You know you've been playing too much MSG2:SOL when...

1) You are washing your hands and shout "LIQUID!"
2) You call your girlfriend Emma
3) When you put your finger in your ear like you are talking on the codec.
4) When you start running through a building with a blonde wig on, calling people on your mobile saying "Colonel, ive entered the Big Shell"
5) When someone eats your last cookie and you say "That cookie was meant for me" [Fortune style]

You get the picture

Hahahahah, excellent! More!!

I like the last one... And the idea is to post your own, methinks

Someone throws a grenade at you, removing both of your arms with the explosion. You walk in their general direction, stop halfway and say, suspiciously in a Russian accent:
"Nothing here..."

7) You act like your principal has possesed your arm.
8) When doing dishes you find a sharp knife and spin with it.
9) You try to make a girl you like laugh by slipping in seagull poop ( which doesn't work)
10)On the first day of school you walk into class like " I'm sorry I'm late." then you sit down. Your teacher asks you your name and you point your pencil at her with a meniceing smile saying, " I'm like you I have no name."

11) You look around for a radar when playing Hide and Seek.

12) For no reason at all, you yell "I need scissors! 61!"

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13) You hide in a cardboard box, and when some walks by you get up and run behind them and yell freeze, and attempt to get dogtags...

14) When you cartwheel up some stairs and fall--just to know how Raiden must've felt all those billion times.

15) When you stab a crucifix in your body, in the hope you'll be able to walk on water and take bullets.

17) When you wear Solid Snake-boxers

what happened to number 16 skulk???
18) when you hold your breath hoping that noone will see you around the corner (mgs1)
19) when the communication stops working between you and someone else and you scream "Raiden, Answer me, Raiden RAIDEEENN!!!" (snake's quote)
20) when you sing raiden's boss fights music everytime you are in a difficult situation, like an oral exam

sorry if they aint very funny, im not very good at this hehe

21)you shove a dead body in the locker and wait for it to
disappear

22)you shoot a person in the hand 3 times to kill him

23)postmark yourself to us government armory for weapons

24)you hear that there is a bomb in class so you look
for a fire extinguisher

25)you try to blend in with army people by saying simper fei!

26) When you hear a beep you look for a green light to the bomb.
27) Any fat person can officially be a threat if they have roller blades... Don't let them buy roller blades
28) When wigs are in.
29) You think navy blue spandix is really going to hide you
30) When you call sombody and you get the wrong number and it goes like this...
Them: Hello?
You: John?
Them: Sorry you have the wrong number.
You: ...
Them: Sorry b-
You: There claymore mines in that area.
Them: What? who is this?
You: Just call me... Deepthroat?
Then: ... You mean like... Gay porn?
You: ... Mr.X then. -click-

quote greatness

30) When you call sombody and you get the wrong number and it goes like this...
Them: Hello?
You: John?
Them: Sorry you have the wrong number.
You: ...
Them: Sorry b-
You: There claymore mines in that area.
Them: What? who is this?
You: Just call me... Deepthroat?
Then: ... You mean like... Gay porn?
You: ... Mr.X then. -click-

I really need to do that to someone one day..

31) When you decide to make a thread called "1001 Ways You know You've Been Playing Too Much MGS2:SOL!" on an online forum.

32) When you find a guy with his mouth, hands, and eyes ducktaped and you ask "you're Ames aren't you"?

33) You find a locker at your highschool that has a picture of a hot Asian girl and you lock yourself inside the locker and kiss the photo and try to call Otacon on the codec.

34) When you see a flock of seagulls and you deliberatly stand under them while looking up in hopes they will poop on your face.

35) When you are watching a bunch of people in the military do their exercises you try and find a soldier wearing pokadotted boxers shorts.

36) When you see a huge pile of bugs on the floor you throw a big firecracker at them in hopes they will hit you in the face.

37) When you buy a porno magazine from the store and leave it in a random location to see if it will distract anyone passing by.

38) When eating lunch in the cafeteria at school you hide under the table before anyone else shows up.

39) When you see a little kid playing with his new R/C helicopter and you pull out an M4 rifle and shoot it down thinking it's a cypher.

40) When you see a fat guy with rollerblades on passed out on the ground you try to move him thinking there's going to be C4 underneath him.

Maser you must not really like fat people


41) When you choke someone and kill them and start t-bagging their bodies

42) When you smoke cigarettes to reveal lasers in a laser tag game

43)When you wear a ninja suit for Halloween

44)When you are trying to watch porn and your parents walk in and you think there is an exclimation point over their head

45)When you think of a gay codename for yourself

46)When you imagine your using nanotechnology to talk to your friends

47) When some guy you don't know gives you some clothes and you sneak around looking for an AK.

48)When you put a brown wig on and fire all your bullets because you thought you had infinite ammo.

49)When you sneak up behind someone and say freeze because you wanted to collect enoug dogtags to cash them in for a stealth suit.

50) When your trying to hide from someone and you try to use the hanging mode.