Josh: "Right, we're all set here as we are about to enter the west boiler room of the building. Reports confirm that here, in the most dark and damp corner within these walls, the number one contender Sting is preparing to face not only Mr. Kennedy. But the demonic dead man, The Undertaker."

Josh: "Sting?"

Josh: "Sting? I'm here to conduct an interview, If you would comply it would really-"


Sting: "Theres nothing to say."

Sting: "You want words, Josh? Then you can have them. Tonight I team with John Cena to face my two opponents at Wrestlemainia. You may ask how I feel about that, well I don't really care? Someone once said the accomplishment is in the journey and not the goal, I don't believe that. What happens prior to Wresltmainia is all feeble compared to what happens at it. I could be beaten, broken, battered and bruised for three weeks straight. But on the night I may leave Kennedy & Taker in a pool of their own blood. That would mean the three weeks off pain they inflicted on me didn't matter because in the end they where unable to stop me, and that is just what will happen. It won't matter what they and how hard they try to do it, because in the end it won't matter. I'm leaving Wrestlemainia as champion, and there is not a thing in Hell or Earth that will be able to defy that."

Sting: "Now, if we're done, would you leave before my hospitality expires."


Josh: "Ah, yeah sure. No problem. Thanks for your time and good-"

quote CM Punk & Edge vs. Gregory Helms & JBL

Helms and Punk start the match off with a great exchange luchador style. The two are flying around the ring like a bunch of jackrabbits. One shot after the other and we are left with Helms being in control. Helms drags Punk over to his corner and tags in JBL. The self made millionaire takes his time in harassing Punk, teasing him a tag with Edge. JBL just about makes a mistake and Punk almost gets the tag in, but JBL stopped Punk from reaching Edge. JBL tags back in Helms and Helms does much of the same. He beats down on Punk, keeping him away from his corner. A few times Helms distract the referee leaving JBL to choke Punk with the tag rope. Helms makes the mistake of turning his back on Punk and when he turns back around a big muy tai knee sends Helms to the mat. Both men start to crawl to their corners to try and make the tag and almost simultaneously they both get the tag. Edge comes in and starts to clean house. A clothesline to JBL and the same for Helms. Then a boot to the head for JBL and a SPEAR! to Helms. Helms rolls out of the ring leaving JBL and Edge. Edge gets to his feet after the spear and turns around to catch JBL trying to give him the clothesline from hell. Edge ducks and runs against the ropes and SPEAR! Edge goes for the cover and One Two Three!

quote Elijah Burke vs. Brian Kendrick – Money In The Bank Qualifier

We get back from commercial break to see this match has already started. Burke is in full control of the match. He has Kendrick pinned down on the mat with a rear chin lock. The fans start to make a ruckus to try and inspire Brian to get up and start fighting again. Kendrick manages to get to his feet and throw some elbows into the stomach of Burke. He takes off bouncing off the ropes and coming back with a heel kick. Burke is down and Kendrick is running on full speed. He bounces off the ropes again and connects with a spinning heel kick, and then a standing moonsault. One Two Kick out. Kendrick almost had the pin there. Kendrick gets Burke back to his feet and hooks him up for a Slice Bread Number 2, but Burke counters and drops Kendrick on the top rope straddling the turnbuckle. Burke starts to climb up the turnbuckle, but Kendrick is ready with elbows to the head. Burke falls to the mat. Kendrick starts to stand on the turnbuckle with his back facing Burke when London’s music plays! Kendrick stops climbing for a second and looks up the aisle way in anticipation for London but all he gets is ELIJAH EXPRESS! Burke took advantage of the moment and hit Kendrick, who was half sitting on the top turnbuckle, with the Elijah Express. Burke pulls him down off the turnbuckle and covers him for the three count!

