I haven't made a thread in here in ages so it's about time.

I thought of this concept when watching a stand up comedian the other day. It's a very simple idea. Somebody explain an embarrassing situation and the rest of us say what we would do in that situation.

So I'll get us started.

What Would You Do...

A guy is suffering from a real bad case of diarrhea. However he has a very important job interview so decides to go and hopes his illness holds off till he gets back. He puts on his best suit and heads out the door. He arrives at the train station and while waiting on the platform for his train his illness shows itself. He shits his pants. As the smell is worsening he ponders on what the hell to do. He really wants to get to this interview.
With only a few minutes till his train arrives he looks around him in desperation to find a solution. He sees a clothing store across the road so he runs across, enters the shop, grabs the nearest pair of denims and pays for them. He gets back to the platform just as the train is about to pull away so he quickly jumps on.
Inside the train he makes a dash to the toilet. He takes off his trousers which are now soaked and dripping brown. He opens the window and throws them out. He then takes off his boxers which were white but are now a stale brown color and also shoves them out of the small gap in the tiny window. He cleans himself a bit and reaches for the bag. He opens the bag, takes out the denims and realizes...



What would you do?



This message was edited by Mnmfan on Oct 09 2009.

Lol, that's just a joke disguised as a situation.



I'd sit there and cry, because you're pretty fooshed.


Actually I'd ring a friend, tell him which train i'm on, where it's going to stop and i'd tell him to GET ON THE TRAIN

I'd hide in the toilet until the next stop, then use the denim jacket to cover myself up and move within the crowd of people leaving the train in the hope that nobody would notice. Even if they did, the crowd would probably be moving pretty fast so they wouldn't be able to make something of it anyway.

And then end up half naked on the street? At that point I'd look for a taxi.

quote Randome

look for a taxi.

would you stop for someone half naked ?


tbh my idea is foolproof....

right up until the point where people start wondering why you've been in the toilet for so long, and the guy comes looking around for peoples tickets

quote The Haz

would you stop for someone half naked ?

No, but I'd go GTA on him

You'd invite him in, pay very little for sex without a condom, and be done in a few seconds ?



I always knew you were a bad apple

quote Randome

And then end up half naked on the street? At that point I'd look for a taxi.

Only for a very brief period of time. I'd run straight into a shop, and grab a pair of pants.

quote The Haz

You'd invite him in, pay very little for sex without a condom, and be done in a few seconds ?

I always knew you were a bad apple

Ha-ha-ha! You know, you're funny, but don't quit you're day-job. You're not that funny.

Obviously I meant that I'd do this:

I would probably do 1 of 2 things.

1. Pretend I'm crazy and come out of the toilet cubical banging my head with my fist and screaming for my mammy.

2. Stretch the jacket to fit my legs in the arms and pretend they are just very short and very tight jeans.

Or I'll do both.

I'd use the bag to make a pair of boxer shorts then put on the denim jacket and stroll out down the aisle humming the pink panther tune. 'denim denim denim,denim denim denim denim'

Go home with out trousers. Cut my losses.

Ya know the other part of this thread is to post your own embarrassing situation moments.

Cmon people. Get with the programme.

What Would You Do If:

You're in town with your girlfriend. She goes into a clothes shop and drags you in with her for 'your opinion' on a dress that she has been saving for for the last 3 months. She LOVES this dress and can't wait to try it on in the dressing room.
She emerges 2 minutes later in the dress and your jaw drops. It is quite possibly the ugliest most foul dress you have ever seen.

Do you tell her the truth?

This message was edited by Mnmfan on Oct 09 2009.

This message was edited by Mnmfan on Oct 09 2009.

Yes I'd tell her the truth although I'd ask my wifes opinion first.

I'd probably be honest too but I would break it to her gently instead of just saying 'No it makes you look fat'.