As you are all aware, i have not been around for the past week or so, and unsurprisingly i come back to find literally thousands of PM's from my fans asking me where I am and praying that something bad hasn't happened.

Now, because i cannot be arsed to answer all those PM's indidually, I will use this thread as an explanation of my disappearence. In disappearing for a few days i did have neoseeker in mind, i timed it to perfection by leaving at the same time GTA came out. Because both you and i know, with the amount of people i attract to the site, and the massive amount of people that GTA brings to the site (although less than me is still a lot) would undoubtably have caused neoseeker to crash at a time where kids who are desperate to complete GTA need the help of people on these forums, so they can cheat and let someone else figure out how to do missions for them.

Now, on to the subject at hand. Me. I haven't been anywhere that interesting, i have just been spending time practicing throwing, which i believe i have now completely mastered. It is genetically impossible for anyone else to throw a ball as well, or as far as i can. But don't give up trying, just acknowledge you will never EVER acheive it.

I had a threesome (me and two women obviously) that lasted for 14 hours. I was not tired at the end.

I cannot be arsed to write any more, although there is a lot more to tell about my time away from neoseeker. But i am not sure whether this community is worthy of hearing it, because of extremely right wing views and its failure to comprehend that left wing socio-economic policies really are the way forward.

Now, you can all get back to playing GTA on your own, in the dark, with your cocks out.

Word is bond. Peace.

Nice to know

quote balabadoo

Where Have I Been?

You are too far up your own ass. Just stop it now.

quote jackbergin

quote balabadoo

Where Have I Been?

No one cares. I'm not sure anyone likes you anymore.

I think we can all see where this thread is headed.

Welcome back BD

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