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 DacTwo much Neo
  total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
 Jun 27, 09 at 6:27pm |
 "Hello. My name is Mike Adamle. And I am your leader. Remember the Name. Mike...*bleep*ing...ADAMLE!" ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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Synyster true seeker
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 Jun 27, 09 at 6:29pm |
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Epic return?
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Jun 27, 09 at 6:33pm |
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Adamle says so.
And Adamle is super serial. ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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Synyster true seeker
since: Jan 2009 |
Jun 27, 09 at 6:36pm |
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BAH GAWD!
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN'      total posts: 21301 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
 Jun 27, 09 at 7:27pm |
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OOOOOH MYYYYY!
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ProtoWolf dangerous
total posts: 194 since: Jun 2007 |
Jun 29, 09 at 11:04pm |
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On a side note, in reference to this diary's title I say this:
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Jul 06, 09 at 11:09pm |
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"He's alive..."
"Alive! What do you mean alive!" "That's what it seems. I don't know how it's possible Mr. McMahon. We did everything we could to put him down for good. Every torture possible. Every John Cena rap. Every...Every..." "Every what! SPIT IT OUT OR YOUR FIREEED!!!" "Every Shelton Benjamin promo!" "You mean...He survived?..Oh my God..I..I need to think..Get the Hell of my office..." Mr. McMahon gazes at the wall, contemplating how this all began. He quavered at the memory. However, he tried to forget in the cold silence of his office. That didn't last long though. INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! The alarm went off quick, along with the rest of the power. The scent of the room was one that was very, very familiar. And through the darkness of the quiet room, the chilling voice pierced the air. "Sup, Mr. McMahon" "C'mon Vince" He's Back. TO BE CONTINUED... ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN' total posts: 21301 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
Jul 06, 09 at 11:13pm |
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Lol'd so hard Dac, you are so cool. <3
"Sup Mr. McMahon, C'mon Vince" xD ------------------- | |
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Jul 09, 09 at 4:26am |
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"CNN here now broadcasting live from outside WWE's corporate headquarters.."
"Word isn't good according to the local news, as cameras are awaiting outside WWE's headquarters.." "MSNBC here, reporting a hostage situation here at World Wrestling Entertainment's Corporate building..We'll have more as the story unfolds.." "Your very own racist, Bill O'Reilly here reporting for Fox News...Apparently WWE owner Vince McMahon is being held hostage..It's obvious this is the work of the African-American superstars, who represent the lowest form of entertainment..We'll try and get you more details as soon as possible..." In WWE Headquarters "You're supposed to be dead you son of a bitch!" "Thats Adamle to you. Mick Adamle" "...  ..I see your still botching. CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT DAMMIT! YOU BOTCH EVERYTHING"Batista, hearing the deadly McMahon scream although far away, thinks Mr. McMahon is talking about him again and has no choice but to resort to another emotional breakdown.  Meanwhile back at WWE Headquarters. "Stop testing me Vincent." "DAMMIT ADAMLE! I have this place on lock! The police have surrounded the building and I have employees throughout it! What in the hell makes you think you can get away" "My secret weapon, Vincent." "Your...Your secret weapon?.." "Oh yes. My secret weapon. And trust me on this. It'll lead to complete chaos and destruction. And trust me. It won't be pretty." "Ashley Massaro?" "No Vincent. However she does fit the description. But anyway, enough shots at Gabbo, Vince. On to my secret weapon." Adamle motions Vince to follow him to the window, where he proceeds to open the curtains. Outside screams of innocent bystanders are heard. Big Daddy V is seen swatting down helicopters and stepping on FBI cars. "Oh My God! Okay Adamle I give in. You can have what you want..Wait..Wait a second not so fast. HA! Adamle you've got nothing on me now! Look!" Adamle looks back at the window where Big Daddy V is tilting his head in awe and licking his lips. Shit. He noticed the signature M of the McDonalds sign. This causes an odd chortle from Big Daddy V, who decides to run towards the McDonalds instead of his duty of protecting Adamle. "Adamle give it up! You have no chance now." "Plan B I guess. Vincent I'm gonna pitch some creative ideas to you. Okay picture this. Undertaker, leading up to Wrestlemania, is starting to act strange. He goes back to the urn storyline, but this time the urn is busted open. Inside is...REY MYSTERIOS MASK! ITS BRILLIANT TV VINCENT! BRILLIANT!" "Oh God no. Please no!" "Okay how about...Randy Orton is the legend killer. Through the weeks leading to Summerslam he defeats legend after legend which leads to a thrilling main event at Summerslam where he will take on the ultimate legend. Randy Orton vs....REY MYSTERIOS MASK! "STOP IT MIKE! PLEASE NO MORE!!!" "Okay. Final idea. And I promise you this one will leave you with no choice but to cooperate. So picture this. Jimmy Jaco-" "I GIVE UP! I SURRENDER! OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME WATCH A JIMMY JACOBS PROMO! YOU WIN! WHATEVER YOU WANT!" (ohai Inno  )"Now we're talking..." TO BE CONTINUED...AGAIN! ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN' total posts: 21301 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
Jul 09, 09 at 4:34am |
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Oh god I lol'd so hard man. Every part was great. Batista having an emotional breakdown was gold. I knew BDV would be involved, that was awesome. xD And the creative ideas were actually pretty good, I wouldn't mind seeing some of them put into use.