quote Nathan Jones & Sean O’Haire vs. Cody Rhodes & Shannon Moore

The match begins with Jones and Rhodes starting it out. Jones is a big strong guy, but Rhodes is quick and agile. Jones tries to grab Cody several times, but just can’t get his hands on him. Jones tries to clothesline Cody over the top rope, but Cody moved out of the way and dropkicks Jones over the top rope. Jones has blown a gasket and rampages toward the timekeeper. Jones kicks him in the head and then tosses him aside like trash. He takes the timekeeper’s chair and enters the ring with it. Cody runs over to Moore and tags him in real quick and exits the ring. Moore looks at Cody with the look of “why Cody, why?” The referee tries to get the chair from Jones, but Jones just lays him out with a chair shot. Moore tries to leave as soon as he can, but a chair shot to him as well. O’Haire steps into the ring to applaud the work of Jones only for Jones to lay him out as well. Cody is so far the only one not to be hit with the chair. This match has ended in a no contest due to Jones losing his mind.

quote Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H vs. A-Train

All three men circle the ring as we start, with A-Train running at his former partner, Brock, just to get a stiff clothesline. With A-Train down Lesnar and Triple H, lock up and go back and forth until Triple H over powers him and puts him into a side headlock. He follows up with an Irish whip bouncing Lesnar off the ropes, and hitting a high knee strike. Train comes out of behind Triple H and hits him with a forearm knocking him into the ropes, and is rained down on lefts and rights. Train goes for the Derailer, but himself and Triple H, are knocked over the ropes by Lesnar who simply pushes Train.

Lesnar is outside the ring stomping away at Triple H, as A-Train slides back in the ring, and rests. Lesnar picks up HHH, and Irish whips him into the barricade, and follows with a clothesline, taking both over. Lesnar lifts up Triple H, and puts him in a face lock, and goes for a snap suplex on the concrete but HHH reverses the move into his own suplex. Out of nowhere, A-Train comes and hits a body splash on both Lesnar and Triple H as they lay on the ground. The ref goes to check and see if they’re conscious, and sees that all three men are. They all begin to stir and head to the ring, knowing only a pin fall can happen in the ring.

Once more all three men circle the ring, before Lesnar and Train charge at Triple H, but are met with a clothesline each. He lifts A-Train up and whips him into the ropes and hits a spinning spinebuster as he bounces off. Lesnar takes advantage of Triple H’s distraction and quickly hits an over the head belly to belly suplex. He goes for a pin..1..2…thr. Kick out! A-Train approaches the upset Lesnar and taps his back, followed by grabbing his neck, and going for the Derailer. He hits it. But Triple H doesn’t allow the pin as he charges at Train hitting a shoulder block. He picks up Lesnar, kick to the gut, here it comes, Pedigree! One….Two…Thre…No! Train broke up the pin. But Triple H gets him as he kicks to the gut, and Pedigrees him too. He throws Lesnar over Train, as the ref starts the count. 1…2…3, Lesnar as won it, but he doesn’t even know, let alone know how.

quote Jeff Hardy vs. MVP – Money In The Bank Qualifier

Jeff and MVP lock up in the center of the ring. Both go for a quick take down, but to no avail. MVP and Jeff jock for position until finally MVP pushes Jeff into the corner. MVP hits Jeff with several cheap shots as the ref tries to separate the two of them. MVP controls the match for the most part making sure to hold down Jeff at all costs. Several minutes later Jeff starts to fight back connecting with rights and lefts and then clotheslines MVP down to the mat. Jeff whips MVP into the ropes and hits a flying forearm to the head of MVP. Jeff is starting to build momentum and the crowd is really starting to get behind him. Jeff goes for the twist of fate, but MVP reverses it and pushes Hardy into the ropes. MVP gets his boot up and knocks Jeff just about out. He covers, but only gets a two count. MVP and Jeff trade blows once more before MVP tosses Jeff into the corner. Jeff leaps to the top rope and connects with a whisper in the wind! Jeff climbs back up to the top rope and signals for the Swanton. He jumps off to a picture perfect Swanton, but MVP gets the knees up! Jeff’s back crashes down hard onto his knees. MVP gets to his feet quickly and sets Jeff up for the playmaker and it connects! One, Two, Three!

quote John Cena & Sting vs. Mr. Kennedy & The Undertaker

Cena and Undertaker start out trading punches in the middle of the ring. Both are good brawlers, but Undertaker’s experience allows him to take control by grabbing Cena’s head and kneeing him in the gut. He drags Cena to the corner and begins to pound at Cena with punches in the corner. He whips him into the other corner before charging him with a body smash. Undertaker grabs Cena’s and drags him to his corner, and, somewhat reluctantly, tags in Mr. Kennedy. The champions then start to kick Mr. Kennedy in the corner before the referee forces ‘Taker to leave the ring. Kennedy lifts Cena to his feet and whips him off the ropes before taking him down with a hiptoss. Kennedy throws Cena back into the corner and tags The Undertaker back in.

