in backlot, an enemy was in the little metal hut thingy, in prone shooting. i didnt realize that he was lying directly facing the ladder. so i made my way up the ladder saw his gun and stopped, whilst on the ladder... i didnt no what to do and by the time i figured out he shot he in the head...

Really *bleep*

Today on Downpour, HC TDM, I shot a claymore and the resulting explosion killed me.

Haha thats why i go prone behind it and knife it

Doesnt affect you

You can knife Claymores? I'm going to have to try that one.

Someone put 2 Claymores facing away from each other on top of a car, clearly visible, so I through a C4 on top trying to get my Backlash Challenge. I blew the C4 and I died to. And I didn't get my challenge even though it was 13/15 before.

Yeah well only if your behind it of course. Most of the time you cant get round the other side because they are usually in doorways to stop you from getting in arent they.

If your behind it the explosion doesnt get you. Especially when your prone.

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In my defence I was on the phone, but I was being attacked from the right, so I turn left and fire off a few rounds... into a wall. Then I turn left again and fire some more into a wide space. Somehow I'm still alive, so I sprint to the nearest building and as I get through the door, I'm greeted by another enemy, who promptly disposes of me. I am teabagged by both of them...

On Creek tonight I was on a hill, ran directly in front a sniper and knelt down in RIGHT IN FRONT of him waiting to decide where to go next.

Next thing; headshot. I have no doubt that guy knew he just had the easiest kill of his life. I just didn't notice he was there.

Edit: discovering on KillCam that I ran right in front of the guy an ememy was aiming at, and got killed myself. Dolt.

Well, I enjoy my head shots with my sniper so...

I usually invade other snipers camps, but this one sets no claymores. Oops.

I then enter the building, and rush up stairs, fall silent when I see him, lying on the ground. He must be in his scope, not to notice me.

I then take out my precious Barret. I feel like playing around with him for a bit, so I throw a C4 on him. He still makes no movement.

I take some time parading around his backside. No movement.
After 1 minute of humiliation, I stand by his head, Scope, and bam.

"WTF I STABBED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, BASTARD."

::watches kill cam::

".......Wow. I really wiffed that one. Shit."

Mister Ivanovich, I know exactly how you feel.

quote blaziken92

Mister Ivanovich, I know exactly how you feel.

I like the claymore kill cam when you actually saw the claymore but still died from it. I look like a retardedd monkey trying to play twister when i do that.

Also when i'm tailing a guy for a mile to get a knife kill, i whiff the stab and he shot me. Heres what the killcam looked like...

Run run run run, stop, holy crap an enemy soldier just ran by 2 inches from me, and now that he has missed his knife he is vunerable for 8 seconds because apparantly knives are 1000 pounds. I'll shoot him now, or later, doesnt matter i got time.