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ProtoWolf dangerous
total posts: 194 since: Jun 2007 |
Jul 09, 09 at 4:48am |
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What about the storyline where Rey Mysterio's mask makes a meteoric rise up the card, only to get buried by Triple H?
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Jul 10, 09 at 5:38am |
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Innovate All I need is one mic.
seek-o-holic   total posts: 868 since: Jul 2007 |
Jul 10, 09 at 5:49am |
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The Undertaker vs. ???
AWE World Championship - DELIRIOUS FTFW! K.K.K. vs. The Worlds Largest and Strongest Sexual Chocolate Love Machines AWE Tag Team Championship - JBL, Bill O'Reilly, and Michael Hayes!? HOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT!? Kane vs. Ashley Massaro vs. The Hurricane vs. Shelton Benjamin Hardcore Championship - Well, a black man will never win it. ;D John Cenas Rap Battle Open Invitational Word Life - El Generico can out rap Cena. Plus More to Come! -------------------  |I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind| | |
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killer iPod Billy :D
Resident Neo  total posts: 2990 since: Apr 2008 |
Jul 10, 09 at 9:30am |
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lol'd at S.H.I.T. And Adamle updating his twitter lol. Nice upate Dac, looking forward to Summerslam.
Summerslam Card The Undertaker vs. ??? AWE World Championship Bound to be funny. K.K.K. vs. The Worlds Largest and Strongest Sexual Chocolate Love Machines AWE Tag Team Championship Henry and BDV have the height, size and weight advantage. Kane vs. Ashley Massaro vs. The Hurricane vs. Shelton Benjamin Hardcore Championship lolwtf? Would be funny though. I expect her to get destroyed though. John Cenas Rap Battle Open Invitational Word Life lol'd when I read this. plz make it Adamle. Plus More to Come! ------------------- | |
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Dac Two much Neo
total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007 |
Jul 19, 09 at 7:02am |
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Summerslam Ol' Big Daddy V was hopping around Adamle's ring like a big playground When suddenly Hurricane burst from the shade And hit Big Vis with a Hurri-grenade Big Daddy V got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by a big ol' black Mark Henry who got hungry and opened up a can of food Then John Cena came out and rapped, and all the fans boo'ed THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! OF ULTIMATE ADAMLE! GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! AS FAR AS THE EYES CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE TRIPLE H USES CREATIVE CLAUSE! TRIPLE H SAYS "ITS ME" Angels sung out from the sky, in beautiful ways Down from the heavens descended Michael Hayes Who delivered a racist joke, that could anger many Directed right at the only, Mark Henry Who feel to the floor, crying in pain And to Big Daddy V, he delivered the same Then Kane, Spanky, and Undertaker fell asleep in the dirt Because Shelton Benjamin tried to put a promo to work And there was no way Ashley Massaro could win Cause someone offered her another $25,000 again And the fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The new champion stood, comin through fightin strong But you don't get to know who cause Adamle botched writin this song None of this shit happened, and everyone's still alive Sorry you paid for this shit, thanks for your $34.95 Batista - Hello folks this is your charismatic announcer Batista along with my broadcast partners Bill O'Reilly and Soulja Boy. That was a lovely remix of the classic Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Soulja Boy - YAH MAYNE THIS YA FOLK SOULJA BOY REPPIN SUMMERSLAM! YOU KNOW HOW WE DO! Bill O'Reilly casually leans over to Batista to whisper. O'Reilly - Careful. African nearby.  Batista - Anyway onto our first match of the night. A fatal four way hardcore championship bout! UGH! YEA! UGHHHHH IT FEELS GOOD! WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT! Hardcore Championship Fatal Four Way - Kane vs. Ashley Massaro vs. The Hurricane vs. Shelton Benjamin The Hurricane and Ashley Massaro start brawling as Kane makes his way to the ring. Shelton Benjamin tries to cut a promo during the match, causing two fans to kill themselves and the victims family to sue him for ninety nine dollars, forcing him to change his name to Shelton Washington and cherish his last dollar bill. Kane finally gets in the ring but quickly jumps out as Ashley's crabs scatter around his feet. He gets away, but unfortunately for Hurricane, his hurri-powers are no match as they eat away at him. Ashley goes for the pin! KANES BUSY OUTSIDE AND SHELTONS IN COURT! 