A classic last night....attempted an audacious chip from a stupid angle and to my absolute shock it clipped the corner of bar and post, I was actually quite impressed that I'd got it that close so Lawro comes up with "Tell you what Jon, I could have scored from there and thats saying something"

Anyone else heard "He's got a better dribble than your baby Jon"?

Fantastic scenes!

The commentators go *bleep* mad when you dont bring on subs if your losin at half time wdf

yeah i swear that is all they ever talk about *bleep*ing subs and half time team talks.... WHO GIVES A SHIT

''midfielders who score goals ? what MORE(testipop) do you want''

&&

''it's simple, on his right foot and scores whats your probelm ?''

lmao who the hell is he talking to

&&

When th keeper saves it then the striker comes in for the tap in or shot and scores he gose..

''John, remind this fella not to cut my wages cause he cant, what a scoomer that is'' and its very good save.. (why the hell would he want to cut your wages ahahah)

This message was edited by balotelli45 on Dec 14 2008.

''well Im not teaching my nana to suck eggs John''

??

Was playing with germany and scored a cracker with Podolski on his left.

First Marko says-
" This guy can hit with either foot, this time he scored with his left"
-seeing as podolski is left footed its a bit stupid to say that.

Then, and this is possibly the stupidest thing ive ever heard him say as it makes no sense whatsoever, from the same goal during the Replay, i hear Marko shout,

"He could probably open a can of beans with his left foot"

WTF!!!! he is on some serious drugs man.

I was playing BAL when i hit a shot that smashed the bar then lawro goes. "ahh why did he shoot from there its just ballooned into the stand, poor effot"

i hit the bar you stupid ****
he is on drugs lol