Granted, but all the brain cares about is power and riches not the welfare of people.

I wish yoshis were real.

Granted, one eats you, and these ones don't put you out as an egg you actually get eaten.

I wish for someone to notice this rather quickly.

Granted, but they don't respond until 2 days later.

I wish that everyone missed me and Beyonce in our recent absence here on Neo.

Granted, everyone except me that is and I'm the only one here that matters.

I wish yet another person would come back here.

granted... can't corrupt that too badly..

I wish School didn't start tomorrow

Granted, but it starts the day after tomorrow and there is no vacations or weekends off.

I wish for 2 millions dollors to buy a jewelers edition of Monopoly®

Granted, but it costs $2,000,001 and you can't afford it.

I wish the Teen Titans series would restart.

Granted, but they put new charactera and voices.

I wish for chocolate

grante, but its the organic, no milk, no coco, fat-free, no suger kind and it makes you want to puke.

I wish I could get one more member in my village [Its a Naruto thing]

Granted, but the member is Ganondorf and he destroys your village.

I wish Beyonce would've won all 9 of her nominations at the VMA's yesterday.

Granted, but the runner up gets jealous and assassinates her.

I wish I owned the power suit with all abilities from all games in the metroid series

Granted, but the suit only fits Samus, so you can't use it.

I wish I could shoot a Darkburst (from MP2: Echoes) whenever I pleased.

granted, but it bounces off and hits you. you die.

I wish I could say it...

Granted, but you choose not to.

I wish no one had a more awesomer banner sig than me!

Granted, but everyone gets jealous, so the moderator gives you a permanent ban and deletes your account.

I wish my stuff didn't keep breaking or getting stolen