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Zhou Tai Rocks
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Not gonna lie, it's the most interesting thing that has ever happened to him.
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Cattle Mutilation
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But what about that time he returned to save Triple H? No, not that time, the other time. No, no, the one before that. No, the one before that too.
Oh wait... ![]() He's the only one that gets excited for Davie Batista. But that's okay! Because I am here to save the day! And when I change The Animal from a 1-dimensional wrestler that has no character or ability into something cool I can work with, you'll say, Thank You, Cattle Mutilation. You're super awesome. ------------------- ![]() | |
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Zhou Tai Rocks
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Can't see myself saying that, but I guess we'll see.
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Fallout from Throwdown: Now with images, presented in Technicolor!
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FTW.com received a statement from a Championship Committee member, who requested to be referred to as Anon. It reads: "This is a new era of professional wrestling. We will not abide by such intolerable actions. Fines have been sent out to the likes of Bryan Danielson, Gail Kim, and Dave Batista, who factored into The Undertaker's defeat. Furthermore, I am giving Jimmy Jacobs a Jr. Heavyweight Championship match at Boiling Point cuz he's a sexy mother *bleep*er." While these investigations go on and fines begin to arrive in e-mail boxes, very few people in the company feel that anything is going to come of it. JBL has been doing a wonderful job on Throwdown, turning a show which was otherwise rampant chaos on a weekly base, into a show where you expected the wrestlers to abide by the rules for the most part. We here at FTW.com feel that this is most likely the biggest reason why the actions from Batista on Throwdown were so shocking and has everyone on the internet talking. No one is quite sure what to make of Batista's actions. Some people have guessed that this was all set up by JBL to continue his mission of making The Undertaker's live a living hell. If that is the case, the investigations may lead to charges and possible removal from his General Manager position. "Regardless of the job JBL has been doing on Throwdown, if he perpetrated this incident, then I have no doubt that his removal will be swift and quick. As that sexy mother *bleep*er Anon has already told you, this is a new era of professional wrestling and we will not tolerate such actions. Now excuse me, I'm going to go have sex that Anon, because he just gets me so riled up sometimes," was what Executive Vice President Stephanie McMahon had to say to us when we contacted late last night. We did not receive a response to our question about what the Rated R Superstar Edge had to say about her husband, Triple H and their family. Others have guessed that Batista merely walked out there to send a message to the Deadman, and that he's only getting Sweeney's hopes up and will stab him in the back at the opportune time. Perhaps some fans are getting their hopes up if they're thinking that, as Batista's celebration with Sweet and Sour Incorporated and the General Manager seemed genuine. The investigations will continue and no doubt, this story will continue to unfold as the weeks go by, but for right now and all underlying stories aside, this whole match is all about Batista stepping into the Undertaker's yard. The night after Wrestlemania, the Undertaker told the fans that if you stepped into his yard, your only destiny were the gates of Hell. He also promised never to lose the World Heavyweight Championship, quite a mission to undertake, pardon the pun. The Undertaker is really going to have to work hard if he wants his reign to get off to a successful run, because the Animal wants his title, not to mention the dozens of others that are gunning for him. Batista will be his first true test, and at Boiling Point, with all of the things that have happened so far and of the things that are going to come of this, IT'S GOING TO BE A WAR! ![]() 2)
![]() All that pollution is so pretty. GOIN' DOWN, LAKERS. 3
The Championship Committee has decided that a pinfall victory over Brian Kendrick has earned Jimmy Jacobs a Jr. Heavyweight Championship match at Boiling Point. Management has been on the record in saying that they see a lot of promise in this young man and could very well be a contender for an even more prestigious belt in the future. For now though, Jimmy is hoping to impress his crush Lacey and beat Brian Kendrick, who has held the Jr. Heavyweight Title for a very long time now. MVP tagged with Jimmy Jacobs in their match against Shelton Benjamin and Brian Kendrick, so MVP feels hopeful that a United States title shot is within his grasp as well. Shelton Benjamin has been ducking out of title shots for a long time, but in his last defense against Carlito, he looked solid despite some questionable tactics at the end of the match. Speaking of Carlito, he is looking to rebound after the defeat. Management hasn't specified, but they have guaranteed Carlito a spot in a match at Boiling Point. And finally, there's the Throwdown World Heavyweight Championship match between The Undertaker and Batista. As if that match needs anymore hype in the first place! There are VERY few tickets still available, so hurry onto FTW.com or Ticketmaster so you don't miss this once in a lifetime event! Check FTW.com (come on, play along 'ya dimwits and go to the main page) for the updated Boiling Point card with new headers featuring the FTW divas! ![]() 4)
