306. Dead pedestrians can come back to life.

307. Wrecking your vehicle or bumping other cars (except cops) don't give you wanted stars, but shooting one will.

308. Motorcycle helmets appear actually protect Niko after collisions.

309.The Statue of Liberty shows heart on the inside(literally)
310.The internet is not very developed.

311. Despite there being a threat on the other islands, there is no actual threat there and everybody acts like normal.
312. Chasing a person the police is chasing will get you arrested.

313.People tend to not care if they get pushed.

314.if your in a fight and a cop sees the person your fighting with hit you first the other guy gets jailed

315. cops never shoot you when you are standing on a sort of tall building.
316 cops don't die they regenerate.
317. when you fall into a small pool you don't die

320. When Liberty City residents are climbing a ladder, just about anything you do, including standing on top of the ladder, will cause them to fall.

This is a dirty one but needs to be said (if not already)
When a hooker is either getting Niko excited or just giving him a $20 service, he gives him an air job.
Pedestrians can call police by saying . . . I heard gun shots.
Police can't turn on birdges.
Someone has already ate half of Nikos hotdog when he buys it.
Niko puts Hotdogs in his pocket when he runs.
Niko dosen't get longer hair or facial hair.
Niko can hotwire modern cars in a matter of 2 minutes. (Magic game time)
Niko knows how to fly an apche helicopter.
Niko never sees Roman in their own house.
Roman never changes his clothes.
Nikos dates never wear handbags (Woman always wear handbags)
Niko can live a life full of crime but yet the mafyia can never 'Whack' him.
The police don't care that Niko is an illegal immigrant.
Only one shop sells sunglasses and they all look gay.
Niko can only send two differnt emails, a nice one and a mean one.
Niko can kill his Girlfriend and then meet her on the same dating site and they don't know each other.
Niko can only eat 3 differnt types of food.
Niko only drinks sprunk. (A mistype would have been so funny there)
I can't be botherd any more.
You have to steal a boat to get off Happiness Island. Or drown.
Niko and all other people can't get blown to peices.
When someone is on fire, they just all of a sudden turn black.
Niko can't sit.
It takes Niko 15-20 minutes to drown. In freezing cold sea water.
Every one in liberty City has an undiscoverd scientific name. They are all 10000thes . . .
Niko can hold over a million in cash in his pockets along with rocket launchers, Ak-47s.
Niko can't open a car boot but other people can.
Niko can survive falling into the sea from a helicopter.
The sea leads to know where.
Niko can get set on fire and recive no scars.
The goverment know who Niko is as soon as he gets off the boat.
Niko dosen't have a penis, as explained on the 1st thing i said.
Ive spent about 10 minutes writing this.
Niko dosen't get tired.
Niko can survive crashing and going through a windscreen and again recive no scars.
Nikos clothes don't move accept when on a motorbike.
Niko dosen't care when he's falling at 100MPH out of the sky when he has just jumped from a helicopter.
Niko can fall from very high hieghts and not break his ankels.
Niko can kill 20 people at one given time, and win.
Niko can kill over 200 SWAT at one given time.
Niko and 2 men can run through the streets of liberty city while getting shot at by SWAT. But they still get away in a subway.
The Helicopter can't keep up with a moped.

Mr Gullet-Dude wtf? Can you at least try to number them or somethinh.

Not sure if this has already been said :

324- Liberty city phones are magic... you do not need to charge them

325- The police in Liberty City have got their prioritys a bit wrong. Most of the time, they ignore your loud gunshots if you are fighting with the russian mob for a couple of speedboats full of coke. But as soon as you have a fight on the street with a cab driver or bump into a cop car then they are on you like a ton of bricks.

jumping off building can and will kill you;(