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wwemarvelfan If You Close Your Eyes... Still Seekin' total posts: 3322 since: May 2006	Sep 02, 09 at 5:06am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	PUUUUUUUUNK! I bleeping love you Dac! This is the greatest diary evar! (No offense Ethel) :3 ------------------- WWE is Jericho
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Innovate All I need is one mic. seek-o-holic total posts: 868 since: Jul 2007	Sep 02, 09 at 11:13pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Dac, you are my bleeping God. That was so amazing. You are genius, pure genius! KEEP IT bleepING COMING AND DON'T MAKE ME WAIT! ------------------- \|I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind\|
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007	Sep 03, 09 at 12:20am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	Abandons the diary for another month and a half only to return with another "It's Back" segment, followed my a decent meeting, a decent show, and another shitty remix of a song only to disappear again ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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Innovate All I need is one mic. seek-o-holic total posts: 868 since: Jul 2007	Sep 03, 09 at 1:19am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	bleep YOU! <3333 you Dac, update now bbz? ------------------- \|I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind\|
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007	Sep 03, 09 at 1:54am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	quote News Word around the wrestling world is CM Punk is going to be stripped of the AWE Championship. Apparently, the top dogs in AWE thing CM Punk is too much of a pussy pussy McPussy straight edge pussy to be champion. According to some, it is expected that Punk will be erased from history faster then Chris Ben...Faster then Cryme Tymes 'title shot'. If this is true, it is expected Rey Mysterio's Mask will remain champion and his loss will be forever forgotten. We asked several on seen workers to comment and one had this to say. "PUNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" More news coming in. It seems that most of S.H.I.T. have been fired. Apparently, they were all on acid and believed they were super heroes. That, and they were complete s.h.i.t. Meanwhile, The Hurricane is also suspected to have been on steroids, proving to be the reason why he had recently seemed quite larger. He is expected to be back soon, without steroids. This has caused quite a few rumors. The most likely is that he will be returning to AWE 'Down-graded' under his new gimmick The Tropical Storm. This comes from some of the folks who works at AWE, who also say he'll fizzle out into the gimmick The Tropical Depression, leading to complete disappearance and firing from the company. Breaking news. Shelton Washington still sucks. He does plan on getting interest on his dollar though and adding a few more pennies to his name. Shelton Washington Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln to be exact. Exciting reports coming in from AWE. Apparently, Adamle liked the way the crickets in the audience selled the terrible show. Look out for them to possibly join the roster sometime soon. Vince McMahon is apparently disgusted with how Adamle is running the company. When asked why, he simply responded with this. "HEELS WINNING CLEANLY? CENA NOT CHAMP? YOU'RE FIRREEEEEDDDDDD!" He also is interested in doing whatever he can to take AWE down. No word on what will happen yet, but Mr. McMahon is not happy. ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫ CruisiN' total posts: 21257 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005	Sep 03, 09 at 2:17am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	lold, the entire bundle was good. Shelton Washington Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln is probably better than Abraham Washington. Best part was definitely Adamle looking to hire the crickets. xD ------------------- ^last.fm
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Dac Two much Neo total posts: 2382 since: Apr 2007	Sep 14, 09 at 11:32pm re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	AWE's New Headquarters The AWE gang are seen in their new headquarters, a tree house that Adamle built in Cryme Tyme's backyard. Cryme Tyme are hosting the meeting with Adamle in this special night. JTG - Yo yo, wassup ya'll? This ya boy JTG hostin' this here wrestlin' meeting with ya boy, SHAD! Shad - YEA YEA! You already know! It's about what? JTG - MONEY, MONEY! Shad - YEA, YEA! JTG - IT's about them Bejamins! Shad - Benjamins, Benjamins! JTG - YEA, YEA! Shelton Washington Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln - Actually my fellow friends, it is about Washington Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln now. JTG - Oh...I am deeply sorry about that. Please, I ask only for your forgiveness in