Best title ever. Here's hoping this forum isn't dead...

How do I open a safe?

Also, is it possible to score with one of the hookers? Or do they just keep saying crap like "you're a fun one" or whatever?

Hmm, good question Hawkeye.

Also, for anyone who may read this and answer, here's another question:

How in hell do I get into the bank safes? Or even the smaller ones? I try to place dynamite but unless I get out of the building in 10 seconds (near impossible considering some buildings have a safe like 3 stories underground) I die.

I wonder if perhaps you're using a bomb instead of dynamite? That would explain why you have to get out of the building -- a bomb kills everything in the building.

Use dynamite. You don't have to equip it or anything, just have some in inventory.

When you walk up to the safe, it should say something like B=Plant Dynamite. After hitting B, take cover -- you don't have to exit the building, just get a reasonable distance away. After the explosion, run back to get a bag full of money, a new stick of dynamite, and sometimes some other misc loot.

Thanks for the help, dude. Yeah I figured out a while back that I was planting bombs and only later realized that there was dynamite too. But thanks for helping out anyway.