"War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"

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DCRage Glorious Bastard Into... Legend since: Oct 2003	Nov 01, 09 at 2:55pm "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	Stop laughing. OK, don't stop even though it's true. quote Mania “I signed with LA Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene! LOL. I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele … was **ing awesome! I was nervous but I came through. I’m still gonna fight … just gonna do this too because fighting isn’t quite enough money and you all know I ain’t trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and ing! I’m living the dream getting paid to fight and ! What more could I ask for? quote Cage Potato** Well, this new development is appropriately terrifying for Halloween. War Machine, the fighter formally known as Jon Koppenhaver, has decided to do away with any lingering shreds of dignity that might have been clinging to him without his knowledge, and has officially become a porn star. The video above shows him receiving his first ass waxing to make his butt camera-ready, and while it probably wasn't necessary for him to post that to YouTube he did perform a public service by letting all the kids out there know that life as a porn star isn't all glamour and lube. There's actually some unsavory elements to it. Who knew? He says he shot his first scene with Riley Steele and described it as "bleeping awesome," before explaining that he took the gig because fighting wasn't paying the bills and he refuses to work for a living. It's like I've always said, when life gives you lemons, make a video of you having sex with those lemons and put it on the internet. Thankfully, and not surprisingly, that video is gone-terms of use violation. He obviously doesn't know there are such hosting sites out there more appropriate for this sort of thing. But still, it's nice to know that Tito is not the only fighter getting it on with those hot porn babes. Someone needs to give Josh Neer their numbers seeing how he just got Das Boot... Normally I don't pay for porn but, just imagining how ridiculous thsi could (will) look, I might just go out of my way for this one. ------------------- My Blog-Sports, MMA, Girls, Etc. "Guess he'll have plenty of time to be dusting his province now."-Me On Dustin Cole Province's Drug Suspension Neo's most hated/despised member, and proud of it
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The Blode psycho killer Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5992 since: Aug 2005	Nov 05, 09 at 3:59pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	Spoiler: Large image of Riley Steele M'kay, I would hit that. ------------------- The Sun Shines People forget
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The Living Angelus moderator Animated Shows MMA: Mixed Martial Arts Movies/Films Wrestling since: Nov 2001	Nov 05, 09 at 4:35pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	I googled better ones of her after I first read this. She's also got a part in the upcoming Piranha 3-D movie. haha.
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DCRage Glorious Bastard Into... Legend since: Oct 2003	Nov 05, 09 at 4:36pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	She's a looker for sure, but I'd like about 6 more inches on her under that top. ------------------- My Blog-Sports, MMA, Girls, Etc. "Guess he'll have plenty of time to be dusting his province now."-Me On Dustin Cole Province's Drug Suspension Neo's most hated/despised member, and proud of it
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The Living Angelus moderator Animated Shows MMA: Mixed Martial Arts Movies/Films Wrestling since: Nov 2001	Nov 05, 09 at 4:40pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	She already ruined herself by getting the typical porn breast implant procedure. They're too big now.
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AudiobanK Neolithic total posts: 6117 since: Nov 2003	Nov 08, 09 at 5:12am re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	She is ugly as bleep you guys. Realistic body image would be awesome. And War Machine is a joke.
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DCRage Glorious Bastard Into... Legend since: Oct 2003	Nov 25, 09 at 4:45pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	Go to Cage Potato now. He has totally lost it yet again and his Twitter posts make Dana sound like the Pope when he (expletive) rants. ------------------- My Blog-Sports, MMA, Girls, Etc. "Guess he'll have plenty of time to be dusting his province now."-Me On Dustin Cole Province's Drug Suspension Neo's most hated/despised member, and proud of it
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Gouge starting to like it since: Nov 2009	Nov 25, 09 at 5:46pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	Direct link. I would just post the screens in a spoiler tag but I'm pretty sure word filtered words in an image is against the rules, so meh. Seems to me he's just crying for sympathy and attention. ------------------- I want to live in Los Angeles ...not the one in Los Angeles
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DCRage Glorious Bastard Into... Legend since: Oct 2003	Nov 25, 09 at 5:54pm re: "War Machine" Is Now Also A "Whore Machine"
	That's why I didn't post the link or image, excessive profanity. Sad yet funny in a ways, considering this doesn't appear to be the first time. Porn isn't all it's cracked up to be, eh Machine? ------------------- My Blog-Sports, MMA, Girls, Etc. "Guess he'll have plenty of time to be dusting his province now."-Me On Dustin Cole Province's Drug Suspension Neo's most hated/despised member, and proud of it
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