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 Topic: Warriors' quotes you shouldn't say during sex
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 Matt JDoing it for the lulz
Hooked on Neo     total posts: 4473 since: Apr 2005 |
 Jan 18, 09 at 3:12am |
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Heh, just a fun thread...
Generic officer: I won't be denied next time. Generic officer: Get ready to taste my steel. Generic officer: Damn, its all over... Xiahou Yuan: Not bad, for a girl! -------------------  | |
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Morrigan is mine Ich bin ein nerd
high on "N"  total posts: 725 since: Dec 2008 |
Jan 18, 09 at 7:16pm |
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Nobunaga Oda: It's just that simple..
Nohime: Aw... Over so soon? >< Xing Cai: Skewered! >< -------------------  | |
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Sleva *wasn't here*
Still Seekin'   total posts: 3304 since: Jan 2006 |
Jan 18, 09 at 10:14pm |
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Huang Gai: Away she blows!
 -------------------  I should be shot, hanged and raped... in that order. | |
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Morrigan is mine Ich bin ein nerd
high on "N" total posts: 725 since: Dec 2008 |
Jan 19, 09 at 6:15am |
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Raep mode...!
Nu Wa: Don't even think about touching me.. Mitsuhide Akechi: You were wrong to oppose me.. >< ------------------- | |
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Sleva *wasn't here*
Still Seekin' total posts: 3304 since: Jan 2006 |
Jan 19, 09 at 11:22pm |
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We could always go with stuff like: "Your dicipline is lacking!"
 Finally a thread I can use my quoting abilities in  !Prepare for a long shot! Spread your legs! It's a kebab! Keiji: Nice moves you got there! Keiji 2: All right, let's do this! Keiji 3: Don't make this too easy for me! Kenshin: Heavens, bear witness! Kunoichi  I can't ... feel my legs ...Kunoichi 2: Cripes! Take it easy, will you? Kunoichi 3: Oooh, this just isn't your day! Nobunaga: Worthless! Nobunaga 2: Useless! Nobunaga 3: Hopeless! ( *priceless ) Noh: Don't worry ... you won't feel a thing! Oichi: Is that it? That was fast! Oichi 2: My best trick! ... don't try this at home! Hanzo: I can do no more Hideyoshi: How do we get out of this one? Ieyasu: Charge! Magoichi: Too many women, so little time ... Magoichi 2: I don't go easy on guys! *Sleva hyperventilate* Masamune: You will all now witness my power! Goemon: All right, I guess you've had enough ... Goemon 2: What a sight! What a sight indeed! Goemon 3: There is nothing in this world that I can't steal! Goemon 4: I will show you what I can do! Okuni: Pshaw! And that was just getting interesting! Yoshimoto: Marvelous! You shall be rewarded! Ranmaru: I knew you would come, Lord Mitsuhide! (Slevas being a perv!)Shingen: You have now witnessed the might of the Takeda clan! Shingen 2: You insist on learning the hard way, do you? --- that covers SW1 does it not Then... It's onto SW2... no... Shu! (short silly list) Zhao Yun: The dragon rises Guan Yu: For my brothers! Zhang Fei: Take cover Liu Bei: Another blow struck for virtue! Jiang Wei: Your bravery more than compensates for your size! Wei Yan: You... come... Me... happy... Pang Tong: Wow! I hope that toy of yours comes with a warning label! Pang Tong 2: Let's see who's slipperier then, shall we? Yue Ying: But she's so small... Guan Ping: That's one step closer to my father! Xing Cai: Aarghh... This is tight...  Shall I continue this foolishness?And by the way! D: Kotaro Fuuma is a homophobe D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------- I should be shot, hanged and raped... in that order. | |
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Artirtico Deng Ai for Playable!