Coachman: Man, Cena is taking a real beating in the early going of this match. I’m surprised; I’d expect more offense from him.
Cole: That’s true John. But I’m more surprised that The Undertaker and Kennedy are working so effectively as a cohesive unit.
Coachman: But what you don’t understand Michael, is that when you’re a team you can’t afford to shun your partner. Even if you hate their guts.
Cole: That’s true partner.
Coachman: Never call me “partner” again
Cole: But-
Coachman: Don’t.

Undertaker is still controlling Cena after hitting a bodyslam. Undertaker bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Cena moves. The Deadman crashes into the canvas on his backside, giving Cena some vital seconds to recover. But Undertaker is up before the Chain gang Soldier, laying a hand on Cena’s head to lift him back up. Cena starts to fight back with punches to the gut, releasing himself from ‘Taker’s grasp, before bouncing himself off the ropes and hitting the Phenom with a flying shoulder tackle. Undertaker staggers backwards before Cena follows up with a clothesline. Both men are down and crawling to their partners. Undertaker makes it, and so does Cena. Sting and Kennedy fly into the ring, laying into each other with punches. Kennedy gains the advantage, but Sting ducks a right hook and hits Kennedy with a DDT. Sting is on fire now, as he crashes into Undertaker, who was recovering in the corner. He whips Undertaker into the opposite corner. Stinger Splash!

Cole: Sting is rolling here!
Coachman: He’s the fresh man, what’d you expect?

Sting turns back around, only to get caught on Mr. Kennedy’s shoulders, as he hits a rolling fireman’s carry slam. Kennedy attempts a cover, but only gets a 2 count. Kennedy is frustrated, and he picks the No. 1 contender back up off the mat before hurling him into the corner hitting him with shots to the stomach. Sting counters with a massive uppercut to floor Kennedy. Sting tags Cena back in, and Cena hits a modified backdrop on the loudmouth Kennedy. “You can’t see me!” 5 Knuckle Shuffle! Cena’s fist crashes onto the head of Kennedy. Cover. 1…2…kick out. Cena tags in Sting again, who goes for a Scorpion Deathlock! Mr. Kennedy struggles with all his might and manages to kick Sting away, before scrambling back to tag in the Undertaker. Undertaker strides into the ring before Sting walks up to him. The two legends stare each other down before Kennedy stumbles up to them both. EPIC 3 WAY STAREDOWN!

Cole: [sounding as though he’s having an orgasm] I think this situation may just boil over right now!
Coachman: For once I have to agree with you Michael!

But then here comes Cena to break it all up knocking Kennedy into Taker. Cena and Kennedy then fight it out and roll to the outside of the ring leaving Taker and Sting. Sting starts to pound away at Taker until Taker starts to return fire. Undertaker gets the upper hand being the freshest of them all and forces Sting into his corner. Taker is throwing rights and lefts, to the head and to the body. Sting gets a breather for a second and then Taker connects with a huge right hand taking Sting down. Taker walks away to the opposite corner for a moment, and while he was walking away Cena tagged himself in. Unbeknownst to Taker the new legal man is John Cena. Taker turns around and runs at Sting and looks to take his head off with a boot, but Cena storms in and spears Taker!

Cole: Oh my!
Coachman: Cena tricked Taker!

The two start rolling around trading punches until Kennedy runs in and cheap shots Cena. Taker is now in control and has Cena to his feet. Taker whips Cena into the corner and follows it up with a splash and then a sidewalk slam. Taker reaches his hand in the air signaling for the chokeslam. Cena gets up and GOOZLE! He lifts Cena up, but Cena breaks the hold in mid air and drops down behind Taker. He spins him around and lifts him up for the FU! He is about to deliver, but Taker slides off the back and spins Cena around and TOMBSTONE! Taker covers and gets the three count!