If I tell Branora you love her, will you shove it up 'er tower?
If the Nerevarine threw a party, would it be considered nerreverent?
Knock knock. Who's there? Daedra. Daedra who? Daedra pick up the pockage I sent yah?
Why did the acrobat cross the road? To level his acrobatics by dodging cars.
What do you get when you cross a dunmer and an argonian? A elven lizard that tries to enslave itself.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dagoth Ur. Dagoth Ur who? Dagoth ur jacket. I'b allergic duh wool.

you're right, they're awful, especialy the first, man that womans a bitch!

come to think of it you must have had a lot of trouble with the knock- knocks, because: deadra is pronounced
(dee-dra), and Dagoth is pronounced ( di-goth.

This message was edited by elder rose on Sep 19 2009.

There kinda bad lol, but at lest someone was creative and made some jokes up .

Feel free to post your own here if you want to.

what do you get when you cross an orc, with a funky exotic wood elf? one ugly mother **bleep**er that thinks she can break-dance. sorry, i'm not too good at jokes, better at poetry.

Q:What do you get when you mix me,12 hours of playing,and autosave turned off?
A:The longest string of cuss words you have ever heard.

quote stormthehouse

Q:What do you get when you mix me,12 hours of playing,and autosave turned off?
A:The longest string of cuss words you have ever heard.

Damn, have I had that before. I was so pissed I didn't play for a month.

And when it comes to pronunciation, I've heard (in oblivion) people call Daedra both Dee-dra and day-dra. I call them day-dra. As for dagoth...I think it is day-goth.

quote Caius Cosades

people call Daedra both Dee-dra and day-dra. I call them day-dra. As for dagoth...I think it is day-goth.

is that like day, as in day time? eather way it still doesn't make sense in the joke

Yeah, day time like. Also (not trying to be mean), either is spelt with an I, not and A.

Q:What do you get when you cross a female dog with Dagoth Ur?
A:A fat ugly bitch

That probaly wasn't that good, but any way who gives

quote Caius Cosades

Also (not trying to be mean), either is spelt with an I, not and A.

thats not mean, my spelling stinks, worse then a skunk.

quote God Of Morrowind

Q:What do you get when you cross a female dog with Dagoth Ur?
A:A fat ugly bitch

well i think its funny, it's better than mine anyway.

quote God Of Morrowind

That probaly wasn't that good, but any way who gives

(so called) God of Morrowind, you realize that instead of double posting you are supposed to just use the edit button?

(I talk to my teacher who's mom just got plastic surgery and a botox)
Hey Teacher, your mom makes Dagoth Ur look like he's handsome.
BURN!!!!! BURN BABY BURN!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
*Excuse me*, I got a little carried away there.. But yeah, that's one I made up, no, my teacher's mom didn't really get plastic surgery or a botox, my teachers mom actually has lung cancer, but I won't make fun of that because that's actually real.

quote davedemon

(I talk to my teacher who's mom just got plastic surgery and a botox)
Hey Teacher, your mom makes Dagoth Ur look like he's handsome.
BURN!!!!! BURN BABY BURN!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
*Excuse me*, I got a little carried away there.. But yeah, that's one I made up, no, my teacher's mom didn't really get plastic surgery or a botox, my teachers mom actually has lung cancer, but I won't make fun of that because that's actually real.

hem.... gotta write that one down.