I have noticed sometime the citizans say some funny stuff. Like when I was climbing a building, I heard some guy say " he is going to hurt himself. And when he does, I won't help him" That made me lough.

Yeah, they criticize you a lot. Sometimes if you have your blade out, citizens will say stuff like this: "You shouldn't have that thing out, maybe I should tell the guards", and they actually do if you just keep sticking next to them.

But yeah, they are very funny:P

quote gravity1337

"You shouldn't have that thing out, maybe I should tell the guards"

lol!
I'm pretty sick-minded today...

In a review, Altair ran up a building a bit then dropped down, while two civilians were watching him. One just said, "how odd". I found that funny.

Also, in a walkthrough, Altair walked up to a guard who would not let him into a certain area, and he said "your presence annoys me". What a stupid way of saying it.

I thought it is pretty funny when you push someone really hard they run sreaming he's going to kill me.

during a counter-attack a guard said "how did you do that?"

When I went to Damascus, the guards chased me on sight, and said something in another language, no idea what, any ideas lol?

Has this happened to anyone else?

quote linkin park fan

I thought it is pretty funny when you push someone really hard they run sreaming he's going to kill me.

quote skares

I saved a citizen and while doing so killed around 5 guards and as I walked away another citizen said something like "That guy just killed someone!" I was thinking great..way to blow my cover

quote bioshocker12punch

during a counter-attack a guard said "how did you do that?"

These are all such stupid things to say! lol!

I was really surprised, while watching a video, some guard said "Get out of my Damn way!". According to my brother, that wasn't even a word back then... Any thoughts?

quote gravity1337

When I went to Damascus, the guards chased me on sight, and said something in another language, no idea what, any ideas lol?

Has this happened to anyone else?

Probably french or german.
I know french so I kind of found it funny when one said: "May God give me the strength that I need." after I killed like five other guys without getting hit once.

quote blackfalcon

I was really surprised, while watching a video, some guard said "Get out of my Damn way!". According to my brother, that wasn't even a word back then... Any thoughts?

They explain that early on in the game. The animus translates whatever anyone says so there might be some inconsistencies.

quote gravity1337

When I went to Damascus, the guards chased me on sight, and said something in another language, no idea what, any ideas lol?

Has this happened to anyone else?

it was probably in arabic. This one guard called me a bitch in arabic. I speak arabic so I understood it.

It seems like there's only a few set things that people will say, it gets annoying after a while. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "When will he stop acting like a child?" while climbing up a building.

On the lighter side, I love it when I finish saving a citizen and they look at the 5 or 6 bodies left in my wake and say "Who did this?"

"A crusade for what? Ignorance? Violence? Madness?!"

...Gets VERY annoying.

quote linkin park fan

quote gravity1337

When I went to Damascus, the guards chased me on sight, and said something in another language, no idea what, any ideas lol?

Has this happened to anyone else?

it was probably in arabic. This one guard called me a bitch in arabic. I speak arabic so I understood it.

LOL!
That was a nice egg Ubisoft added in!!! Out of interest, what is Arabic for bitch?

also in arabic when you hide they say "lets go round the corner and we might see him again"

quote blackfalcon

quote linkin park fan

quote gravity1337

When I went to Damascus, the guards chased me on sight, and said something in another language, no idea what, any ideas lol?

Has this happened to anyone else?

it was probably in arabic. This one guard called me a bitch in arabic. I speak arabic so I understood it.

LOL!
That was a nice egg Ubisoft added in!!! Out of interest, what is Arabic for bitch?

Keblah. Hard to wright it out in english

Anyways I was climbing this building and I heard this one guy say "I will lough when he falls and hurts himself"