I got 2

I was playing cops n crooks, and I was the driver and we were crooks. We were on a cops tail, blasting him. My buddies didn't really care if we won or lost. So, being the driver. I jumped out of the car. I just happened to ricashade (spelling?) off the ground right into the back of the cop car and died. The driver of the cop car got a kill for that. Was funny as hell.

My second one, I was racing. The guy in first place had to be *bleep*ed. I yelled PRESS Y FOR A SPEED BOOST!

he did it... jumped out of the car and died. Hilarious.