quote Neophyte

quote ineedhelp

Ok, this wasn't actually my fault, but was the stupidest thing I've ever experienced.

I was playing S&D on Broadcast. It's 2v1, and I've got the bomb. I go into B, and as I'm planting, my teammate over on the other side of the map says he hears the guy around him. Just as I plant, he gets killed, so now it's 1v1.

The thing is, I never dropped the briefcase. I literally ran all around the server room right next door, still holding the briefcase and pressing the buttons on the phone. I could go anywhere I wanted, but it wouldn't let me use my gun or my last claymore. Therefore, the enemy easily killed me and disarmed the bomb. I was so effin pissed

I know exactly what you are talking about, this has happened to me at least 5 times. I think it usually should let you switch to your gun if you press "Y". I have about a half dozen people asking me how I do it. I find it funny.

I walked into a the house next to "B" in S&D at overgrown and my teammate though I saw the other team so he started shooting at me from point blank. He ended up hitting his own claymore and dying.

Oh, also I was in a 2 v 1 in S&D me being on the 2 side, when my claymore kills me and the last opponent. They already planted it, but it has over 30 seconds left and my teammate gets killed by a claymore.

I stand at spawn and hope that someone wants to get an easy head shot. Then I knife them.

I seemed to be paired with some idiotic teammates. This guy camps in S&D with the bomb the whole time when it is a 1v1 and the time runs out. Then, in another round in the same match, he kills their last guy so all he has to do is defuse and he just camps when no one is left on their team.

ha that SnD thing reminds me of people who are on my team usually British people being assholes yelling "Go eat McDonalds!" I grab the bomb then I goto a really hard to get to place them kill myself. I love to screw over assholes.

quote MoshOnYourPride

ha that SnD thing reminds me of people who are on my team usually British people being assholes yelling "Go eat McDonalds!" I grab the bomb then I goto a really hard to get to place them kill myself. I love to screw over assholes.

quote Cashis

quote MoshOnYourPride

ha that SnD thing reminds me of people who are on my team usually British people being assholes yelling "Go eat McDonalds!" I grab the bomb then I goto a really hard to get to place them kill myself. I love to screw over assholes.

That's funny, because most people who I play with are yanks who think they're tough, and as soon as you speak they ALWAYS say "oh my gawd there's a fockin brit in the room". They then go into a plethora of "TEA N CRUMPETS, TEA N CRUMPETS" and usually end up making indecipherable noises n screams.

quote Cashis

quote MoshOnYourPride

ha that SnD thing reminds me of people who are on my team usually British people being assholes yelling "Go eat McDonalds!" I grab the bomb then I goto a really hard to get to place them kill myself. I love to screw over assholes.

That's funny, because most people who I play with are yanks who think they're tough, and as soon as you speak they ALWAYS say "oh my gawd there's a fockin brit in the room". They then go into a plethora of "TEA N CRUMPETS, TEA N CRUMPETS" and usually end up making indecipherable noises n screams.

quote MoshOnYourPride

quote Cashis

quote MoshOnYourPride

ha that SnD thing reminds me of people who are on my team usually British people being assholes yelling "Go eat McDonalds!" I grab the bomb then I goto a really hard to get to place them kill myself. I love to screw over assholes.

That's funny, because most people who I play with are yanks who think they're tough, and as soon as you speak they ALWAYS say "oh my gawd there's a fockin brit in the room". They then go into a plethora of "TEA N CRUMPETS, TEA N CRUMPETS" and usually end up making indecipherable noises n screams.

Explain to me why we're called "yanks" in your book. Seems idiotic to me. The accent of most of the *bleep* British people that do that shit annoys the *bleep* out of me. Like majority of American retards that start shit are dumb too. Obviously there are the non-*bleep* people who don't do this shit that I'm down with but people who talk dumb trash can eat a dick.

^can we not do this???

We got enough Stupid reasonless hate in our own respective countries

And yeah...............

Responding to aggression and trash-talk WITH more aggression and trash-talk doesn't make ANY of ya'll look good



IF a man wears a red shirt and acts like a jerk to you.....treat him like one

If a man wears a blue shirt and acts like saint to you......treat him like one

BUT never assume all men in red are jerks

NEVER assume all men in blue are saints

Ya'll be tearin each other apart for NO REASON just as soon as you find out what each other are.

Like a red and black ant.....they just crawl along the ground blind until the find each other....they feel and smell each other until they realize they're different...and then they fight each other to the death

Is that what ya'll are???

Some mindless ants?

We've all had stupid moments and one of mine was I was waiting over the guy planting the bomb in HC S&D and get an easy kill and defuse, but it turns out there was a snipe watching me waiting for me to kill the planter, so we would have won if I wouldn't have been trying to get more points.

Another time it was me and one of my teammates and the other team was dead and all we had to do was defuse the bomb so we were taunting and spinning in circles and I started to defuse it at about 6 or 7 seconds and my teammate kills me and tries to get the points then he gets yelled at by me and my whole team.

Another time it was similiar to the above situation except my team was dead and we were watching the enemies and there was about 30 seconds left for them to defuse it so they kept holding defuse until it was about an inch away from being defused, just to get our hopes up that he would wait too late. He started to defuse it at 6 seconds left and accidentally let go when it was nearly finished and we won.

Unfortunately i do this quite a lot

I play headquarters quite a lot, and occasionally on crash the HQ appears in the massive building with roof access for sniping. It appears on the 2nd floor and i like to use my P90 class with 3 frags and I often put all the grenades through the window but there is one boarded up window and i usually accidentally throw the grenades at the boarded up window resulting in 3 live grenades at my feet

Just did a dandy one today.

Defending on S&D on District, and I'm by B. The bomb is planted at A, and I check to see who is left. I SWEAR it was 2v2, and my teammate got killed right after. So I swing around one way and kill a guy looking through the windows that overlook A.

Thinking there is one left, I throw up the UAV I just earned and pause for a moment. That's when I realized the enemy was all gone, and that pause left me just short of the time needed to diffuse.

I don't know if I misread how many enemies were left or what, but I wasted a UAV and lost us the round

Urgh, I got one today. I was playing some S&D at vacant and it is down to one man per team. He plants at A and I swing around behind him and have a free kill. I crouch up and down behind him, then go to the bomb. I drop the bomb and go shoot his dead body then go back to the bomb. I hold down X to defuse, but I don't know what happened. My finger slipped, I guess, and I used my U.A.V. and stopped defusing the bomb. So I got away from the bomb as it exploded and started to laugh as I reunited with my teammates.

On Ambush, HC S&D, my friend is planting at A, when I see enemy at B, about to get him. I'd planted C4 on both bombs, and as I detonated, it blew my friend up, as well as the enemy, but someone else was in a sniping position behind a wall by B, and sniped me. We lost the match.