omg!!! that is gonna be sooo hilarious!! just think of million newbie vic vance's falling out of the sky. lmao!!!

This just happened to me now.

I was having a police chase, and one police car exploded RIGHT behind the police car behind me, and as such, the police car behind me turned into a fiery fireball. However, I was driving near Benny's Restuarant Boat, and decided to turn up the ramp leading onto the boat itself in an attempt to jump off into the water. Just as I did so, the fiery car slammed into my back, pushing me over the boat at full force. I was like "AH, SHIT!", but before I could get out of the car, BOOM! My car was sent spinning miles over the water. I got money for the Unique Stunt, about $100 more for the Insane Stunt, then about $50 more for an Ooh!Faceplant bonus (think that's what it is called) which occured after getting out of the flaming wreck and getting blown quite a long way away. That must be the first time the police GAVE me money, opposing to taking it!



Also, a car blew up by me, and didn't take away health, but gave it! Convenient.

Heh-heh, playing multiplayer, we both were coppers, and I was rescuing a copper from a copper. LOL.

hahaha, nice dude, sounds like a hell of time!

I was on a random killing spree, and then to much disgression, some people were going to take out my empires. Seeing as how I am not one to cheat or take the simple way out, I drove up to the site. There were three cars there, and the drivers were fairly close to them. Luckily, I had a single shot of a sniper rifle left. So, I carefully aimed to take out all the cars in one shot and kill the drivers, and... I missed! So, all I had left was a single grenade. I thought "Oh, damn it!" and just threw it at the cars. I couldn't believe it, because I had cocked up a simple grenade throw. The grenade bounced off the cars... but wait! The grenade bounced off a car driving into the scene, and blew up all 3 of the cars, and the arriving cars! A lucky grenade!

I was also going on a grenade spree, and one of my grenades turned on me, blowing me up! As my corpse lay there, I heard 8, YES, 8 explosions! How many cars have you blown up with a single grenade?

It is a hell of a time, indeed! It's what happens to me that make this game my favourite. Oh, and a myth...

NAME: Godzilla

Jetski to the boundarys of the game, and you should go so fast you'll crash out of the game. The game will go all kooky, but after walking forward a bit, you'll teleport to a random place, and Godzilla will be causing extreme havoc there. Not to mention, you can ride him!

Don't mean to post a lot, but, what can I say? A lot of cool things are happening!

I followed a car around, and when I fired a shot, the car did a corkscrew!

I was on a killing spree, and I strafed. Just as this happened, I got blown up. So Vince was flying through the air in the strafing position! LOL!

I jumped off a high place, and freezed just before the ground. PHEW! Then, when I jumped, I died!

One time, the game didn't have time to load, and I was stuck in a building. All I could do was blow myself up.

Lucky You with all this good stuff happening. how to u get stuff like this to happen ?

I just dunno. Happens. Planes don't crash anymore, though... Anyway, yesterday must have been a good luck streak, cos' not a single stinking thing has happened today.

Have u tried that airliner thing yet ?

Naw, can't get it to work.

At the start of the game, I played the first mission and I jumped off the boat, and was strangely swimming in the air. But that meant no more problems getting to the 2nd island, so I just swum to Leaf Links and had fun.

I had got this Cholo screaming and running away (the sissys!) and I herded him to the dock, and as if by magic, he just fell in the water, as if he didn't see a thing.

I was defending myself from on top of one of the police stations (can't remember) ,and the police helicopter was coming, so I rocketed it, and it landed on a cluster of coppers. Gold.

This battle was going on to keep my empire, and I had a slither of health, and all that was left was a weaponless biker who also only had a sliver of health. Then, a cop just struts in, and the biker chases him. Somehow, the empire was still getting damaged, and I lost my empire. Just because of one cop.

I killed 138 cops and 4 helicopters... jealous much?

I had put on the "Pedestrian Riots" cheat, and I was on top of a police station with a Rocket Launcher. I shot a biker in the head, and he fell to the ground headless. Then the next one I killed killed me at the same time. BOOHOO!

I had killed a cop at EXACTLY the same time as he killed me, and his body fell on top of me. Because he died at a time when he was gonna say his witty one-liner, he was lying on top of me, saying "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN!". My friend was there as well. The dialouge is as follows:

ME:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha, etc...
Friend: OOOOOK......

This message was edited by The Cool Dude on Aug 19 2007.

This message was edited by The Cool Dude on Aug 19 2007.

If u get all businesses the bikers keep chasing you and jump off their bikes and dont attack

ive only found this when attacking a last business of a group so the only one they have left. ive found that when they attack my business they just run! the go all the way downtown and into the second island. 7 minutes later, the come back i and just kill them. then another group comes then they run again! 7 more minutes later i kill them. they just keep runnin'. its really frustrating! its takes sooo long. you cant go after them because you have to stay near your business. has any of this happen to any one else?????

Once, a grenade which I threw quite a few miles away just bounced back, and blew me up.

And, similar to that was the time I threw a grenade at a biker, and it bounced off about 10 cars, and blew him up.

I was playing multiplayer, and my friend had very sneakily hidden a remote control grenade on a VCPD Cheetah, the very one he knew I was going to get in. I noticed he had a smirk on his face, so I got out and chose a different VCPD Cheetah. The smirk on his face slowly started to widen, but I knew there were no grenades in here. He detonated the grenade JUST as I drove past the other VCPD Cheetah. I was annoyed, so I drove the last VCPD Cheetah to my garage, hot pursued by my friend on a PCJ-600. But a mouse never forgets, so I had threw a grenade on that bike. I blew him up after getting out my Cheetah, and put in the Cheetah as a memo.

I was taking out some people, and I had a 4-star from the top of a police station. Suddenly, I heard a policeman go "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN!". I was scared, and fell off the police station, but I LANDED ON TOP OF A POLICE HELICOPTER TAKING OFF! It just went higher and higher trying to get me. I turned off the game before I got too high, so I don't know what happens for going too high.

Playing multiplayer, we were just having fun, but nothing life-risking. Then we were driving slap bang in the middle of a gang war. All our tires got busted, and we were both screaming our hearts off. We slid off into the ocean. It was quite a moment, because we hadn't screamed in a game before, nor had we ever not got blown up in a gang war, and we were sweaty and stinking of pizza. And to top it off, Mum came into the room saying "What's all the noise?!" to which my friend replied "We died." Now that was one of the rare times my mum raised her eye.