1..2...3!!! ASHLEY GETS IT! O'Reilly - Thats completely disgusting. Batista - I do agree. UGH! Ashley using her various diseases to win makes me sick. O'Reilly - I meant that Shelton character. You guys let..his..type here? Soulja Boy - YAH TRICK YAH! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUUUUUUUU!.......But I am getting quite sick of these preposterous racist comments that are belittling the African-American community. ... YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CANT SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW! Cena - Yo Yo Yo! Whats up mah chain gang! I'm here to call out any of these here sucka emcee's to try and get at the one and only John Cena!!! Batista - JOHN CENA! We're gonna have some fun tonight. Cena - Yo yo check it, I'm the doc of thuganomics, respect it I'm gonna murder you tonight, just do whats expected My chain gang agrees, The superstars agree I'm gonna win this easily, this skip around in glee Wait wait wait. Ima bad bad man! Let me get some motivation. The beat drops and is followed by a "dope" performance. Several more fans commit suicide... Batista - Okay look, you must be mistook, I am the animal On the mic I'm hardly understandable! UGH UGH WERE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT UGH UGH YEA I THINK WE'VE GOT QUITE A FIGHT Wait wait! I'm a big, strong man! Let me get some motivation. Batista injects himself with more steroids, making him extra dope. Batista - Word, word, I don't care what you heard about me JOHN! Im startin to get ANGREH! Dont make me start shouting ROID ROID ROID RAGE! DONT MAKE ME SNAP! ROID RAGE ROID RAGE ROIDS AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Batista then proceeds to Batista Bomb Cena through the ring. Battle over. Soulja Boy - YAH! THAT WAS QUITE A PERFORMANCE THERE! THEM CATS ARE PRETTY DOPE! ALMOST AS DOPE AS YA FOLK SOULJA BOY! MAYBE I GET THEM ON A TRACK WIT ME! Backstage, Adamle is seen walking into the locker room. He looks appalled to see Michael Hayes and JBL trying on white hooded outfits. Adamle - DAMMIT! John! Hayes! C'mon Guys! Sup man! What is this about! JBL - DAMMIT MIKE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Adamle - Then what the hell is it!?!?! Hayes - Eh...Um...We were trying on Halloween costumes. Adamle - Ah of course. Sorry about that fellows. Thought you were planning on something else around here haha. Anyway, sorry agai...WAIT A MINUTE! It isn't October yet! Hayes and JBL look at each other worried, then JBL thinks fast. JBL - I think this room is haunted Mike. Maybe we should talk somewhere else. Adamle - Well I am quite afraid of ghosts. Lets - JBL - LOOK! GHOST! Adamle quickly turns around to check for ghosts. He sighs in relief as Hayes and JBL throw on there hoods. He turns back around to see them both. Adamle - AH! GHOSTS!!!! Adamle runs out of the room as Hayes and JBL make there way to the ring for tag team action. AWE Tag Team Championship - Sexual Chocolate Love Machines vs. The KKK Big Daddy V clumsily falls into the hole in the ring left by Batistas Bomb. He gets stuck and Mark Henry begins to sweat uncontrollably from worry. Or from walking all the way from the stage to the ring, I'm not quite sure. JBL jumps on Big Daddy V's stomach as a trampoline and hits Henry with a flying clothesline from hell. Hayes runs in for the pin. 1..2..3! The KKK are tag champs! O'Reilly - I approve. Batista - AHHH! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME *bleep*ING FUN TONIGHT! UGH! UGH! AHHH! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT GUYS! IT FEELS GOOD! Soulja Boy - Yo what the *bleep* is this shit! Dawg, ya folk Soulja Boy quits. O'Reilly - Now we have the main event, The Undertaker versus a mystery opponent. I hope hes white! Soulja Boy, tired of O'Reilly's comments, uses his devastating Superman punch to knock Bill O'Reilly the *bleep* out. Soulja Boy - GET OUT MAH FACE HOE! GET OUT MAH FACE HOE! GET OUT MAH FACE HOE YAH! AWE World Championship - Undertaker vs. Mystery Opponent Undertaker makes his way to ring, which accounts for about half of the time of the PPV the fans payed for. When he does make it, he lifts Big Daddy V up out of the hole to get him away from the match. But something catches his eye in one of Big Daddy V's tits. What is it? Is it..? No! NO IT CANT BE! The lights go out. When the lights come back on Rey Mysterios mask is on top of Undertaker. 1..2...3! NEW CHAMPION! REY MYSTERIOS MASK! Batista - OH MY! I SURE DID HAVE FUN TONIGHT! UGH! THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN! UGH! WE'LL SEE YOU FANS NEXT TIME! GOD I HAD FUN! DIDN'T YOU? I SURE HAD FUN! UGH! GOODNIGHT! ------------------- Soon as my flow starts
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