Exactly, they made a team and didn't do anything!

Alright, so when are we getting started?

First, you need to make sure that your whole team is ready. As leader, you need to coordinate with them. When your army is mobilized, just post here to let me know.

I can't give any specifics until all the forces are mobilized.

Let me Guess, it's too late to join?

This message was edited by TruTrey on Jul 25 2009.

Let me tell you a little something about Simo Hayha.

Simo did his one year of required service in the military and then became a farmer. When the Soviets invaded his homeland of Finland in 1939, he grabbed one of these

and a couple cans of food, climbed a tree, and sat in -40 degree weather with six feet of snow on the ground and picked off Russians.

When the Russians learned they had dozens of men dropping like flies they shit their Communist trousers and then filled them up when they learned it was one dude with a rifle. They called him "the White Death" for the white camouflage mask and coat he wore.

They mounted whole missions against him - squads of soldiers at first, counter-snipers after they died, and then artillery strikes and carpet bombing. He survived them all and killed every attacker (except in the last two situations.) Supposedly they even got the location right on one of the carpet-bombing runs and he got his coat torn up by shrapnel, but didn't get hurt because hot jagged metal was afraid of this mother*bleep*er.

Over the course of 100 days, he killed 542 people with his scopeless rifle, and then gave 150 more Soviets lead enemas with his SMG. This record makes him the most efficient and deadly sniper the world has ever seen and makes him the one man with the highest personal kill count.

On March 6th, 1940, one lucky son of a bitch got Hayha in the face with an exploding bullet. His comrades brought him back to base with "half his head missing." The White Death was gone.

For a week.

Nevermind having a bad case of headshot syndrome, he was still alive and regained consciousness March 13th, the exact day the Winter War ended. Maybe the Soviets just didn't want to have to face Hayha again.



When asked how he managed to be such a good shot, he answered "Practice." When questioned on why he didn't use a scope, he explained the the glare off the lens could give his position away, and because using the iron sights made him a smaller target. He packed down the snow in front of him hard so that his firing didn't disturb it and give away his position. Most of his shots were from 400 meters away and he always acted alone.



Team Boobies wins.

quote TruTrey

Let me Guess, it's too late to join?

This message was edited by TruTrey on Jul 25 2009.

I'll see where I can put you.

See this post.

Here's a tip. Get as many kills as you can.