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1. No one seems to mind niko carrying around assault rifles.

2. It never snows in the recreated NYC.

3. You can get as wild as you want with a vehicle, but as soon as you get on the airport strip, you're in trouble.

4. Every car that catches fire eventually explodes.

5. Niko hides all his weapons in his pockets.

6. Niko has no use for helmets off of motorcycles.

7. Cops automatically shoot you for resisting arrest.

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8. Virtual Kat Williams is also hilarious.
9. Niko pulls some guns out of his pants...

Hotdogs heals bullet wounds.

its possible to put a lit molotov cocktail under your jacket,and not get burned

12. You never get road rash, no matter how much you scrape the ground.

13. A bloody jacket can be cleaned by sleeping in the bed.

15. You need to know something about phisics to jump the river and not have you brand new Noose Cruiser plumet into it...

16. Gta internet is phail

17. At any given moment in the game, there is concrete around you.

18. Niko doesn't bathe.

19. Niko is able to survive being hit by a car while most people who probably end up paralyzed.

20. Standing on top of a cop car makes cops mad.

21. That the rotterdam tower is ctually a massive penis erection

23. Niko always gets away with crimes because even though there are 20 eye witnesses, he never pays for them in the long term.

25. The fire department ignores fires if you call them up.