i got an idea for a little game,simply list things that would result in getting kicked off the island!

NOTE~ I don't want my thread getting banned or something because of people posting innapropriate things.Lets keep this PG please.

This message was edited by SmoofL on Aug 20 2009.

4-pee in the well!

(i got the idea from a thread from dragonadopters calles 1,000,000 ways to get kicked out of wallmart so i ioh-tized it ^^)

6-destroy the bridges(again)

8-do bad things to the children...*glances side to side*

17-Put pudding in pierre's hat!
18-if you are married have an affair with shea!(after you are married he can still give the red heart saying every day)

24-Make the goddess pond a waste dump ^^ TAKE THAT H.G.!

31-MAKE VAUGHN CRY MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

39-hide in the forest and when people walk by jump out and start shooting blanks from a shotgun(fun fun fun!)

quote Linebecks Ferret

41- Draw a moustache on Denny's ink-rubbing of that giant fish.

wow first decking him and now drawing on his prized possession? lol got something against my den-den? lol

back on topic
45-eat a HUGE steak in front of all the little malnourished villagers

49-go chainsaw massacre on the lil' villagers

quote Linebecks Ferret

Steal one item of clothing from every single person in town every night, for several weeks, or until they run out of clothes.

AHHH! nude taro...

51-use the water from the goddess pond to make a soda factory

ATTENTION:the last poster used the wrong number,so i'm putting up the correct one,please make sure to number this correctly,i wanna see how high it can get

65-lead a cult on the island XD

68-completely quit farming and raising animals until the villigers starve or go bankrupt ^^

76-open an "adult" book store

make everyone think the bachelors are gay XD

81-while everyone's asleep decorate the island to be punk,emo,and gothic and switch everyone's clothes to look all punk,emo,and gothic

83-destroy wada and shea's precious tower!*evil grin*

85-get a kid that looks like a bachelor on the island and convince him it's his child! >:3 *coughvaughncough*

99-fake suicide bomb,nuff said

100!-make a festival a midget toss competition! XD

thanks to everyone for getting this to 100!

*cough*PIERRE!*cough*

101-cheat on your spouse

108- ask doctor trent to teach you about health,fall asleep,and when you wake up say he lost you at, "Hey (name),you're lookin' rather delicious today!" XD

quote CuteCliff13

152:Call Ann through the telephone and tell her that Cliff hates her, then flirt with Cliff and told him Ann likes Jack (mwahahahaha) hurray! Then, the decription about Cliff changed to "divorced with his wife and he moved here". Then, he will be a new bachelor!!

GENIOUS!

159-grow marijuana as a crop >:3

167-make everyone watch a horror movie marathon!EVERYONE >:3

210- 3 words: fanart and fanfiction >:3

quote The Insane Devil

Hey SmoofL, think you could copy & paste the quote from ESRB into the first post? I don't think everyone will be able to see my post once we hit the next page.

i'll just edit the first post and put a little warning

213-introduce everyone to videogames!they'll get addicted,stop working, and if we're lucky go blind!

216-Dress up as a werewolf and go around town scaring people

RikaNiriki,next time you post here,keep the warning in mind,and give appropriate additions to the list.

221-buy like 50 cows,and keep them all in the meadow

226- At the Goddess festival,blast heavy metal and rock music for the girls to dance to.

229-make the recipy "Mystery Meat"

shadowfyoshi, you can't double post


237-force all the villagers to drink the witch princess' potions! >:3

238-open up a wallmart.yeah,that's all.

241-open a movie theater,attend each movie,and constantly yell and throw stuff at the screen :3

246-give jeff dunham and dane cook gigs on the island!

255-go into the middle of town,and sing all of stephen lynch's songs >:3

This message was edited by SmoofL on Sep 13 2009.

quote The Insane Devil

And SmoofL, it's 255, not 225.

innocent typo

264-beat up people that come in your house at 6 AM without waiting for the player to say it's ok to come in -.-

quote glameowlover

265.Throw animals off a cliff then say its not just raining cats and dogs!!!

why didn't i think of that? XD

266-only grow/produce rocks,and say you support the rock diet!

