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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫ CruisiN' total posts: 21001 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005	Jul 19, 09 at 7:19am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Whats this I hear? I NEW UPDATE!
	LMFAO!!! XD Dude, I dunno where to start. Hardcore match was so awesome. Shelton was sued and changed his name to Shelton Washington to cherish his last dollar, wtf? Batista having a roid rage during Cena's rap battle and ending it by Batista Bombing him through the ring was awesome, very creative. ;76; JBL/Hayes as the KKK(there name is genius btw) was also very funny: "JBL - DAMMIT MIKE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" JBL's words in caps is always a good time. I honestly saw no chance of them losing the tag match either, theyre too good. Mysterio's mask as world champion was just the wist we needed to end the show, it had me and Sapp loling over msn for a bit. Overall, loved the read. You never disappoint me, Dac. <3 ------------------- ^last.fm
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killer iPod Billy :D Resident Neo total posts: 2950 since: Apr 2008	Jul 19, 09 at 2:18pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	lold great show Dac, LOL or what. Soulja Boy on commentary was hilarious. GET OUT MAH FACE HOE! XD at batista wanting to have fun all night. Ashley winning because of her crabs was soo funny as was Shelton being renamed to Shelton Washington because of his last dollar. lold hard at the rap battle. Batista going on a made roid rage attock on Cena was epic. JBL and Hayes getting caught by Adamle was funny. Glad they won, love there gimmick. .... MYSTERIO's MASK!! What a winner! lol made me laugh for ages. Ever since I picked Rey up in TWG, I've loved him xD His mask being in BDV's tit was awesome. LONG LIVE THE AWE WORLD CHAMPION. Great show man, loved it. ------------------- Last Name Ever, First Name Greatest
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2372 since: Apr 2007	Jul 19, 09 at 11:02pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	quote News Reports are in from last nights PPV. Numbers are through the roof! This would be great for Adamle, but the numbers are apparently indicated by the number of people who committed suicide after watching the show. Reports are saying Adamle will be looking to sign some new talent soon and possibly get a TV Show within the week. Apparently Shelton Benjamin made a whopping $0.05 for his performance last night, making him worth $1.05 at this point in his career, possibly the highest he's ever been. However, reports say another fan committed suicide and will be suing Shelton for 50 cents, possibly making Shelton undergo another gimmick change as Shelton two Washingtons and a Jefferson. Rey Mysterio's mask has become a well respected and liked person around the locker room. He certainly is a blue chipper in this company. And lastly, Snitsky has signed with the company. Rumors are saying he could be a big part of the company from this point forward More to come as soon as we find out! ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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killer iPod Billy :D Resident Neo total posts: 2950 since: Apr 2008	Jul 19, 09 at 11:22pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Lol. Nice signing in Snitsky. Lold at Rey's mask being a well respected person. xD at Shelton. nice update Dac. ------------------- Last Name Ever, First Name Greatest
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RVD for President How do I do it? member: postin' posse total posts: 571 since: Feb 2007	Jul 20, 09 at 3:14am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Summerslam was hilarious! ------------------- Credit to The King of Kings for the banner and avatar.
