Hi- this thread will be a zelda roleplay- no, not a never ending story. Me and TwilightWolf23 are starting this together- anyone can join at anytime. There are just a few rules that need to be followed:
1. No posts such as 'Link got f-cked up by zelda, and then she got pregant and bill cosby returned.' These are unacceptable in this thread. Your posts should add something to the plot and not involve something insanely crazy such as my example.
2. No Bill Cosby period. He caused trouble in the constant reincarnations.
3. No crack lettuce, no crack potatoes, no crack food period.
4. No Black Panthers. Yes, we can still have fried chicken as long as it's not crack.
5. No time paradoxes.
6. No porn. (I don't believe I actually have to post this) porn would be like including unnecessary, excessively graphic material in your posts.
7. This is NOT a romance novel. Yes, there can be kissing, even sex (yes, this can be followed by a pregnancy), but they will NOT become a main role here. If you do include sex, you not include details and you not describe how it looks or anything like that.
8. No excessive swearing. Sure, you can swear, but try not to do this: "What the f-ck is his f-cking problem?! I'm gonna f-cking shove my damn sword up his damn ass, what the f-cking hell is he *bleep*ing doing?'
9. No non-zelda characters. This means any character who's not been in any zelda game, ever, can't be included. (This rule may be subject to change.)
That about wraps it up. If you have any questions about the rules or anything else, PM me or TwilightWolf23.
Alright then I'll start.
Link leaned against the wall, talking with the Zora. "It's a stupid game, I don't believe you even got me into it." The Zora shook his head and said, "Hey, don't blame me for being such an idiot."
"Whatever," Link said.
The Zora glanced down the hallway and said, "Oh, look, Princess Ruto is coming."
"Oh no," he moaned. Link dived off the waterfall and splashed into the water to get away from her. She was the most annoying Zora in all of Zora's Domain, even including that con artist who had suckered him into wasting all of Rupees. As Link surfaced, he saw a cloaked figure enter Zora's Domain.

"Oh my god! I can't believe that I leave for enough time to go have a life, and you come and tell me Hyrule is in danger... AGAIN", Link complains, "Man i hate these sketchy caves and scenarios not to mention my life!" "Well anyway what's the problem this time?!?!?!?!?!?"

I just want to go ahead and wish you luck, and warn you that the RPs on TP forums have a bad tendency of failing... so I double wish you luck!

Zelda says "Well, its the gorgons again. They have a separatist race built up against them, they are tampering with the phantom hourglass." "Damn" Link says "I thought that the sword would be safe with them!" "Well" Zelda says, a hint of annoyance in her voice,"I told you that the sword would raise some suspicions."

This message was edited by Camo Junk3y on Aug 10 2009.

ok i guess im off on yet another adventer link said annoyed
he called epona and headed off to gorgon mines