quote Best Player Ever

I noticed that on your majoras mask review, under sound, you said that there is no zelda theme, but that is false, the termina field overworld theme is a remix of the original theme.

Adventures of Bayou Billy is out now! Read it!

This message was edited by Offendr on Sep 06 2008.

Immensely detailed as always. You certainly had no problem putting how terrible the game is across to the reader - to the point you seemed like you might have burst just recalling the experience. I feel somewhat glad I have not experienced that game.

Your use of caps lock is perhaps a little excessive though. Some of those things didn't need extra attention. Like, in the driving section why aim to highlight a question on how to defend or the answer? Those things are just another part of the explanation behind the gameplay.

Alright, edited out some unnecessary caps usage. I was pretty pissed when I reviewed that game (maybe the game was to blame?).

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age (PS2) and The Legend Of Kage reviews are out. A couple of good reads for you all!

Ratchet: Deadlocked is up and ready for criticism. Come at me!

Ghostbusters review is up. That's probably the shortest review I've written for a long time.

Some games just don't have any redeeming qualities. Looks like you were unlucky enough to find such a game. That's an excellent way to really convey the problems with the title. The disappointment was clear from the tone of the review but it didn't descend into ranting.

Haha you'd know because you reviewed a horrible Sega Master System game.


Sonic CD and D reviews are out now. Expect more Sega CD and Saturn, as well as some Genesis coverage from me in the future.

Guardian Heroes is up.

Brilliant as always Offendr. You always go very detailed in each review. Sonic CD sounds awesome, with a rather interesting game mechanic.

Guardian Heroes sounds like my sort of game! Multiple endings, sweet story, awesome (sounding) gameplay... hit me up a Saturn and a copy of this game!

My only problem is this part:

quote Guardian Heroes review

But Jak! How can we have six human players?

That's a good question my friend. You would need a six-controller adapter for the Saturn to connect six controllers and have you and five mates beating the living hell out of each other.

That should be in the Controls section, not the Gameplay section.


D: Haha yeah, I've seen the HVGN's review of that too. I can see why he liked it a lot...uh, anyway, I basically agree. I got this on PS1 and it was basically as you described it.

Sonic CD review was awesome. I've already got the game (ah, the things we do with emulation...) but I thought you gave it a good impression too; as in you made it sound truly awesome. Only nitpick is that the score is a bit too low