Also involved in that match was Tyson Kidd, who came out the winner despite great performances from Kofi Kingston, Hurricane Helms, and even Chuck Taylor if you exclude his SHENANIGANS~! Even though he won a big match in the Jr. Heavyweight division Tyson is currently out of the running for the division's belt since Jimmy has been declared the Number One Contender. However, he'll want to continue putting in solid performances so he can one day get that shot. We were unable to contact Kidd, but we were able to get a statement from his girlfriend Natalya: "Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised! It figures, mainstream American wrestling has always been against us Canadians. Then if we have ties to the Hart family, we're practically taboo! Well whatever, that's okay. Tyson Kidd is a very patient man. After all, it took FTW years to sign him in the first place! So he'll wait and continue to tear the Jr. Heavyweight division apart until he finally gets his shot and takes that belt off of Brian Kendrick, so that dancing little Kurt Cobain better get some practice in before their inevitable match! Meanwhile, Tyson and I will be doing some practicing of our own in the bedroom." We then proceeded to throw up. Feel free to do so as well. ![]() 5)
Speaking of Maria, there are rumors circulating around the internet that she is in talks with Playboy about another spread, this time for one that doesn't totally suck. Maria has posted a poll on her website for people to vote Yes or No (it is an overwhelming 99% to 1%, which can only lead to one thing: What G-Tard voted "No" on Maria Kanellis posing for Playboy again??? Damn it, Zhou Tai Rocks.) ![]() 6)
Some people wondered where Rey Mysterio, good friend of Jeff Hardy and small boys was during the attack, thinking that he could have prevented it We have not received a statement from Rey Mysterio regarding this issue, but he is signed to appear next week on Throwdown in Washington D.C. Add Jack Swagger to the list of people we haven't been able to contact. Swagger was destroyed by the British Blue Bloods in a 4-On-1 Handicap punishment match booked by JBL after JBL felt disrespected by Jack's attitude. Jack sustained a broken nose, but shouldn't miss any time due to the injury. We were able to contact Vladimir Kozlov... but we didn't understand anything he said. After a big win over Jeff Hardy and R-Truth the previous week, Kozlov may be returning to the success he had last year when he was fighting for the belt with the likes of Edge and the Undertaker. And that wraps up this edition of Fallout. Make sure to tune in for next week's Monday Night Throwdown, as well as this Friday for Friday Night Rampage which is going to be a great show. Check back in a couple of days for the full card. ------------------- ![]() | |
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Zhou Tai Rocks
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Honestly wouldn't mind seeing Bobby Dempsey join The Animal at ringside during his world title match at Boiling Point, they'd make a really good team.
Btw, lol'd irl at the reasoning for Jacobs getting a title shot, and especially because it came from somebody that wasn't you. Unless you're on the committee........ ------------------- ![]() | |
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ThePoison999
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This is probobly my favourite federation on here other than that ROH one, keep up the great work.
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I'm gonna go watch the United game then get the Rampage card up later. You will want to read the Fallout. It looks long, but that's because of the pictures. Also, yes or no for the pics? I'm not sure if I should keep 'em or go back to the old style. Uhh also the Boiling Point card has been updated, including three new headers.
BTW, do you guys know how much I have to water down and edit out my slurs if I want to post this elsewhere because no one except us can understand & appreciate them? <3 u guise. ------------------- ![]() | |
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![]() FRIDAY NIGHT RAMPAGE | Wachovia Center | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ![]() Kane joins the Vickie Guerrero Kiss-My-Ass Club
![]() Main Event Shawn Michaels versus Tyler Black
![]() ![]() ![]() Tag Team Match Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase versus Evan Bourne and Randy Orton
![]() Bonus Match #2 CM Punk versus Nigel McGuinness
![]() Battle Royal - Number One Contendership For The Unified Women's Championship Featuring divas from Friday Night Rampage!
