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Pro Wrestling Guerrilla "Taste the Radness"
Ah, professional wrestling. What a crazy world of gimmicks, chokeholds, suplexes and tights we live in. Well, there is none crazier in this mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world than the one they call Pro Wrestling Gorilla... uh, Guerrilla. Well, now in this crazy, mixed up world Pro Wrestling Guerrilla are ready to rise to the top. Screw WWE, all they’ve got is countless millions of dollars, numerous TV and PPV deals, hot women, steroid abusing wrestlers, a club for kissing people’s asses and Funaki. PWG has a Human Tornado and a commissioner for food and drink. So suck it, we're in it to win it and that's just what we'll do. WWE and TNA can bite our sweet gorilla asses because as god is our witness Pro Wrestling Guerrilla will be the number one rasslin' promotion in the US of A! This message was edited by Cradle Shock on Mar 28 2008. ------------------- ![]() Bitches ain't shit to Kenny. | |
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Company Information: PWG Champions: ![]() PWG World championship: Champion: Human Tornado Defeated: Chris Hero Date: 5/4/08 Past Champions: - Chris Hero (12/1/08 - 5/4/08) ![]() ![]() PWG World Tag Team championships: Champions: The Phenomenal Angels Defeated: Davey Richards & Super Dragon Date: 5/4/08 Past Champions: - Davey Richards & Super Dragon (27/10/07 - 5/4/08) This message was edited by Cradle Shock on Dec 27 2007. ------------------- ![]() Bitches ain't shit to Kenny. | |
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The Hip-Hop Happenings of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla January 2008 - April 2008
In the midst of some of the anarchy going on in PWG (To be explained later) the PWG World champion and arguably the best wrestler in the world, Bryan Danielson, was holding onto his title like a true champion. He took on all challengers from Jack Evans "From the Heavens" to Delirious "From the Edge of Sanity" and beat every last one of them. The only man he couldn’t beat was Chris Hero "From Metropolis". Hero captured the title in a fifty-five minute contest, eventually making Danielson submit to the Hangman’s Clutch II. It nearly didn’t happen, though, as Hero’s long-time rival Human Tornado interfered to try and cost Hero the match, but the champ showed his honour by removing Tornado from the ring in order to continue the match. In the end it would be an early match of the year candidate from two of the greatest wrestlers in the world and truly a testament to what Pro Wrestling Guerrilla has to offer. Tears + Fears = Two Badass Emo Wrestlers The return of Jimmy Jacobs to PWG saw him go several events without teaming with his friend Tyler Black. Jacobs appeared to shun Black backstage, seemingly upset with him over something. In the end Black confronted Jacobs about it before a four corners match (Also involving Ronin and Joey Ryan) that the two were booker to compete in. After several minutes of crying Jacobs admitted that Tyler had left him "Broken Hearted" by not inviting him to return to PWG as his tag team partner. Tyler apologised and together they were able to earn a double victory (Both men pinning Ryan and Ronin at the same time) in the four-way. After the match the reunion was broken up by the Motor City Machineguns who were less than happy about an Emo tag team joining the race for the tag team titles. The MCM and Kiss 2 Kill faced off a fortnight later at "Rage Against the (Not Disco) Machine" with Shelley forcing Jacobs to submit to the Border City Stretch. The feud didn’t seem to be over as after the match the two teams argued, only to be stopped by the tag team champions Davey Richards and Super Dragon. At our next event Sabin went up against Jacobs, earning yet another victory for the MCM after hitting a Cradle Shock to pick up the victory. At the same event Alex Shelley fell short to Tyler Black after Sabin accidentally hit him with a springboard dropkick. With the two teams still on edge, they were booked into an impromptu tag team match to decide who was ultimately the kings of the universe (Or rather the better tag team). Remarkably Kiss 2 Kill came out on top after a Doomsday Contra Code following an attack by the debuting Phenomenal Angels. The feud between the MCM and K2K may be over, but the feud between the Phenomenal Angels and the Motor City Machineguns is just beginning. Earning their Phenomenal Wings In the following weeks the Phenomenal Angels would prove that they were sent from somewhere a little south of Heaven as they attacked, cheap shotted and brutalised the tag teams of PWG. The once loveable AJ Styles had changed his ways to match those of his disrespectful, arrogant and bald partner Christopher Daniels. The team showed no respect for their opponents as they rose through the ranks before earning a title shot against Davey and Dragon. The champions refused to give them a title shot until they could win one match without underhanded tactics. This also gave any team the opportunity to earn a title shot by defeating (Or being subject to cheating) the Phenomenal Angels. The team to take this offer was the "Luchadors Fantasticos" a team of masked wrestlers looking to make a name for themselves across the border. On many occasions the Angels looked as though they wanted to cheat, but couldn’t do it. It was the Luchadors who