was attracted to mario since he was now a girl so he tried kissing him but then daisy/peach came and yelled at him for trying to kiss mario when luigi was going out with daisy/peach so

rosalina came and said "oh no the father of our 300 kids has had a sex change" then peach realised the horrible truth so she

went inside girl mario after shee shape-shifted into a luma. she grabbed the mars piece and came out with it, turning mario back into a boy, but peach/daisy couldn't change back to herself so mario and rosalina now had 301 kids. Luigi was shocked at everything that just happened. he

went and raped peach/daisy and then they found

out that luigi just turned into a luma too because they had **x so now Luigi and peach/daisy were both lumas. mario was the only one that was normal. so mario figured out that 2 more pieces of mars were in peach/daisy and luigi the lumas so he had to decide what else he could do besides killing them to get inside them and get the mars pieces. he decided to

get wario and have them fart in there faces so they would be knocked out so mario could stick his hand down there throat and get the pieces

but wario disagreed so mario was just about to kill them when a

wrestler named kizarny brought them to his carnival ride, the ferris wheel. but when they got on it spun really fast and the 2 lumas couldn't get off so they turned into sphere bouncy lumas which was worse because it would be harder to get the mars pieces out of them. but they went on the bumper carts too and

killed the lumas then a giant mars bar came so weegge started

to grab the two mars pieces that fell out of the dead lumas. (just a check. luigi and peach/daisy are dead.) but kizarny was confused, because luigi died, but then he found out that the guy dressed up as luigi was really jeff hardy, who joined with mario, and kizarny also joined. (characters are now kizarny and mario and jeff hardy) so they still needed 7 more pieces of mars.

then mario goes and finds george lucas and kicks him in the balls for no reason then they realised where the next mars piece was it was

then for sum reason bowser teleports mario and himself to sum lonely planet and comes out to mario...

and bowser says to mario "mwa ha ha im gonna

.... share my lunch wif u then its time to duel, yu gi oh style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

while still on earth jeff hardy and kizarny are trying to get the 4th mars piece out of george lucas' pants and then someone came out and hit ___________ with a chair and (fill in and complete)