this upsetting situation...Anyway ya'll, this a tough hood roun' these parts! Shad - Hell yeah! This where ya boys from Cryme Tyme roll. This shits real! Ain't nobody gonna mess with our hood! It's one of the realest! The two open the door and the roster look out in awe. Suddenly, a man is seen approaching the tree. Shad - Watch out ya'll. These thugs aren't friendly roun' here. The man comes up to the bottom and looks up. Hardcore "Seeemingly harmless caucasian neighbor" G - Howdy. Quite a nice tree house you have here! JTG - It is so pleasant that you noticed. Why, I am honored to have such a friendly neighbor. Shad - Good day to you sir. Hope you have a nice evening. Hardcore "Seemingly harmless caucasian neighbor" G - Haha same to you two folks! Have a good one! ... Shad - SEE YA'LL! Coulda been popped just like that! The wrestlers looked on in fear, obviously never having been in such a rough hood. Adamle - Alright, alright. Enough of this terrifying talk. This is business time. I'm super serial. Now, if you take another look outside... Adamle reaches for the tree house door he built. However, when he touches the doorknob it falls off and breaks from him botching opening the door. The crew are stuck. Adamle - Oh my G-! Kanye West - Yo Mike Adamle, I'm happy for you, I really am, and I'm gonna let you finish but I just wanted to say Batista is the best botcher of all time. Adamle cries. The crew spend about four hours waiting for him to stop. Adamle stops. Adamle - Anyway, onto business. So, we're stuck in a tree house. Who could possibly be behind this! Suddenly a voice comes on in the tree. ??? - Hello AWE. I want to play a game. Triple H - IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAMMMMMEEEEE! Triple H uses creative clause. Triple H escapes the tree. ??? - Very good. Now, I want to play another game! Gasp. ??? - Mike Adamle. For years you have botched the simplest of things. Now you must pay. Inside of your somehow large tree house are all the superstars of AWE and a few more added surprises. To win, it's simple. Follow any instructions you are given to escape the tree. This goes for all of you also in the tree. Let the games begin. Adamle - Oh my, oh my what shall we do! Suddenly the lights go out. Undertaker - It wasn't my fault! Several minutes later, the lights come back on and some of the roster are set up in traps. In the bathroom, Adamle and Batista are chained by their ankle to the wall. The only tool they have is a saw. Batista - OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO! Adamle - QUICK! GO DATE KURT ANGLE! HE'LL BREAK IT IN NO TIME AND EVEN KEEP THE PICS! Batista - I cannnn't! I'm stuck! Adamle - WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HEREEEE! Dramatic sequence of Batista and Adamle trying to pull their ankle out, saw through the chain, and prevent themselves from botching Batista - Mike...I think I know..What we have to do. Adamle - Gulp What? Batista - SAW THROUGH OUR OWN ANKLE! Gasp Adamle - Okay..Okay..You go first! Batista begins to dramatically saw through. Adamle watches in terror. Batista - The deed...Is done. Adamle - BATISTA! YOU BOTCHED IT! THAT WAS MY ANKLE! AHHHHHHHHHH! Batista - Teehee, oopsies. Adamle - Okay, okay. We have to think. Suddenly Batista finds a note in his pocket that says he has to kill Adamle to win. Batista whispers to Adamle to fake his own death when he says thumbs down. Adamle nods. Batista - ADAMLE! THUMBS UP! THUMBBBBSSSS DOWNNNN! Batista tries to charge Adamle but botches by tripping over the chain. Adamle botches and fakes his death because he hears Thumbs Down! He falls to the floor clutching his heart. Adamle - Ohhh, I'm dead. Batista - Put your damn heart back in! They aren't falling for it! Adamle - What shall we do? Meanwhile in the Kitchen Big Daddy V - AHHHHHHHH! Mark Henry - AHHHHHHHHH! Big Daddy V - IT'S MINE YOU SON OF A BITCH! MARK HENRY - YOU DON'T NEEEED IT! The two continue to fight over the full, five star food buffet for ten on the table. Only one will eat it all. Meanwhile The roster are seen wandering around trying to figure something out. However, as they look around they find out a stunning truth. WHAT IS THE TRUTH? WILL ADAMLE AND BATISTA BOTCH THEMSELVES TO THE DEATH? WHO WILL EAT? FIND OUT WHEN DAC GIVES A DAMN TO FIGURE OUT ALL THESE CONCLUSIONS HIMSELF NEXT TIME!!! This message was edited by Dac on Sep 15 2009. ------------------- Soon as my flow starts I compose art Like the ghost of Mozart
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DivineDragoon23 It's time that I got Dirty Still Seekin' total posts: 3433 since: Mar 2006	Sep 15, 09 at 2:13am re: Bah Gawd Mike Adamle! Summerslam Up! UGH! Were Gonna Have Some Fun Tonight!
	I almost came reading Batista spinebuster his cancerous wife. Then I came all over the place when Kurt Angle Angle-Slammed a woman down 4 floors. This is epic. ------------------- Banner Cred to InsanityPrevails!
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