banner credits in NeoHome. | |
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LinKing12
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Granted, but it digs up your spice garden.
I wish I was a moderator. ------------------- ![]() "Turn the lights on." -Beyoncé/Sasha Fierce Extreme Credit to hugs 4 hackers! | |
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X Naut Shroober
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Granted, but you get banned for life for misuse of mod powers.
I wish for a brand new, full-length 2D Metroid game that is NOT Dread, I have enough money to buy it, is completely awesome and somewhat challenging, I won't lose it, it won't get stolen, and it won't blow itself up or the system. ------------------- I'M ALIVE!!! ![]() Banner credits in NeoHome. | |
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LinKing12
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Granted, but I found a loop hole in your wish and the game blows YOU up.
I wish Jay-Z hadn't married Beyonce. ------------------- ![]() "Turn the lights on." -Beyoncé/Sasha Fierce Extreme Credit to hugs 4 hackers! | |
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X Naut Shroober
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Granted but she marries Kraid instead.
I wish that LinKing12 didn't find that loophole in my last wish. ------------------- I'M ALIVE!!! ![]() Banner credits in NeoHome. | |
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LinKing12
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Granted, but I found a loophole in that wish (^^^).
I wish Beyonce wouldn't marry Jay-Z or any fictional characters. ------------------- ![]() "Turn the lights on." -Beyoncé/Sasha Fierce Extreme Credit to hugs 4 hackers! | |
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X Naut Shroober
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Granted, she doesn't marry Jay-z or fictional characters but she THINKS she does and is thought to have gone insane and put into a mental asylum.
I wish I knew how Metroids absorb the life force of thier prey without ever forgetting it. ------------------- I'M ALIVE!!! ![]() Banner credits in NeoHome. | |
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