cheated in the end as Luchador #1 rolled Daniels up and grabbed his tights for the victory. After the match the Luchadors removed their masks to reveal none other than Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. The MCM had earned their title shot and would take it at our next event, "Rumble in the Concrete Jungle", against the champions. After the Machineguns arrived at the arena they were suddenly called away by an emergency involving both their families. This emergency would later be proved to be a trick on the part of the Phenomenal Angels who took their place in the title match. After resorting to their cheap tactics to get the win, Styles and Daniels were crowned as the new champions as the angry MCM returned to confront them. The Machineguns promised to relieve them of the titles, but the Phenomenal Angels refused to honour their title shot as it had been filled by them. The MCM would have to prove themselves all over again. He's a Human Tornado (And the new World champion) After Chris Hero’s victory over Bryan Danielson to win the PWG World championship, Human Tornado set his sights on defeating his rival and taking the title. The former champ set about making himself a nuisance for Hero, bothering him backstage and interfering in his matches. It got to a point where Hero brought in his old friend Claudio Castagnoli to watch his back in case of attacks from Tornado. In retaliation Tornado hired the Young Bucks to back him up. After a six-man tag match between Hero, Claudio and Ares against Tornado and the Young Bucks exploded into a brawl between Hero and Tornado it was decided that they would be placed in a no-DQ singles match for the title. Hero ruled the match for the best part of twenty minutes before the Young Bucks interfered and beat down the champion. Claudio and Ares jumped in to help out, but the damage had been done and Tornado hit a low blow and the D.N.D through a table to pick up the win. After the match, with Hero to beat up to do anything about it Tornado kidnapped Candice LeRae. Now that his manager and his title are in the hands of his rival what will Hero do. He’ll have to step up if he intends to defeat Human Tornado once and for all. This message was edited by Cradle Shock on Dec 27 2007. ------------------- ![]() Bitches ain't shit to Kenny. | |
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Final reserve. Now feel free to say nice things about me and my diary. ------------------- ![]() Bitches ain't shit to Kenny. | |
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It's a very nice start man. I dont think anyone has ever done a PWG diary in this forum. You have some great wrestlers on your roster. I'd like to see what you can do with them. ------------------- -and still we will be here.standing like statues. MySpace Music Page | |
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PRO WRESTLING GUERRILLA PROUDLY PRESENTS ALL STAR WEEKEND VI NIGHT ONE l APRIL 19th, 2008 l BURBANK, CA PWG World Tag Team championships: The Phenomenal Angels © versus Davey Richards & Super Dragon
Claudio Castagnoli versus El Generico versus Joey Ryan versus Kevin Steen versus Roderick Strong versus Scorpio Sky
KENTA versus Rocky Romero
Human Tornado © versus Austin Aries
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Candice Lerae... ------------------- Song of the Week: Real - Lupe Fiasco Wrestler of the Week: Matt Sydal | |
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This diary made me have a massive orgasm. ------------------- |Gabby Powerhouse|Zachary Blodestorm|Little Ethan Rogers ULTRA RAD SUPER FORCE UNITE! | |
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------------------- What a waste of time, the thought crossed my mind
But I never missed a beat Can't explain the who or what I was Trying to believe What would you do? | |
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The Phenomenal Angels © versus Davey Richards & Super Dragon ------------------- -and still we will be here.standing like statues. MySpace Music Page | |
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The Phenomenal Angels © versus Davey Richards & Super Dragon ------------------- Song of the Week: Real - Lupe Fiasco Wrestler of the Week: Matt Sydal | |
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Thanks for all the interest. I thought I'd post the opening match as I already have it written. Enjoy and give feedback, please. - - - - - - - - - - PRO WRESTLING GUERRILLA PROUDLY PRESENTS ALL STAR WEEKEND VI NIGHT ONE l APRIL 19th, 2008 l BURBANK, CA All Star Weekend VI begins with "Epic" by Faith No More blaring out through the speakers and Super Dragon and Davey Richards making their way to the ring. Both are very serious men and have no trouble just getting into the ring in a way that means I don’t have to think, just type. "Epic" is replaced by the comedy stylings of "Disposable Teens" by Marilyn Manson as the champions make their way out from behind the curtain. Both men have their faces covered by hoods and they wait a second before simultaneously flipping them off, expecting some sort of pyro display. Our only pyro is the solitary party popper controlled by our wheelchair ridden number one fan El Unimaginativo and he’s saving that for a decent team, not these fools. The Phenomenal Angels make their way to the ring with Styles lording his chest hair over the fifteen year olds in attendance and Daniels lording his slap head over no one because no one wants to be bald. Or be Christopher Daniels. Once they’re finally in the ring they hand their titles to our referee Rick Knox before AJ goes to the apron along with Super Dragon which means Davey and Daniels will start us off. ![]() ![]() ![]() PWG World Tag Team championships: The Phenomenal Angels © versus Davey Richards & Super Dragon