![]() Bonus Match #1 - Pure Wrestling Rules Claudio Castagnoli versus Alex Shelley
![]() Grudge Match Jay Briscoe versus Mark Briscoe
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![]() We have breaking news on the Global Wrestling Summit mega show that is only a few months away, which you will be able to see on most Pay Per View providers. Countries have been sending updates almost daily to the FIWA (Federation of International Wrestling Associations), but this week in particular we have received some eye-opening reports with the Summit nearing ever closer as the days go by. The reports can be read below: ![]() Arena México - Mexico City, Mexico Reporting: Ernesto Milan
![]() FTW H.Q. - Medina, Ohio - United States of America Reporting: Anon
![]() Differ Ariake - Tokyo, Japan Reporting: Light F'n Yagami
The Winchester - London, England Reporting: Shaun & Ed
Well *bleep*-A-Doodle-Doo! We got William Regal, Nigel McGuinness, and DJ Gabriel, you dumb *bleep*! That's right, Ed. And joining them this year is Doug Williams! Prince Devitt! Harry Smith! Jonny Storm! Paul Burchill! Spud! ... ... Ah, *bleep*ing hell, not Spud... We don't stand a chance, do we? Nope. ![]() Lotus Temple - New Delhi, India Reporting: Ranjin Singh
![]() Air Canada Centre - Toronto, Ontario - Canada Reporting: Celine Dion
![]() Swiss Stock Exchange - Zürich, Switzerland Reporting: Claudio Castagnoli
Team Germany & Switzerland are proud to welcome Team Italy to our European squad! Joining myself and Ulf Herman will be Santino Marella, Tony Mamaluke, and Little Guido! Then, coming out of retirement for this Global Wrestling Summit only is Alex Wright! For far too long, Germany, Switzerland, and Italy have not been able to do well in the Summit because there simply aren't many of our people wrestling. We hope to make our people proud and inspire future generations by doing well in the tournament. Because we are very European. ![]() The Kremlin - Moscow, Russia Reporting: Vladimir Putin
Oops, sorry. Is this mic on? Who authorized this? SHOOT HIM! *blast* Good, hehehe, verry good! I apologize, I have been watching silly American movies. But I am tired of something... I am tired of the ignorant Yanks and Japs winning the World Cup every year! They do not appreciate Russian technology and culture! The ten McDonalds restaurants here in Russia still sell misery and shame in a plastic wrapper between two, soft and steamy capitalistic buns! REVEAL YOUR SECRET RECIPE SO WE CAN RESTORE OUR NATION AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Err, I mean, be an international ally that will work towards world peace. ANYWAY! Joining ME, Vladimir Putin to combat the ignorant Americans will be both of the Kozlov's! Alex Kozlov, who can wrestle and fly with the best wrestler any other country can offer! And of course, our weapon of mass destruction, the Russian Cyborg Vladimir Kozlov! The man who will soon be he Throwdown World Heavyweight Champion! You're going down, America! MWAHAHAHAHA! *thunder claps somewhere off in the distance* [color=#666666]This message was edited by Cattle Mutilation on May 07 2009. ------------------- ![]() | |
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Cradle Shock
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*bleep* off, Spud is the tits, he's the 80s rockstar for christs sake. DJ Gabriel needs to get the *bleep* out of Team Britain, he's letting the side down.
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ThePoison999
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GWS is a *bleep*ing awesome idea dude.
If USA wins, I riot. ------------------- Extreme Wrestling Syndicate | New
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Thanks guys. GWS is quite a ways away, but I really wanted to get some news out about it so it didn't feel so rushed & chaotic when it came time to work it into the shows.
quote Cradle ShockBut it's his gimmick to be a hated twat. Or maybe I'm just a mark for Alex Wright. Hmm... I'll be working on Rampage tomorrow. If I bust my ass, maybe I could get it up before the Cavs game. We'll have to see. I asked it before, but maybe you slags didn't notice it or else you were a meanie and ignored me: Should I keep or lose the images in the Fallout? LOL @ Chelsea and Drogba. ------------------- ![]() | |
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Zhou Tai Rocks
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quote ThePoison999They're gonna win man, they got Angle. BROKEN FREAKEN NECK------------------- ![]() | |
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killer iPod
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I agree it's a great idea. Should be interesting to see who wins. Nice header for it aswell, looks awesome. I'll predict later, going to get my hair cut now.
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Cattle Mutilation
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Thanks, brah.
I added a little information about the shows on the roster page. It's under "Data." Just describes the set & ring, gives out the average ratings & attendance, and lists the (new) theme songs since I'm taking those old videos down. ------------------- ![]() | |
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