N'Somniac   total posts: 4602 since: Jan 2008 |
Jan 21, 09 at 11:01am |
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Ha! Well I can't help but laugh
 It's surprising how many quotes fit so well really  Xiahou Yuan's and Nu Wa's were just perfection  A perfect thread for you indeed Sleva Kunoichi's work marvellously as do many of the others...and actually from Jiang Wei down in the Shu section, they're pretty good so yes, keep up the foolishness! I take it that Yukimura is too clean minded for this then?  I'm not really one to remember quotes off the top of my head but a couple spring to mind... Wei Yan: I...kill...you... Xu Zhu: I eat guys like you for breakfast! -------------------  | |
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Sleva *wasn't here*
Still Seekin' total posts: 3304 since: Jan 2006 |
Jan 22, 09 at 8:51pm |
quote ArtirticoBaaaaaaw :3!... I'm gunna ruin his innocence! Mitsunari - Yukimura, you never cease to amaze me! - Hmm I didn't expect any different. Sakon - You may be strong... but I have a very big sword. Ina - I will prove myself to the men of this age! Musashi - I'm getting closer, I can feel it! Yoshihiro - CHESTOH! Nene - Did I just do that all by myself? - I will show you what I can do! Katsuie - Stop whining like little girls! Roar like lions! - I will give you no quarter,woman! - Your puniness make me laugh! Hehe.. --- --- Though actually - all quotes are inappropriate whilst sexifying. You wouldn't go on screaming "I am invincible!" or "Mitsunari! Sorry to keep you waiting!" during the activity of which we speak would you? ------------------- I should be shot, hanged and raped... in that order. | |
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Singe forum fever
 total posts: 363 since: Oct 2008 |
Jan 23, 09 at 2:15am |
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Sun Jian - "Yuan Shu you have betrayed me"
 Ling Tong- "FATTTTHHHHEEEERRRR!!!!" Kinky? Zhang Jiao: Zhang Man Cheng receive the power! ZMC: OOooh I can feel the power in my own hands!! Umm... awkward? -------------------  | |
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Sleva *wasn't here*
Still Seekin' total posts: 3304 since: Jan 2006 |
Jan 24, 09 at 1:44am |
quote SingeAnd so is Ina's Pierce Through! ------------------- I should be shot, hanged and raped... in that order. | |
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scottish terrier just getting started!
total posts: 100 since: Jun 2006 |
Jan 27, 09 at 3:12pm |
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Sun Wukong Time to add another notch to mr whacky
Xu Haung Time to add another notch to my great axe Lu Bu Can anyone provide me with a decent challenge Xu Zhu One down many more to go Taigong Wang Victory as usual Guan Yu Blue Dragon strikes Fu Xi not even close | |
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InabyamaCastle Guard ֶ Going Retro ֶ
ultra seeker  total posts: 1392 since: Feb 2005 |
Jan 31, 09 at 12:26am |
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Dian Wei: Can you stop the coming Evil?
------------------- "I don't have a dream.... I will kill Nobunaga!" 
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Sun Wukangkong starting to like it
 total posts: 50 since: Mar 2008 |
Jan 31, 09 at 11:10am |
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LOL
Da Ji: "I just thought of something fun...."  Taigong Wang: This is stupid Kojiro Sasaki: A beautiful end! Zhao Yun: "Another one has fallen to my spear!" Zima Yi: "Wahhhh!"  Zhuge Liang: Just as I thought!  Meng Huo: Righto Rumble! Zuo Ci: I hope I can play MY CARDS right! Edited: Yukimura Sanada: My spear will PEIRECE THROUGH! ------------------- Quiz: Sorcrer and drifferent, who am I? | |
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Sun Wukangkong starting to like it
total posts: 50 since: Mar 2008 |
Feb 02, 09 at 3:05am |
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These are new hot ones!
Xing Cai: That's no odinary toy! Nagamasa and Oichi: Stright through! Hey, that wasn't so hard! ------------------- Quiz: Sorcrer and drifferent, who am I? | |
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Sleva *wasn't here*
Still Seekin' total posts: 3304 since: Jan 2006 |
Feb 07, 09 at 4:38pm |
quote InabyamaCastle GuardThat is just disturbing ------------------- I should be shot, hanged and raped... in that order. | |
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InabyamaCastle Guard ֶ Going Retro ֶ
ultra seeker total posts: 1392 since: Feb 2005 |
Feb 12, 09 at 3:52am |
 from you slev I'll take that as a massive compliment ------------------- "I don't have a dream.... I will kill Nobunaga!"
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