ok i make a wish and the next person to posts has to corrupt the wish in the post before them

an example: me: i wish mario married luigi

next person: granted but rosalina gets jealous and destroys the world


and then they make another wish

ok start

i wish goombas werent so weak

granted now they dont move

i wish when you shake the wiimote mario would take out a pack of fags and start smoking

Granted, but then he lung cancer and can't save the Mushroom Kingdom anymore.

I wish Mario had a gun.

quote dr awesome

pack of fags and start smoking

You're from England, aren't you.

granted but the luma cant attack and dies in 1 hit

i wish that wario and waluigi were in super mario galaxy

granted now the game is meaningless cause theres no one to fly you to the centre of the universe to save peach

i wish you had to collect tacos instead of stars

granted now nintendo hunt you down and kills you

i wish mario wasnt a plumber

granted he's now a tramp

i wish you could play as rosalina

granted but when you attack she kills herself

i wish super mario galaxy was for ps3

granted but you have to kill yourself to unlock him

i wish mario got a tatto of rosalina

Granted, she finds out and thinks mario is a staker and kicks him into space never to return

I wish that pokemon were in Mario!