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2372 since: Apr 2007	Jul 24, 09 at 7:03pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Adamle - Alright here we are guys. After our very successful first show AWE Headquarters is now open! The roster and staff seem rather unenthusiastic about it. Adamle - This headquarters is for business and only business. No playing around. No games unless I approve. And no having fun! Batista - UGH! But we need to have fun tonight! Adamle - BATISTA DAMMIT! NOT RIGHT NOW! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING FROM ANY OF YOU RIGHT NOW! Snitsky - IT WASN'T MY FAULT! Suddenly a woman burst through AWE Headquarters door. Woman - MICHAELLLL! Adamle - MOMMMMM! IMA HAVIN A MEETING! Adamle's Mom - MICHAEL ADAMLE DON'T YOU DARE GET THE ATTITUDE WITH YOUR MOTHER! I'M LETTING YOU AND YOUR FRIEND USE THIS BASEMENT AS YOUR CLUB HOUSE! Adamle - IT'S NOT A CLUB HOUSE MOM! ITS A SUPER SERIAL BUSINESS! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND! IM RUNNING AWAY AND YOU CANT STOP ME!!! Adamle's Mom - Ah, Shut up dumbass. She then proceeds to slam the door and head back upstairs. Adamle continues sobbing in the corner. After several hours of crying the roster then enjoys a nice meal together to celebrate with Adamle promising a surprise at the end. At the table, superstars begin questioning a certain wrestler. Batista - So, since were all friends here when are you gonna drop the title to one of us? .... Silence. Cena - Come on man, you can't hold on to it forever. That's my job. ....... More silence. Shelton - Dude, this is cold. Your isolating yourself from the people who helped you work your way up in this company. Whatever man, we're out of here. bleep you man. bleep you. Rey Mysterio's Mask doesn't answer once again. Batista, Cena, and Shelton Washington get up from the table and leave, disgusted with his arrogance and the success that got to his head. About an hour later... Adamle - Ok folks! Boy have I got an announcement. First off, we have a new TV Show that will be coming on every Wednesday Night! Adamle's Adventures! And this week on the show, we're putting the AWE Championship on the line! It'll be our current champion against our newest star. HULK HOGAN! I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN! I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS! AND ANOTHER MILLLLION DOLLARRRRS! Hulk Hogan makes his entrance down the stairs. Rey Mysterios mask, the newest championship hog, looks on in fear. What is to come of his title run? ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫ CruisiN' total posts: 21001 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005	Jul 24, 09 at 7:07pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	lold irl. Hogan, I should've saw it coming. xD Really hope Rey's mask somehow wins this again. ------------------- ^last.fm
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killer iPod Billy :D Resident Neo total posts: 2950 since: Apr 2008	Jul 24, 09 at 7:22pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	lol C'mon Rey's mask!! Hogan made lol hard. Nice update Dac, keep it up. ------------------- Last Name Ever, First Name Greatest
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ajnewman86 not-such-a-newbie total posts: 40 since: Jul 2009	Jul 27, 09 at 8:49pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Adamle rock lol
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wwemarvelfan If You Close Your Eyes... Still Seekin' total posts: 3314 since: May 2006	Jul 27, 09 at 11:14pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	I came too much when I read the remix to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Dac, you are such a sexy beast of comedy. ------------------- WWE is Jericho
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2372 since: Apr 2007	Sep 02, 09 at 12:33am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Adamle's Adventures His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy He's startin to botch already, he's not ready To say what he wrote down, the whole crowd grows so loud He opens his mouth but the wrong words come out He's botchin now, everybody watchin now And laughin, how? He called him Jeff Harvey, blaow! And snap back to reality, oh wait, this is reality No, its not reality, Nope, its Mike Adamle You gotta Lose your words in mid sentence, admit this You know your always gonna botch You've only got one shot, but you're still gonna fail This botchertuninty comes in your life once time...SHIT NOT AGAIN. The show kicks off with your announcers, Batista, Bill O'Reilly, and special guest, crazy guy in a mask. Batista - Hi guise. We're here to have some UHHH FUN TONIGHT UHHH, with Bill O'Reilly and crazy gun in a mask. How are you crazy guy in a mask! Crazy Guy in a Mask - AHHHHHHHHH! Batista - UHHHHH THATS MY KINDA FUN! The camera cuts to the ring, where Mike Adamle botches getting in and breaks the top rope. He grabs the mic, which he botches and drops it, breaking the mic. This would be quite terrible, since it is the only mic AWE can afford. However, there are only four people in the arena so it is not much of a problem. Adamle - How are my loyal fans!!!!! Crickets can be heard. Adamle is very pleased by the overwhelming