the topic says it all. mine is that once in Takoshima, after calling the all-clear, the guy on the line says "super happy fun defense!" I was like "LMAO" and "WTF" at the same time when I heard it.

My funniest line is when ever you get the chance to hit on natalia----- Crypto needs to get laid big time(HEH HE HE)


Hey sweetcheeks....Hey sugar muffin, get the point

"ring of fire my ass" when crypto goes up the volcano on one of the takoshima levels. or it might be "old kajima (i think thats what the monsters called) was hopping around, takoshima city like a big playground".

if you start to put enough damage on takoshima then the army general calls for army. he says"we need army, do we still have one?" it's funny

My Favourite is when your destroying the exeuctive's car "SHINNY NEW CAR SON NOOOO!" also when you talk to the west yakuza thug "Executive by new car from insurace of old car".

When talking to Pox about Kojira,
Crypto asks to kill it. Pox tels him "Not just yet, i want you to comfort it, fine out what's grieving the monster" or something like that. Crypto says "you're Kidding...." "OF COURSE IM KIDDING! YOU DUMB MUTANT, NOW GO KILL THAT THING!"

another funny one was when Pox talked about the virus he made to specifically kill the Bliskes, he called it the "something soemthing OMGWTF". He actually pronounced every letter"

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When talking to Pox about Kojira,
Crypto asks to kill it. Pox tels him "Not just yet, i want you to comfort it, fine out what's grieving the monster" or something like that. Crypto says "you're Kidding...." "OF COURSE IM KIDDING! YOU DUMB MUTANT, NOW GO KILL THAT THING!"

another funny one was when Pox talked about the virus he made to specifically kill the Bliskes, he called it the "something soemthing OMGWTF". He actually pronounced every letter"

When you scan a guy in takoshima he says something along the lines of "super ninja robot man"

Another one is when A ninja in takoshima say "I am not teenage or a mutant or a turtle unlike the cartoon though"

A guy in Takoshima says something like " I like black people. I also like pigs. Maybe they will make a movie with black people AND pigs!"

When Krypto says "Arhvoodle is as great as when you figured out the boil on your ass was a marshmallow."

I remember the black ninja cult saying "ha we don't eat kittens we eat BABIES!" XD I laughed my @$$ off

i heard a kgb agent go 'end of line tron' while in albion

in albion when they call the police i heard someone go 'he had a wife and kids an a girlfriend and more kids oh where the hells the bl**dy backup'

when that white ninja says"i hope this game is as good as the last one and i dont die"

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I remember the black ninja cult saying "ha we don't eat kittens we eat BABIES!" XD I laughed my @$$ off