i have been just completely kicking ass on the
waves lately in the most awesome way. i've been
making my own surfing stuff that totally wastes
all the other surfers out there *completely*.
and now, i'm gonna tell you loosers how to do it.

ok, so my dad is an office furniture salesman,
and he's always got these old samples laying
around. stuff like chairs and file cabinets and
stuff. i went ahead and started using this old
stuff to make surfing stuff to take out on the
waves, and I tell you seriously, I. am. kicking.
ASS.

Way kicking ass. And kicking ass over all those
"official" surfers that are always like "oh ok
stupid board" and all that or like "you can't
surf over here" that kind of crap.

If you just go ahead and take an old file cabinet
like the metal kind for storing files,
and take the drawers out, and weld in a small peice
of crap office swivel chair, you've got yourself the
absolutely most bitchen surfing setup right there.
I go ahead and take this out on the waves. When
I get it positioned right, I ride that sucker
in fast. Ok, so, you need to be careful about
hitting other surfers, and you get goin so fast
that you're gonna wanna where that helmet, your
gonna whack some heavy waves on that thing. I
went ahead and put a little swinging door on the
side of that sucker and I can get out and push that
right back out there and drilled some holes in the
bottom for dumpin the sand out and I'm going
twice as fast as any other surfer out there EASY.

People, please only post about the game. No other talk will be tolerated!

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