Dragon lifts the Fallen Angel to his feet, but gets caught with a low blow before Daniels dives towards his partner, looking to make a tag. AJ slaps his partners hand before attempting a springboard body splash or something, but gets caught by a spinning heel kick to the face from Super Dragon. Dragon starts a seemingly complex series of adjustments before locking AJ into an STF. Davey Richards jumps into the ring and rebounds off the ropes before hitting a snap dropkick to the face of Styles before Dragon gets to his feet and looks at Davey. Daniels tries to sneak attack the duo, but gets caught with a double spinning back fist combination that would make Eddie Kingston proud. Dragon and Davey look at each other again before hitting a standing shooting star press/double stomp combo on Styles before Dragon hooks the leg. 1... 2... NO, SIR! AJ kicks out of the pin before Dragon can make the three. He tags in his partner who lifts AJ up to his feet before positioning him into a fireman’s carry hold. Super Dragon goes to the top, but gets crotched by Christopher Daniels before AJ gets free and hits a reverse DDT on Davey. AJ lifts Richards to his feet before whipping him off the ropes and then catching him in his own fireman’s carry hold. AJ spins around for an airplane spin before spinning him out into another reverse DDT. AJ goes for the pin, but only gets an early two before Dragon breaks it up. Christopher Daniels flies into the ring and takes Dragon out with a springboard clothesline before rolling out onto the apron to prepare for another assault. AJ gets to his feet and does the same as Davey and Dragon struggle to their feet. The Angels both dive off the ropes, but both get caught with stereo enzuigiris from Dragon and Davey. Davey pulls AJ up to a sitting position before kicking him in the back of the head. AJ folds over forwards before bouncing back to a sitting position only to get kicked, even harder, in the face. The crowd whoop for the impact of Davey’s boot into Styles’ mouth as Davey makes the cover. He only manages another two count before Styles finds a way to kick out. AJ takes one of AJ’s legs and attempts a stretch muffler, but AJ kicks out with his other leg before booting Davey in the gut and rolling towards his corner. Daniels makes a blind tag and climbs into the ring before hitting an exploder suplex on Davey that sends him into the corner. Daniels lifts him to his feet before slapping him in the chest and then following up with a chop. Daniels back away a bit before returning with a running high knee that drives right into Davey’s face. Daniels makes his signature taunt, holding his arms open wide before lifting Davey to his feet and placing his head between his legs. He clutches both of Davey’s arms before lifting him up and spinning him around, but Davey wraps his legs around Daniels’ neck making it impossible to finish the move. Showing great flexibility, Davey kicks Daniels in the face with the sole of his right boot before flipping backwards and booting Daniels in the gut. He then hooks Daniels arms and lifts him up as Super Dragon climbs the turnbuckle. SPIKE D.R. DRIVER II!!! Daniels bald head is crushed against the mat as Davey and Dragon complete the move. Davey dives on top of Daniels as Knox starts the count. 1... 2... NO! AJ Styles dives from the top rope to hit the Spiral Tap on Davey and break the pin. Super Dragon angrily lifts AJ to his feet before lifting him into a Torture Rack in a Psycho Driver attempt, but AJ gets free and hits a Pelé Kick on Dragon who rolls out of the ring. He then gives Davey a kick in the gut and follows it with a Styles Clash! Styles drags his partner onto Richards as the referee hits the mat again. 1-2-NO WAY! Davey kicks out of the pin as Styles and Daniels are shocked. Daniels goes for another pin, but Davey kicks out again. Styles drags Davey to his feet and goes for another Styles Clash, but Davey lifts him up as if for a back body drop, but he transitions it into a fireman’s carry before flipping him off for a Go 2 Sleep! Styles collapses in a heap on the mat as Davey climbs up the turnbuckle. He calls for the end before attempting a shooting star press on Daniels, but the Fallen Angel rolls away and Davey smashes his face into the mat. Daniels now goes to the turnbuckle before jumping twice and executing a picture perfect Best Moonsault Ever! Daniels hooks Davey’s leg as the referee counts a one, a two, but he doesn’t get three as Davey kicks out again. Richards is showing great bravery in this opening contest as he kicks out of the Best Moonsault Ever. Meanwhile, Super Dragon drags AJ Styles out of the ring and hits a diving body splash to crush him against the guard rail. Back inside the ring Davey and Daniels are both on their feet and exchanging blows, but Daniels can’t match Davey’s offence as he succumbs to hard kicks and forearms before Davey throws him over the ropes onto Dragon and Styles. Davey rallies the crowd before going to the turnbuckle and diving off for a suicidal shooting star