quote Highbury Highs

quote matt91

"wat a stoomer that is"

WTF?

its the way he says it
probably is stormer but sounds like stoomer

quote matt91

quote Highbury Highs

quote matt91

"wat a stoomer that is"

WTF?

its the way he says it
probably is stormer but sounds like stoomer

Who says stormer anyway?

quote matt91

"wat a stoomer that is"

erm i scored a tap in?

I always get similar phrases off him.

The guys an idiot.

yh and i hate after half time he babbles on about how the manager was last out of the tunnel because of a ritual (or is it Jon Champion)

either way they both talk an unholy amount of shit

haha yeah i had that one in a game of mine recently,
also,
in my be a legend:
full time and we won 1-0

and he goes:

'now I dont teach my gran to suck eggs, but I always knew they could win this game.'


WHAT THE FUNK!?

I hate it when they start talking about the half time team talk involving cutlery or a hair drier, absolute shit lol.

I mute it now, always have done after I get sick of it

I hate the one where he says "thats closer to the corner flag" when the shot which was on target deflected off a defender for a corner.

but worst is "thats an obvious foul" but you need to press start and rewind the replay only to find that your player doesn't even come close to touching.

best is "wham, bam, thankyou mam"

when you hit the perfect freekick only for the keeper to just get a fingertip to it and send it round the post ...then lawro goes...he's team mates wont be happy with that..bla bla bla

Sadly I don't find him hilarious at all and it has always been excruciatingly painful to listen to. Which is a shame because Champion isn't too bad.

Champion sounds *bleep* when he says "He goes for the volley!" or something like that. I always laugh at that.

When he gets excited Champion just loses the plot

"A HEADER TO!!!!!"

I know, and usually it's at the complete wrong time because the shots are always closer to the corner flag.

haha yeah!
like, i had two shots blocked one after the other,
and it changed from

" POSSIBILITYY! " to " its a CHAAANCE!"

nutss man

In Stoppage Time of the first half, Champion says: "THE REFEREE LOOKS AT HIS WATCH, THERE'S SECONDS REMAINING!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes Jon, of the first half.

The most wacky, ridiculous, but unbelievably hilarious line was Lawrenson.
I was in the end of match menu, checking my Ratings etc, with just the menu music playing, and no word of a lie, Lawrenson, out of the complete blue, says "HURRY UP JON! THERE'S NO-ONE LEFT IN THE STADIUM, WE MIGHT GET LOCKED IN!"

No word of a lie.

I hate it when they say the "referee hasn't missed a trip" right after the bliddy kick off ffs