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The ball fell to me. 7 yards out, the goalkeeper stranded. As I attempted an audacious scissor kick, I felt a searing pain in my right leg. The 'Vale centre back had gone straight into me with both feet I went down like a sack of spuds, knowing that the magic sponge was going to have little effect. Was this the end of my career? [size=1][color=#666666]This message was edited by imperialcereal on Aug 19 2008. ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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The Can Cans: One Man's Vision |
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18 months had passed since that fateful Wednesday evening. I could never play football again, hell, I was lucky I could still walk. I could never give up the beautiful game, so the next step for me was to earn my coaching badges. Has anyone ever been to Largs? The bloody place is stuck in the 1970s. Surely all the effort I was putting into this training would pay off eventually! ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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*sigh* My life has turned into a waste. My coaching training has got me what I least expected - sweet *bleep* all. I was on the dole, my girlfriend had left me, I had nothing. I'm even scared to go to the pub tonight with some committee arsehole from Forres. What business does he have with an overweight cripple like me? ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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imperialcereal
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Oh my god. Oh my *bleep*ing god. Whoever it is that's watching over me, thankyou! My dream is coming true! That "committee arsehole" (sorry Col!) has only just gone and offered me the Forres job! ...who am I kidding. This isn't my dream. Man Utd was my dream, Chelsea, Real Madrid. Instead of going to Old Trafford twice a year I'll be going to *bleep*ing Inverurie. The league isn't even a real league! For some stupid reason I accepted (free drinks, probably) Maybe it's just the bitch of a hangover I've got, but I do not feel good about this job. I'm in to meet the chairman today. He wants to tell me about the club's "ambitions". Ambitions? It's Forres Mechanics, not Barcelona! I might as well dig out the old funeral suit and slap on some of this no-brand aftershave my mum sent me 6 years ago ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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imperialcereal
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The Can Cans: One Man's Vision |
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BREAKING NEWS Montrose Official In Match-Fixing Scandal ![]() "Good evening and welcome to our evening update. We have some breaking news from the lower leagues of Scottish football" "Details of bribery and match fixing from Montrose football club have been investigated and confirmed by both the SFA and FIFA, and as a result, Montrose have been ejected from the Scottish Third Division." "As of yet nothing has been heard by either the SFA or Montrose, but stay with us for the latest from this scandal that will rock Scottish football for a while to come" | |
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Loving the start IC and it has real potential to turn into a great soms ------------------- ![]() Credit: scfc ftw mal | |
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Good to see your idea of this non-league team developing into a SOMS. ------------------- ![]() | |
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imperialcereal
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Thanks guys, hopefully I'll be able to keep the constant updates going, now I've actually got to do some work on the editor and actually START the game ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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Nice start, good to see your doing a lower league SOMS, unique start with the four fast updates. Will it be a diary style ? ------------------- ![]() Credit; Mitch | |
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I'm struggling to take in what just happened. As I'm driving to Mosset Park, the prick off MFR just announced that Montrose have been given el boot-o out of the league! I'm not gonna worry about that too much for now though, as I'm due to meet Campbell Hamiltion (the chairman of this shithole) in 10 minutes to discuss where he wants the club to go (nowhere) "Ahhhhh! You must be Lewis Mitchell! Welcome to Mosset Park! Please, take a seat, let me get straight to the point. I've had a dream, a plan, a vision. You've heard about Montrose's fate, yes? Well we've already had some SFA members to inspect the ground and facilities" "Sorry, but I'm a bit lost..." "Put simply, come August Forres Mechanics are going to be competing in the Scottish Third Division" I've already put together our budgets for the upcoming season. Who would have thought that people would actually want to buy my cakes! But never mind that, back to business. I've personally injected £75k into the club, the problem is that the players weren't happy with the way our old manager left, ungrateful swines, and so they've all gone, bar one Lewis MacKinnon. He's my girlfriend's son, so you'd better treat him well! I couldn't get out of that office fast enough. I needed to think. WE HAD ONE PLAYER! I guess now that I'm officially manager I should start searching through my mate Bubba's contact list... [size=1][color=#666666]This message was edited by imperialcereal on May 21 2008. ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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Nice start IC, and good idea. Keep 'em coming -------------------
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imperialcereal
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One question, is the style I'm doing it in alright? ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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Waay nice layout, you got shit on by a vale defender, you suck. ------------------- ![]() Still so young and desperate for attention | |
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imperialcereal
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It was only after I'd gotten on the plane for Majorca (2 weeks!) when I realised that the club had a few big friendlies coming up. After a few nervy phonecalls, I'd managed to persuade my assisstant Kieran Gordon to take charge of the games against Clyde, Berwick, Bangor City and Altrincham. I'll be back for the Forfar game though! No doubt Campbell's gonnae be pissed off, but well, I'd rather spend 2 weeks in the sun than 2 weeks in bloody Forres ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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imperialcereal
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I'm starting to think there's someone watching over me. So I'm sitting in the bar in Palma, when this guy approaches me. 5'6", balding, grey-ish hair. "Forgive me if I'm wrong, but are you that Lewis Mitchell, the new Can Cans boss?" Aye that's me, how do you know me? Oh sorry mate, my name's Graham Little. It's just that I used to support Forres when I was a wee boy. I hear you're looking for players as well? Aye, the old squad's only gone and *bleep*ing quit. You got any experience? Experience? I've been playing for Team Wellington in New Zealand for years! The kiwi bastards have only gone and given me the sack though, apparently trying to shag the manager's underage daughter isn't the best way to make an impression Here's what I'll do. I'm gonnae take you on trial for two days at Forres, and if you're as good as you're making out, I'll offer you a part-time deal Let's just say that plenty of free drinks came my way that night! ------------------- ![]() When the word named free burns to the ground somehow
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