Just a little something I found on the internet...

The Twelve Steps of Morrowind:

Step 1: Came to believe that we were powerless over Morrowind, and that our lives had become unmanageable...

Step 2: Came to believe that Vive...er, a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Azur God as we understood Her Him.

Step 4: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourscrolls OURSLEVES! Ourselves. I mean ourselves.

Step 5: Admitted to Amale...er, God, to ourselves and to another NPC human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

Step 6: Paid the ordinat Were entirely ready to have Azur God remove all these defects of character.

Step 7: Humbly asked Him to remove our blight disDAMMIT! shortcomings.

Step 8: Made a list of all NPCs and demi-gods we had killed...shit, I mean persons we had harmed, and became willing to brag about it on alt.games.morrow make amends to them all.

Step 9: Paid the Imperial Guards...no, that's not right...oh, yes: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others, or would cause us to lose Reputation points or be ejected from a Guild, Great House, or Temple.

Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory and sell it to the mudcrab when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

Step 11: Sought through prayer and m0use.net meditation to improve our conscious contact with Azu God as we understood Her Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out, and a longsword that would do 300 damage to hit, plus cast Soul Trap and Armor Eater so we could wipe out that annoying little bastard wood elf outside the Temple complex in Mournhold

Step 12: Having had a spritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alt.games.morrowind, and to practice our marksmanship in anticipation of the next expansion pack.

And now for a little prayer:

Azura,
grant me the septims,
to buy the armor I cannot enchant,
to learn the spells I don't know,
and the wisdom to save my game often.

CURSES! Some of that text should be struck through, but Neoseeker can't do that... Oh well...

Like the prayer! Everyone shuld learn the last line off by heart!

lol, that was quite funny, although I do wish the prayer would work......

Always be careful not to mention funny smells in the presence of orcs, they tend to get.... annoyed.