response by the crickets. Adamle - It's great to have you all here on Adamle's Adventures. We're gonna have a great show tonight. I'm Mick Adaml...I mean Michel...I mean..I mean...TOO MUCH PRESSURE MANNNN The crickets begin to boo and throw food and drinks at Adamle. They are not pleased. Adamle runs to the back crying. John Cena comes out for his open mic challenge. Rap Battle - Cena vs. ??? Cena - Yo yo, It's Mr. Franchise, You know I'm the franchise And when the beat drops, you know this man shines You get no respect, I demand mine And for all the men out here, forget your damn wives! I mean...I mean...I'm not gay at all Cena is saved by the sound of Michael Hayes music. He comes out with a mic in hand, looking dope as ever. Hayes - Yo this is Michael Hayes here, bringin the dope flow I know I'm the biggest star here, no photos I like to polish and clean my white rasslin figures MOTHERbleepIN bleep bleep bleep YOU N-....Naggers...Naggerrrrrrs Cena - I agree Hayes. I quite simple can't stand those who nag. Especially those who nag constantly when they've had plenty of opportunities and just fail. FAIL. FAILLLLL! At the announcers table, Batista begins crying to himself. </3 Hayes - Indeed sir. Indeed. Hayes and Cena draw, giving a hand shake as the few fans in the arena try to stay awake. Cena - THIS IS FOR MY CHAIN GANG! Hayes quickly hears to word, and recognized what it could potentially lead to A quick jab by Hayes. I stiff uppercut! He's going for the knockout! THE HAYESMAKERRRR!!!!! Cena loses. O'Reilly - Good showing by that man there. Crazy Guy in a Mask - AHHHH! GARRRR! bleep!!!!! Batista - Finally someone who speaks my language. Anyway, I find the naggers line quite offensive. No reason in particular though. It's not like anybody close to me does that.... O'Reilly - Forget the naggers line. How about we talk shit about those ni- BEEEEEEEEP. Commercial Break. When we return, Rey Mysterios mask is being interviewed by Batista. Batista - So Rey Mysterios mask, how does it feel having the title? No answer. Batista - Um...Okay...So, what are your feelings towards your defense against Hogan tonight? Still no answer. Batista - DAMMIT! REY MYSTERIOS MASK YOU SON OF A BITCH! READ THE DAMN SCRIPT! READDDDD ITT!!!! YOU NEVER COOPERATE! YOU NEVER DO! YOUR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN THIS COMPANY! Batista flips a nearby table, Batista Bombs a child, and spinebusters his cancer sick wife. Yea. That Rey Mysterios Mask is quite an asshole alright. Crazy Guy in a Mask - AHHHHHHHH! O'Reilly - You sound like that damn Soulja Boy. I'm starting not to like you . Anyway, up now we have a battle between to Olympic stars! Mark Henry vs. Kurt Angle! Mark Henry vs. Kurt Angle The two start to lock up, but Kurt Angle see's a semi-attractive woman in the crowd. He goes up and gets her number. He takes her to a nice restaurant and then back to his hotel. He angle slams her through four floors. He takes a picture on his Blackberry. He comes back to the ring, where officers are waiting. He gets arrested. DQ! HENRY WINS! O'Reilly - Well that was a bit backwards of a situation. Don't you think! Crazy Guy in a Mask - AHHHHHH!!! MAIN EVENT!!!!! AWE Championship - No DQ - Rey Mysterios Mask vs. Hulk Hogan Hogan and Mysterios mask lock up quickly. Hogan overpowers with ease. HULKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD! Mysterios Mask slams him into the turnbuckle, but Hogan seems to be getting ready to unleash HULKAMANIA! He powerslams Mysterios Mask! LEG DROP! 1...2...! Someone hit Hogan! OH MY GOD! IT'S CM PUNK! CM Quickly covers both superstars! 1...2....3! CM PUNK WINS! Crazy Guy in a Mask - PUNNNNNNNKKK!!!!!! The Crazy Guy in a Mask quickly takes off his mask. Crazy Guy without a Mask - PUNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! He slams a chair into the head of CM Punk repeatedly, as Punk cries like a little pussy. Adamle's Adventures, Over. ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫ CruisiN' total posts: 21001 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005	Sep 02, 09 at 12:38am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	This is probably the funniest thing I've read in months and is much much better than John Cena's Wrestling School. Well worth the month long wait man, well worth it. ------------------- ^last.fm
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2372 since: Apr 2007	Sep 02, 09 at 12:41am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	It was just for you Eth <333 ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫ CruisiN' total posts: 21001 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005	Sep 02, 09 at 12:42am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	I know. ------------------- ^last.fm
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The_Dropkick_Murphy just getting started! total posts: 103 since: Apr 2009	Sep 02, 09 at 5:02am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	OMGeez, I competingly forgot amout botchtastic Mike Amandale restholding. Jeff Harvey be damned, he should have botched crying as well. I love this thread. Rey Mysterio's Mask should have remained undefeated tbh. His backstage pull is unheard off.
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