AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The effect when he goes off at the guy is great.

Bruce- "We hack the internet"

Alfred- "Hack the internet?"

Bruce- "Yes, hack the internet"

General- "No one's ever hacked the internet"

Bruce- "Well there's a first for everything"

General- "I like it. but which one of the internets do we hack?"

Bruce- "All of them"







This can't be real.

Jesus Christ! WTF. Why the *bleep* did he even TRY and throw his hat into the ring? He seriously has only stayed in the game because of his friends of hollywood. That would have been a bigger turd than anything else he's put out in the 90s.

Did Bay see Batman Begins? I liked the films he's directed and such, but this script is downright ridiculous if it's real. It's as if he had no idea this is supposed to be a dark-tonned movie.

HAHAHA thanks for that video.

I think we all agree that would've been a shit movie compared to what TDK is now.

Well this is a first--never heard Bale drop the F bomb, much less like 10 times in less than a minute.

I still laugh my ass off at the video, especially when he goes ape-shit on the piece of paper and starts slamming his hands on his steering wheel.

As far as I can tell, these screens of the script are legit. None of the sites are reporting it's a fake, which makes it all the more hilarious.

This can't be real. It's too idiotic.

And Michael Bay isn't?

Touche.

The part of how Rachel Dawes sways Bruce's mind to help the army was hilarious.

"Pans in on her exposed breasts covered in perspiration."

Bruce: (Pause) Let's save the world.

quote All Knowing

The part of how Rachel Dawes sways Bruce's mind to help the army was hilarious.

"Pans in on her exposed breasts covered in perspiration."

Bruce: (Pause) Let's save the world.

Why yes, of course! That's why he wanted to fight crime and clean up the city of Gotham. Fo' titties!