FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)

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Necrus Blademaster Peace Sells...but who's buyin'?! mad messenger total posts: 345 since: Jun 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 03:29PM FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Machi was gracious enough to allow the thread to stay open Go Machi Chuck Norris doesn't need to a carving knife, he rips off the parts with his bare hands Chuck Norris doesn't need antidotes, he just spits the poison back at the monster Chuck Norris's stamina never decreases Chuck Norris's hair is worth 100,000z a strand, and 7,000 Pokke Points Chuck Norris CAN cut off a tail with a hammer Norris spits on his arrows for Power Coating Chuck Norris doesn't combine for Mega Juice, he just pees in a glass This message was edited by Necrus Blademaster on Jul 06 2008. This message was edited by Necrus Blademaster on Jul 06 2008. ------------------- http://minegarde.darkbb.com/forum.htm
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flavawolf Now with 30% more Flava Neo-newbie total posts: -316 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 03:34PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Chuck norris doesn't use a bomber felyne he does it himself. Chuck norris doesn't need armor to withstand a backjump from a rajang. ------------------- Thanks to Kuro for the sig. Also Thanks to TM for the file sizing.
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A Wind Powered Moose Reminds me of a puzzle... mad messenger total posts: 318 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 03:34PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	The Fist of Fury hammer is a minature of Chuck Norris' fist.
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flavawolf Now with 30% more Flava Neo-newbie total posts: -316 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 03:37PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Chuck Norris doesn't use adrenaline because he doesn't use weapons. ------------------- Thanks to Kuro for the sig. Also Thanks to TM for the file sizing.
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Necrus Blademaster Peace Sells...but who's buyin'?! mad messenger total posts: 345 since: Jun 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 03:57PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	quote A Wind Powered Moose The Fist of Fury hammer is a minature of Chuck Norris' fist. Awesome XP and thinking about Norris bombing his own mining point just sounds epic ------------------- http://minegarde.darkbb.com/forum.htm
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A Wind Powered Moose Reminds me of a puzzle... mad messenger total posts: 318 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 04:03PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	The tree in Chuck Norris' Pokke Farm isn't a bug tree, it's a wyvern tree.
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flavawolf Now with 30% more Flava Neo-newbie total posts: -316 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 04:05PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	quote A Wind Powered Moose The tree in Chuck Norris' Pokke Farm isn't a bug tree, it's a wyvern tree. The epicness of that comment could not be described by the word epic even with the use of adverbs that could increase how much epicness that I am talking about.- ------------------- Thanks to Kuro for the sig. Also Thanks to TM for the file sizing.
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Necrus Blademaster Peace Sells...but who's buyin'?! mad messenger total posts: 345 since: Jun 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 04:11PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Creative Chuck Norris doesn't need a pickaxe, he just uses his teeth ------------------- http://minegarde.darkbb.com/forum.htm
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link11 Neo-newbie total posts: -856 since: Oct 2005	Jun 30, 08 at 04:17PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	hey how is this chuck norris dosnt break the wings on a los he rips them off by hand
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A Wind Powered Moose Reminds me of a puzzle... mad messenger total posts: 318 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 04:22PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Chuck Norris has two pets named Heaven and Earth. Chuck Norris is the reason the Chameleos is hiding. Chuck Norris is the real reason Lao is running. The Rajang is the dev team's best guess at Chuck Norris was like at birth. Most people say you need a dragon weapon to break an Elder Dragon's horn, Chuck uses his forehead.
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link11 Neo-newbie total posts: -856 since: Oct 2005	Jun 30, 08 at 04:24PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	every time chuck norris is hit the monster takes damage not him
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Necrus Blademaster Peace Sells...but who's buyin'?! mad messenger total posts: 345 since: Jun 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 04:26PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	These are all really creative, I like 'em Let's hear more! Like how Norris doesn't use Armor Spheres, he just breaths on them to make them stroner ------------------- http://minegarde.darkbb.com/forum.htm
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Hepsilon Beauty from beyond... forum native total posts: 194 since: Sep 2006	Jun 30, 08 at 04:31PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Chuck Norris doesn't need Backpacking to run fast with a heavy load, he just runs with it in one hand. ------------------- *Love is a life taker*
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A Wind Powered Moose Reminds me of a puzzle... mad messenger total posts: 318 since: May 2008	Jun 30, 08 at 04:32PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Chuck Norris' weapon sharpness never decreases. Chuck Norris can stack food attack bonuses and Demondrugs. Chuck Norris' HR1 quests consist of Rise to the Summit thirteen times. Chuck Norris has never heard of a Well Done Steak, Rare Steak, or Gourmet Steak. He's only heard of Well Done, Rare, and Gourmet Aptonoth.
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Hepsilon Beauty from beyond... forum native total posts: 194 since: Sep 2006	Jun 30, 08 at 04:33PM re: FG Machi Approved: Hunter Norris (re-opened)
	Chuck Norris has never had a cat steal from him, they all steal for him. ------------------- *Love is a life taker*
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