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 wwemarvelfanIf You Close Your Eyes...
Still Seekin'       total posts: 3322 since: May 2006 |
 Jul 29, 09 at 7:36am |
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On a quiet Thursday afternoon, Scott Steiner got done injecting ster...I mean working out at the gym so he decided to go to Subway. While walking down the street, he botched a step and accidentally decapitated Dixie Carter who happened to be enjoying a bagel smeared with the blood of the X-Division in front of him with his pythons.
Steiner: AW GAWD DAM! I *bleep* BLEAVE AYE DEED THAT! Suddenly Big Booty Daddy got a call on his cell phone. Steiner: HUH?! Jeff Jarrett: Since you just killed Dixie, my soul is finally free! Which means TNA once again is mine! So you're fired! *click* Steiner: FAWK YAH JEV JERUT! Big Poppa Pump becomes very angry and throws his phone on the ground only it ricochets and happens to hit Miiiiiissssssttttteeeeerrrr Kennedy, giving him a skull fracture and a level 3 concussion. Steiner: I LOL'D! Finally after an excruciatingly tiring 2 blocks, Steiner the Recleiner walks into Subway only to collapse from exhaustion. After 8 hours, Scotty the Body wakes up and walks to the counter only to find Stevie Richards behind the counter. Richards: Hi! Welcome to Subway! What would you like? Suddenly an idea popped into Holla If Ya Hear Meh's head. If he couldn't wrestle in TNA, he'd start his own promotion! Steiner: AI WANNA BOY DIS SOOBWAY! And thus with only $1.95, Scott Steiner bought his own wrestling promotion. -------------------  WWE is Jericho | |
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wwemarvelfan If You Close Your Eyes...
Still Seekin' total posts: 3322 since: May 2006 |
Jul 29, 09 at 7:37am |
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Reserved for Roster and champions
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN'    total posts: 21264 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
 Jul 29, 09 at 7:40am |
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lold so hard. XDDDD
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 TheKingofKingsBEAUTIFUL™
s-e-e-k-e-r   total posts: 1697 since: Oct 2006 |
 Jul 29, 09 at 7:46am |
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Try hard...
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wwemarvelfan If You Close Your Eyes...
Still Seekin' total posts: 3322 since: May 2006 |
Jul 29, 09 at 8:14am |
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The next day Stevie Richards was setting up a ring in the middle of Subway. Subway's actual owner, Jared, walked out of his office to utter fury.
Jared: Richards, what the hell are you doing? Stevie: Oh well Scott Steiner bought this Subway and is opening up his own wrestling promotion. Jared: *picks up a microphone* Well Scott Steiner is trash! Stevie walks over to a tape recorder and presses play. Boos start to play. Jared: In fact, I challenge Scott Steiner to a match right now! Stevie walks over to the tape player and takes out he tape only to replace it with another. He presses play and Scott Steiner's theme song plays. Scott Steiner vs. Jared SCR World Heavyweight Championship Match and Winner Owns Subway The bell rings as Jared rushes Steiner and hits him with a piece of Italian bread. Steiner is busted open by gawd king the humanity. Jared then climbs to the top rope for the Chicken Terriyaki Drop (lol, Banzai Drop) but the top rope snapped because Jared is still a fatass. Steiner quickly takes advantage and locks in the Steiner Recleiner. Jared immediately taps out. Stevie Richards switches tapes yet again and hits play. Cheers this time begin to play. Stevie then grabs a microphone. Stevie: Here is your winner and the new Soobway Chimpship Restin' World Heavyweight champion, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner. A customer who had been sitting in a booth for the entire time begins clapping very enthusiasticly but then goes back to eating his Chicken Ranch BLT. A few customers enter thus Stevie jumps back over the counter. Stevie: Hi, welcome to Subway. What would you like? Suddenly Stevie is put in a Crossface! Stevie taps out! Stevie: Ow ow ow why did you make me tap? Chris Benoit's Ghost: To become number one contender for the SCR Heavyweight championship and fufil my childhood dream. Stevie: Oh my gosh, Chris Benoit! The customers just stared at Stevie like the crazy bitch that he is. Stevie: You win this time Crippler but you're never going to win the SCR championship. Customer: Uh yeah, now that you're done talking to you're imaginary friend or whatever I'd like a 6 inch cold cut combo on wheat with lettuce and tomatoes. Stevie completes the order easily and turns around to grab some chips. When he turns it around, he discovered a Bowflex home gym in the sandwich. Stevie: That's funny, I don't remember putting a Bowflex home gym in this sandwich. Benoit's Ghost: Hahahaha! If I can't win the title then I'll make sure that Scott Steiner fires you so I can become number one contender. Stevie: Damn you Chris you crafty viper! Suddenly Scott Steiner burst through the manager's door with the SCR championship around his waist and his theme song playing on his iPod. He noticed that Stevie messed up the order by putting a Bowflex home gym in the sandwich and gives Stevie a belly to belly suplex and pins him for the 3 count. Steiner: FAWK YAH! Stevie crawls over while bleeding out of his mouth to a microphone and begins to talk. Stevie: Here is your winner and still Soobway Chimpship Restin' World Heavyweight champion, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner. Ow my spleen... The cameras pan to the people in the Subway who just stare in confusion. Before the show ends though the camera pans to Chris Benoit's ghost smirking an evil toothless smirk. ------------------- WWE is Jericho | |
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CHKFLIP forum fever
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Jul 29, 09 at 10:29am |
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Wow, nobody came. I'm surprised.
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 Jul 29, 09 at 10:33am |
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The whole next day was awkward.
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Disenchanted Baby Loves To Dance In The Dark
Resident Neo  since: Jul 2008 |
Jul 29, 09 at 12:31pm |
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Hmm. I'd complain about you stealing my Steiner gimmick, but I love him so much that anything involving him gets my seal of approval.
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Jul 29, 09 at 12:47pm |
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This video made me love Scott Steiner. Watch it and you might learn a thing or two about him.
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Zhou Tai Rocks I'm a loser at life. ♫
CruisiN' total posts: 21264 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005 |
Jul 29, 09 at 1:00pm |
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I love this diary. Jared challenged Steiner to a match lold. Chris Benoit's ghost lold. A *bleep*ing Bowflex inside a sandwich lold. Stevie got belly 2 belly'd lold irl. My good man, keep this up.
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Innovate All I need is one mic.
seek-o-holic total posts: 868 since: Jul 2007 |
Jul 29, 09 at 10:16pm |
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I lol'd.
Steiner will be the best owner of any wrestling promotion. I know it. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! Benoit's ghost was just wow. Its a bit weird, but meh. It got a few lolz out of me. One suggestion, don't try too hard to be funny. Just let it come naturally.  All and all, I'll definitely read. It's pretty funny, and it has Steiner for *bleep*'s sake! -------------------  |I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind| | |
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