press! Every man in the match is crushed by one another as Davey collapses on top of the other three competitors and the crowd go wild. Slowly Davey gets to his feet along with Christopher Daniels and both men go right back to brawling. Davey gets the upper hand again, but Daniels rakes the eyes and then smashes Davey’s head against the ring post. Daniels rolls him inside before climbing up onto the apron and then the turnbuckle. Daniels jumps, spins in mid air and then hits a moonsault towards the prone Richards, but Davey rolls this time and Daniels lands back on his feet. Davey quickly gets up and then hits a Busaiku Knee! Utilizing the techniques of one of his mentors, KENTA, Davey executes a perfect Busaiku Knee before finally deciding to end the match. Davey drags Daniels over to the corner before lifting him onto the turnbuckle and grabbing both his arms again. He looks for the Super D.R. Driver, but Daniels breaks free and hits a super back body drop. Daniels recuperates on the top rope, thinking about his next move, but Super Dragon ahs broken free of AJ Styles and jumps onto the apron before climbing up the turnbuckle. Dragon nearly lariats Daniels’ head off, but manages to keep the Fallen Angel on the top rope before double underhooking his arms for a Dragon Driver. He lifts him onto his shoulders before Davey Richards jumps onto the second rope. He takes hold of Daniels and jumps back as Dragon jumps forward, they have no choice, but to meet in the middle for a Dragon Driver/Lung Blower! Davey covers Daniels as Rick Knox counts. We’ve got one, we’ve got two, but we don’t have three instead we have AJ Styles and a springboard 450 splash! For the second time in the match AJ breaks the pin by going to the air, this time with the Superman Splash. The crowd are worn out after this intense battle between two teams who have given their all so far. But it’s become evident that one team will have to give even more to walk out with the titles. AJ lifts Super Dragon up and hits him with a right hand, but he gets one back in return. Dragon and AJ exchange blows before Dragon gets the upper hand, boots AJ in the gut, lifts him up and spins him around for a Psycho Driver! AJ bounces off the mat as Dragon lifts Daniels up to his feet, but he gets caught with a low blow and then a reverse STO that sends him back to the outside. Davey Richards gets up and squares off with Danielson, once again they will have to try and decide the outcome of this match. Davey kicks the wind out of Daniels with a boot to the gut before lifting him up and hitting a Tombstone Piledriver! Davey moves quickly to apply a Surfboard Stretch as Daniels lets out a cry of both horror and pain. The end may not be far as Davey applies pressure to Daniels’ back. The Fallen Angel will have to think fast to get out of this one and, perhaps by accident, he finds a way as he slowly adjusts himself so that he’s able to get Davey’s shoulders completely on the mat. The referee hits the mat as Davey’s shoulders are down. 1... 2... 3! Daniels pins Richards moments before he’d be forced to tap out. Davey releases the hold, shocked that the victory was snatched away from him by Daniels. Winners by pinfall and still champions: The Phenomenal Angels After the match the Angels are handed their titles as they attempt to get away in a sharpish manner. Daniels and Davey sit in the ring, trying to catch their breath and discussing what went wrong. After Daniels and Styles have left the ring area Dragon and Richards look at each other. They begin to argue which leads to Dragon shoving Davey who retaliates by clubbing Dragon in the face with a forearm. Dragon hits him with a boot to the gut and the doubles him over which leads into a Cut-Throat Psycho Driver. Dragon kicks Davey in the chest before leaving the ring effectively meaning that the former champions have split. Dragon makes his way to the back to a chorus of boos from the fans, some even begin to throw garbage at him. Once he’s gone it takes a minute or two for Davey to get to his feet, but he does so after being assisted by security and referee Rick Knox. As Davey is escorted from the ring the fans give him a standing ovation for his contribution to the match they just witnessed. Davey may have just had one of the toughest competitions of his life and, although he was defeated in the end, many would argue that he was the better man in the match. We prepare ourselves for something else as Davey disappears behind the curtain and the cheers stop after a few moments. ------------------- ![]() Bitches ain't shit to Kenny. | |
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Alright here's something I was wondering. Since this diary is for the enjoymentisation of you Matt Marks (I'm trying it out) would you rather the results be written as I am currently writing them, i.e. in-depth results that covers the whole match. ------------------- ![]() Bitches ain't shit to Kenny. | |
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Great match, Cradle. Ending was kind of off for my taste and you need to work on the flow a little bit, but it's really great otherwise. To me, I like to do the detailed matches. It gets me excited to outdo my last matches and tell stories within the matches. It's a lot funner then just writing a paragraph or two and in my experience, your diary will last a lot longer. | |
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