what was your favorite saying from raz? mine's was, "hey, i'm glad you took that ass-kicking I handed to you and turned into something nice......like gardening."

I missed that room, I'll have to hunt it down on my next playthrough.

Personally, I liked his exchange with Sasha:
"Have you learned anything."
"Yes." *lifts goggles* "That shooting things is fun, and useful!"

And yet earlier, his exchange with Elton:
"So... This is the mental world."
*Pause as Elton looks around* "It looks like a dentist office."
"A mental dentist office!"

Heh.

my favorite saying is in the operah girls mind
(not sure if this is exact words or not)
when you put returning home play on dark/land they say
oh now I can go home to hadgard with my jelous mother in a magical baloon.... I said A MAGICAL BALLON!!!
(guy upstairs)
theres no baloon on this set either!
girl: damn it I dont get paid enough for this send down something at least
(guy upstairs)
hey just because I dont have a baloon doesnt me I wont jump down there and kick your ass!!!

and also...
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Okay you chase the phantom and it turns out its the fat critick and raz says
hah that was totaly my first guess
Bird) no it wasnt you said it was becky

My favorite one was after he was done looking at the photos, "My eggs will takeover the world!", He says, "Okay, what the hell was that?"

well this aint a saying but on the commercial my favorite thing is where it says "PSYHCONAUTS"

Okay, its not from Raz, but I love this:

Sash: There may come a time when you have to face something so terrible, so horribly tacky that it simply must be destroyed. *lamp comes up* My eyes! Can't... Look... directly... at it... So what do you do?

Raz: Get therapy?

Sasha: No, you take that hatred and turn it into ammo you can use to destroy it with. *blasts lamp* Another victory for fashion everywhere.

(It's not exact, but it cracked me up)

I love whenever Raz makes a lame joke and looks for approval for it, says things like "oh man I wish he heard that, or did you hear what I just said." I also love his little victory chant "eh chh eh eh chh eh eh chh eh chh"

i think there are a load of funny quotes but by far my favorites come from the milk man conspiracy:

Raz: I am a grieving widow.
"Grieving Widow" G-Man: I am your sister in grief.
"Grieving Widow" G-Man: Should I remarry or remain faithful to my spouse?
"Grieving Widow" G-Man: I wish my loved one was not dead, but alive.
"grieving Widow" G-Man: I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me as the beneficiary of his 401k plan.


"Road Crew" G-Man: Look at that woman's breasts. They're large.

Raz: I am baking a pie.
"Pie-making Wife" G-Man: You better not be trying to steal my husband...tramp.
"Pie-making Wife" G-Man: Although over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, he will always enjoy my pies.
"Pie-making Wife" G-Man: For the last several years, I have relied on prescription medication to make it through the days.


Raz: I work in the sewers.
Non-Sewer-working G-man: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.

Agreed. The G-men very much made this game for me.