Please!!!!
I want more fake convoes!!!!

P.S.Felix is the Best!

How do you have fake GS conversations?

Good Convo I found


Kyle: *walks in* Hello Isaac, Dora. We must hurry to save the villagers, for the boulder will make them dead!

Issac: Dad, you don't talk good.

Dora: Son, it's well. Your father doesn't talk well. ...And neither do you...

Issac: What was that?

Dora: What? I didn't say anything.

Felix: *kicks down door and comes in* Hello, Isaac.

Issac: No you dolt! Don't come in now!! It isn't your time yet!!! Get out of my house!!!!

Felix: *removes mask* Ah, I am so very dearly sorry.

Issac: Keep that on you moron!

Felix: What did you call me? My word...

Issac: Does your voice naturally have a British accent?

Felix: *cough* No.... it was for dramatic effect. Sorry...

Dora: Now children play nicely!

Issac: Mother, I am older than you.

Dora: That didn't make sense.

Issac: Yes it did.

Dora: No it didn't.

Issac: Yes, it did.

Dora: No.

Issac: Yes.

Dora: How would that be possible?

Issac: I have been living off draught for 90 years now.

Dora: You're only 14.

Issac: That's what you think.

Dora: No, you aren't 90. And what is draught?

Issac: Uh.. well, you see it's this... um-

Dora: Isaac! Is this some kind of a drug!?

Issac: No.. it... no! Of course not! It's this stuff Lemurians make to live a really long time - hey! you're embaressing me! I shall have my revenge! Muahahahaha! *walks out door and trips on a rock* Ow.

Dora: ... Felix?

Felix: Yes?

Dora: Could you do me a favor?

Felix: I would, but I must go drown myself and be rescued by two people. *puts on mask*

Felix: Farewell, mother of my sister's friend. *leaves*

Kyle: I just realized something...

Dora: Yes?

Kyle: Before just now, I've only said one line.

Dora: *long pause* Hey... you're supposed to help the villagers!

Kyle: !!!!!!!!! *leaves*

Kyle leaves a while, comes back, and it's the beginning of Golden Sun!

Funny?

BTW:it isn't my work

here is a good one hehe
And so, the heroes meet the antagonists, Karst and Agatio, in Champa.

Agatio: Ah, it's you. The rats who killed Saturos and Menardi.

Director: Cut! No, no, no, they [referring to Felix's party] did not kill anyone. Don't you remember?

Agatio: Uhh...

Director: It was Issac, you idiot! Alright, every back into position. Get it right this time. Action!

The cameraman pans back to the docks in Champa where Agatio, Karst and Felix's party stand.

Agatio: Ahh, it's you, Felix. Have you seen Saturos and Menardi?

Felix: They are dead.

Karst: WHAT? DEAD! Who is responsible?

Felix: That would be the very person who is trying to stop us igniting the lighthouses. Issac... and his friends.

Karst: Outrageous. This is a crime beyond compare. Agatio, we MUST put an end to this now!

Agatio: Mmmm... you're so horny when you're angry.

Karst: Huh? [looks bewildered]

Agatio: Come on baby, let's make love.

Director: CUT! Get this horny bastard off the stage. What is this, Eurotrash?

[Agatio looks dumbfounded. Karst is just downright confused still.]

Agatio: Uhh... yes it is. [Turns to Karst.] Hmm, perhaps we should give those people what they want.

[A voice from above echoes.]

Player: What IS this? That GameFAQs article certainly didn't mention this! Must post what I've seen on Neoseeker immediately!

[Everything goes dark.]

Director: Crap. I can't work now.

Kraden: Uhh... I don't like the dark.

[Sheba lets out a scream.]

Jenna: Uhh... now is not the time for that, Felix. Get out of her knickers!

This is another film

Scene- Venus Lighthouse

Director- Places everyone!

Little Kid- Golden Sun: The Lost Age, take 1 (he then snaps the sign with the clicker thingy on it)

The Scene begins, Felix moves the statue onto the square.

You guys go to the ship, i'll catch up.

Director- Felix, youre not supposed to talk!

What?! Thats bull!!! I got to talk at the top of the Venus Lighthouse!! Why can't I talk now?!

Director- This is GS2 bighead! Get with the program!

Little Kid- Golden Sun: The Lost Age, take 2 (he then snaps the sign with the clicker thingy on it)

Director- Action!

Felix moves the statue onto the square, he then nods his head and walks up the stairway while mumbling "This is bullsh*t"

All goes well until Alex is supposed to appear

Director- Wheres Alex?!

Alex walks out of the restroom door

Ahhh that felt good

Everybody stares at Alex

What? .............. Well its better to let it out and admit the shame then to hold it in and feel the pain!!!

Little Kid- Golden Sun: The Lost Age, take 3 (he then snaps the sign with the clicker thingy on it)

Nobody noticed that the statue was still on the square, not even Felix, Kraden was standing at the spot where the electricity flows so when Felix moved the statue.....

OWWWWW!!!! SON OF A $#@$*!!! #*!($# PIECE OF @*$#!!!!!

Little Kid- Golden Sun: The Lost Age, take 4 (he then snaps the sign with the clicker thingy on it)

Felix tries to move the statue, but it wont budge.

Felix- (In his mind) This #$*$@#(# piece of #$*@.!!!

Director- Cmon we dont have all day!!!

Felix then kicks the statue, it breaks in half.

Felix- Uh oh.....