271-throw boiling hot strawberry jam at the villagers! >:3 say what you want but it hurts XD

i feel left out with this ouran high school stuff TT^TT and it's my flippin thread XD

281-Open a Hibatchi resturant,but hire newbies everyday do people get hit with knives and fire!on the bright side they'll taste delicious!

quote AnimeFreak

286. Bring Kanye West to the island

now that's just CRUEL XD

287-Move to a different plot of land to run a different farm,and make the townspeople move all of you animals and makers

quote The Insane Devil

291. Ask Kanye if he likes fishticks. If you know what I mean...

FUDGE YES! XD

292-open a school,become the only teacher,and don't teach anything that's true.

294-practice a different religion than goddess...ism..or whatever...and force it upon others!

THANKS TO EVERYONE! we got up to 300 ways!now lets try for 300 more

301-drug people (sorry does that count as innapropriate? )

307-stare at people all day while making your eyes look like L's(death note reference :3)

308-steal EVERYTHING on the island that has sugar in it (chocolate,cakes,etc...)

quote CuteCliff13

no offense, theangelgirlmax. You're being too logical (?) This is just for fun^^

nonsense!i enjoyed that post :3 anyyyyhow....

321-make it so everyone can only eat their least favorite ingredient/crop orfoods with it in the recipe >:3

326-when someone comes to your house to tell you about a festival,stay completely still,completely quiet,and just grin evilly and creepily. ^.^

329-*thinks*... *lightbulb* IDEA! okay,have a library filled only with books/manga/comics in series,but never have the whole series of it :3

335-Find a death note and go around town screaming "LOL I R GOD!"

338-insist you are the opposite gender when you obviously aren't

241-rig speakers all over the island,turn them on at full volume,and start singing dayman and then nightman(poorly if you wanna REALLY bug people)...i love those songs XD

243-reanact the Los Angeles BB Murder Cases >:3

345-sneak up behind people and shout 'CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!'

359-bring wrath (the adorable little psycho from FMA) to the island!!!

quote Harvest moon worship

369. make poison poridge give it to vaughn and watch him die.

YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND! XD

370-Weird Al songs FTW!

373-Whenever someone talks to you,burst out singing livin' la vida loca :3

377-Bring Hannah Montana to the island *shudders* On second thought,SO NOT WORTH IT

quote scorpiogrrl95

I'm a Jonas hater. Got a problem? Deal with it.--

nope,no problems,I SUPPORT IT XD

379-ACID RAAAAIN! XD

384-Have a bunch of people go on vacation with you and everyone 'mysteriously' gets in a kayaking accident...

387-Stuff fish down Julia's throat...(I mean literally,SHOVE IT DOWN!)

CuteCliff,you forgot to number,S'ok though you usually remember ^^

391-PILLAGE THE VILLAGE!(oh so simple)

394-Become a doctor but when people get sick,tell them their insurance won't cover it because of pre-existing conditions.

Example-'We are sorry sir,but your insurance won't cover your hip injury because of your pre-existing wrist condition.Because as you know,the wrist bone is connected to the hip bone.' XD

396-Eat Pierre's hat.(I was gonna say Vaughn's,but Pierre's looks like it might be fruit flavored)

399-Try(and persist) at converting people to your religion XD


ONE MORE! WE MUST REACH 400!

*hi-fives everyone* Next stop: 500!I'M SO PROUS OF MAH LIL' THREAD!

402-Use the teleport stone to teleport the island to a land where it's always -600 degrees F and snows year round! XD

405-Bring the island into a massive war,but treat things like an RPG.

HEY!You there,Gannon!You look like you could make a good tank!

I'm going to politely ask to make sure you guys number these correctly.I hate having to count from the last correct one...

413-Bring Light Yagami to the island,with his death note too.(Poor Sunny Island XD)

417-Give up farming saying you were born to be a painter.Make a lot of paintings,but they're just stick figures and 1st grade level art.When someone doesn't buy,HIT THEM IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR ART!

Thanks scorpiogrrl95 for catching abbylan15's mistake.

429-Go around the island complaining about stuff...IN SONG!(But it doesn't work if you don't sing like Alanis Morissette)

434-Get sick VERY often and always make sure you cough and sneeze on people