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 DacTwo much Neo
  total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
 Aug 14, 08 at 3:44am |
quote WARNING One man. One legend. One icon. For so long he had been insulted. Mocked. Taunted. All the wrestling fans, smarks and marks alike had a passion of hatred against him. And why? What did he do that was so horrible. Did he fake his own death on television? No not that guy. Did he almost end the career of a legend at The Great American Bash? No not him either. No this man was much worse. This man was a soul-less individual who was unanimously hated. And all because of this one moment that men, women, and children of all ages still to this point have nightmares about "Sup Dave." "C'mon John" Yes I am speaking of Mike Adamle. Well what many people don't know is Mike Adamle knew in advance this was going to happen. He knew for a fact a knew General Manager was going to be needed before Vince McMahon was almost killed. Hell, he even knew before Regal was suspended. He had the whole thing planned for months. Let me explain - It all started when he became announcer for ECW. He was mocked because of his constants errors while commentating. "Jeff Harvey!" He shouted as fans watching at home laughed. He didn't appreciate being laughed at. No, not at all. So he knew right then that he needed to gain wrestling knowledge so he could be taken seriously because he was being super serial. What better way to do that then join an online forum website. He quickly went into the wrestling forum and studied over the posts and who knew what they were talking about and knew true wrestling knowledge. The first one he spotted was Dash The Stampede. Mike followed every post this man made, and read all about his views on characters, gimmicks, feuds, matches, and loads of other things. He knew right then that he could use these ideas. Going on, he saw a young man named Innovate. He was passionate about this fellow named Jimmy Jacobs. "Jimmy WHO!" Mike Adamle thought to himself...No that didn't happen that was just a way to take a shot at Inno and Jimmy while Dac typed up this post. Mike decided to follow one more young man, named Zhou Tai Rocks. The Neoseeker had a very strange obsession with Shelton Benjamin. VERY Strange. Mike Adamle truly did believe the boy knew what he was talking about more then any of the others. "I know what to do!" He thought to himself. "I'll figure out his password and read his PM's! Surely they will be based on wrestling and give me all the knowledge I need! And if everything he says is true then I'll be sure to take control of Shelton when the time comes, and make him world champion! After studying ZTR's posts, it didn't take Adamle long to guess his password. Username: Zhou Tai Rocks Password: HaRd4ShElToN ITS CORRECT! Mike Adamle hopped out of his computer chair and did a little dance. However he quickly stopped and, well what better way to describe his reaction but this smiley  Anyway, with him officially in the account he checked the PM box. However he quickly felt sick to his stomach. Nude Shelton Benjamin pictures everywhere  . He cleaned up the mess and was just about the exit out of his computer when he noticed a username he hadn't noticed before had sent a new PM. He decided to check it.quote Dac's PM to EthMike was quickly excited by this neoseeker. He loved Big Daddy V which meant he obviously knew what he was talking about since Big Daddy V was like teh secks. You know the way he comes out with his - Okay wait time to stop fantasizing. Anyway Mike Adamle studied all the things Dac knew about wrestling and decided to start his plan. It started with him attempting to take out William Regal. He hit him with a baseball bat, which left him unconscious and he then continued by injecting him with steroids. That way he would be suspended from Raw and Mike Adamle could try to take the job as General Manager. Muhahahahaha. Erm..Anyway, He went to ask Vince if he could have the position but McMahon laughed in his face and claimed Bret Hart had a better chance of becoming GM then Mike Adamle. "But Vince  ". "NO BUTS MIKE! I R DO WHATEVER I WANT!"Mike Adamle wasn't going to take it. He was fed up with the way Vince was treating him and knew the only way he could become General Manager was if Mr. McMahon was out of the picture. He set it all up. He hired a certain superstar to try and kill Vince McMahon on Raw. Vince was sure to be dead now. For weeks Raw was full of anarchy and chaos with fans running backstage and superstars acting like savage animals. Mike had it all figured out. With Raw a mess he was sure to be appointed General Manager. But Vince recovered. Vince was expected to be released from the hospital just in time to make the flight from Raw. He started packing all the stuff from his hospital room and turned around, only to see Mike Adamle standing behind him. Adamle - What are you doing Vince? Vince - Well, Mike I'm preparing to head back to Raw. The place has been a mess and I'm taking in back under control. Adamle stares at Vince with disgust. Adamle - I can't let you do that Vince McMahon! Vince - Mi-Mi-Mike. What do you mean! I'm the boss dammit! I own you! You think you can tell me what to do Mike! This is Madness!!! Adamle - Madness?!?! THIS! IS! MARTA!!!!!! He charges towards Vince, who holds up a hand to gesture for Mike to wait a moment. Vince - Damn Adamle, you botch everything you say. Its actually Sparta not Marta. Get it straight. Tears begin to drip from Adamles eyes, but he toughens up and wipes them away before charging Vince McMahon and kicking him in the chest and out the hospital window. Adamle - No its not Sparta...Its Adamle BITCH! With that Adamle leaves the building and flys over to Raw. Whats in store for the WWE? And will Mike Adamle stay the general manager?!?! We'll find out soon enough. This message was edited by Dac on Jul 09 2009. This message was edited by Dac on Jul 18 2009. ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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Dac Two much Neo
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Aug 14, 08 at 3:44am |
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*Reserved for Raw Roster*
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Dac Two much Neo
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Aug 14, 08 at 3:44am |
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*Reserved for ECW Roster*
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Dac Two much Neo
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Aug 14, 08 at 3:45am |
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*Reserved for SmackDown roster*
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 3:45am |
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Just in case
And now you guys can comment and speculate how epic this diary is going to be. ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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The EXorcist YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
mad messenger    total posts: 308 since: Apr 2008 |
 Aug 14, 08 at 3:55am |
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And I thought you were serious when you were gonna leave
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 3:58am |
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I was super serial
And now I'm back. But seriously I'm being serious that next time I seriously leave it'll be serious  And expect the backstory to be up soon....Seriously ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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The EXorcist YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
mad messenger total posts: 308 since: Apr 2008 |
Aug 14, 08 at 4:02am |
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Ok...seriously, I believe in you.
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nate23 Who wants Lemons?
high on "N"  total posts: 839 since: Nov 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 4:14am |
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Why so serious guys?
*Bleep* Ya that was good!!! | |
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 4:55am |
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Mah super epic backstory is up. Everyone should comment
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nate23 Who wants Lemons?
high on "N" total posts: 839 since: Nov 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 5:43am |
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Backstory of this diary = epicness!!
Funniest backstory every, love it. A little disgusted by the nude Shelton Benjamin pics, Hella of a lot disgusted by the pics of BDV and stuff but anyways can't wait for rosters!! If BDV or Shelton is in main event I RIOT!!  | |
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 6:09am |
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Shelton I agree with, but how can you not like Big Daddy V's perfect body
Anyway thanks for the comment. I actually wasn't planning on this being a comedy diary or anything. Actually I don't even know what I'm doing. I just suddenly got the idea of his joining Neoseeker and stuff so idk what I'll end up doing. Well I do actually it'll be epic you'll see  ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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nate23 Who wants Lemons?
high on "N" total posts: 839 since: Nov 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 8:12am |
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After reading this diaries backstory I can't tell whether you actully like BDV or not haha!
And for the epicness I am agreeing with you this should have epicness writen on it's forehead or it's arm, or better, it's man boob!!!    | |
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN'     total posts: 21224 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
 Aug 14, 08 at 10:35pm |
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Dammit Dac, I have to change my password AGAIN. ------------------- | |
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Aug 14, 08 at 10:36pm |
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